Best of
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1989

The Calvin and Hobbes Lazy Sunday Book


Bill Watterson - 1989
    Filled with Watterson’s full-page Sunday strips, this collection is sure to please fans and newcomers alike.

The More Than Complete Hitchhiker's Guide


Douglas Adams - 1989
    Plus, you'll find a perplexingly frank introduction by the author himself, giving a behind-the-scenes look at each book and the zany radio series that inspired them. But that's not all! You also get a ferocious giggle of a short story, starring the two-headed, three-armed, ex-president of the Universe -- Zaphod Beeblebrox. The saga begins and ends...The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy--Arthur Dent, mild-mannered, out-to-lunch kind of guy, is plucked from Earth just before it is demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass. Towel in hand, he begins his journey through space and time with his rescuer Ford Prefect, a traveling research for the Guide.The Restaurant at the End of the Universe--where the floor show is Doomsday and Arthur and Ford dine with Zaphod Beeblebrox, well-appendaged, ex-head honcho of the universe, and Trillian, his human girlfriend. The four friends begin their quest for answers to some of the most confounding questions challenging mankind. When will they finish eating? What is the question to the ultimate answer? (which happens to be 42).Life, the Universe and Everything--Everything important and then some is examined in this third book, when Arthur Dent and his companions find they must avert Armageddon and save the Universe for life as we know it (or think we know it!).So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish--Galaxy-weary space traveler Arthur Dent returns to Earth With his new voidoid gang to discover that it has been mysteriously reinstated. But more pertinent questions remain: Why did all the dolphins disappear? What is God's Final Message to His Creation? What really happened the day the Earth was demolished?And finally, in Young Zaphod Plays it Safe--the two-headed hero travels to the depths of the ocean floor to investigate the mysterious destruction of the ship that "could one hundred percent positively never crash." with the annoying assistance of the Safety and Civil Reassurance Administration, Zaphod learns some disturbing secrets...If you're just discovering Douglas Adams's galactic gangbuster of a series, don't panic--The More Than Complete Hitchhiker's Guide is your chance to have it all! (Towel not included.)--jacket

The PreHistory of The Far Side: A 10th Anniversary Exhibit


Gary Larson - 1989
    A Far Side retrospective, celebrating its tenth anniversary.

The Complete Yes Prime Minister


Jonathan Lynn - 1989
    Presented in the form of diaries, official documents, and letters, rather than simply transcribed scripts, this book is a companion to the successful BBC series, "Yes Prime Minister."

The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs


Jon Scieszka - 1989
    You thought you knew the story of the “The Three Little Pigs”… You thought wrong. In this hysterical and clever fracture fairy tale picture book that twists point of view and perspective, young readers will finally hear the other side of the story of “The Three Little Pigs.”

The Complete Monty Python's Flying Circus: All the Words: Volume 1


Graham Chapman - 1989
    The minister of silly walks, the dead parrot, banter in a cheese shop - here is every silly, satirical skit, every snide insult, every saucy aside.

The Jeeves Omnibus Vol. 1: Thank You, Jeeves / The Code of the Woosters / The Inimitable Jeeves


P.G. Wodehouse - 1989
    'If I had Jeeves's brain I should have a stab at being Prime Minister or something.'Luckily for us, Bertie Wooster manages to retain Jeeves's services through all the vicissitudes of purple socks and policeman's helmets, and here, gathered together for the first time, is an omnibus of Jeeves novels and stories comprising three of the funniest books ever written: Thank You, Jeeves, The Code of the Woosters and The Inimitable Jeeves.

Red Dwarf Omnibus: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers & Better Than Life


Grant Naylor - 1989
    It all begins when Dave Lister is celebrating his twenty-fourth birthday on a Monopoly board pub crawl round London, and somehow ends up three million years from Earth, marooned in the wrong dimension of the wrong reality, and down to his last two cigarettes. Together with a dead man, a senile computer, a deranged sanitation mechanoid with an overactive guilt chip and the best-dressed entity in all six known universes, the last remaining member of the human race begins his epic journey home.

The Night of the Mary Kay Commandos Featuring Smell O-Toons


Berke Breathed - 1989
    Features the bonus, peel-away insert, Smell-O-Toons, the aromatic fragrance that is dabbed on more Commando pulse points than all other perfumes combined! Little, Brown.

The Teacher from the Black Lagoon


Mike Thaler - 1989
    Green's class. In his nightmare, Mrs. Green is a monster with a tail and smoke coming out of her nostrils. He is so happy when he awakes to see the real Mrs. Green that he gives her a hug.

The Night the Bear Ate Goombaw


Patrick F. McManus - 1989
    nature tales originally published in such magazines as Field & Stream and Outdoor Living.Patrick F. McManus’s hilarious and comic stories of camping and other nature-oriented activities reach ridiculous proportions in The Night the Bear Ate Goombaw. From teaching his stepfather the methods of madness behind farm work through his best friend’s grandmother’s fear of bears, McManus reveals that human behavior is even wilder than the wilderness.

Callahan's Lady


Spider Robinson - 1989
    At Lady Sally's House, the customer doesn't necessarily come first: even the staff are genuinely enjoying themselves.Wife of time traveling bartender Mike Callahan, and employer of some of the most unusual and talented performing artists ever to work in the field of hedonic interface, Her Ladyship has designed her House to be an "equal opportunity enjoyer," discreetly, tastefully and joyfully catering to all erotic tastes and fantasies, however unusual. Like her famous husband, Lady Sally doesn't even insist that her customers be "human."..as long as they have good manners.Small wonder, then, that she and her staff encounter beings as unique and memorable as the superhuman Colt, whose banner never, ever flags...Diana, the deadly dominatrix who "cannot" be disobeyed...Tony Donuts, the moronic man-monster even the Mafia doesn't want to mess with...or Charles, the werewolf with a distinct difference...

Chuck Amuck: The Life and Time of an Animated Cartoonist


Chuck Jones - 1989
    Winner of three Academy Awards and numerous other prizes for his animated films, Chuck Jones is the director of scores of famous Warner Bros. cartoons and the creator of such memorable characters as the Road Runner, Wile E. Coyote, Pepe Le Pew, and Marvin Martian. In this beguiling memoir, Chuck Jones evokes the golden years of life at "Termite Terrace," the Warner Bros. studio in which he and his now-famous fellow animators conceived the cartoons that delighted millions of moviegoers throughout the world and entertain new generations of fans on television. Not a mere history, "Chuck Amuck" captures the antic spirit that created classic cartoons-such as Duck Dodgers in the 241/2 Century, One Froggy Evening, Duck Amuck, and What's Opera, Doc?-with some of the wittiest insights into the art of comedy since Mark Twain.

FoxTrot: A FoxTrot Collection


Bill Amend - 1989
    A look at living through the eyes of the Fox family and their pet iguana.

Mafalda inédita


Quino - 1989
    Plus, some drawings made by Quino using the characters for album covers, UN and health campaigns.

It's Always Something


Gilda Radner - 1989
    I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned the hard way that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end."The world fondly remembers the many faces of Gilda Radner: the adamant but misinformed Emily Litella; the hyperkinetic Girl Scout Judy Miller; the irrepressibly nerdy Lisa Loopner; the gross-out queen of local network news, Rosanne Rosannadanna. A supremely funny performer, Gilda lost a long and painful struggle in May 1989 to "the most unfunny thing in the world"--cancer. But the face she showed the world during this dark time was one of great courage and hope. "It's Always Something is the story of her struggle told in Gilda's own remarkable words--a personal chronicle of strength and indomitable spirit and love undiminished by the cruel ravages of disease.This is Gilda, with whom we laughed on Saturday Night Live: warm, big-hearted, outrageous, and real. This is Gilda's last gift to us: the magnificent final performance of an incomparable entertainer whose life, though tragically brief, enriched our own lives beyond measure.

It Was on Fire When I Lay Down on It


Robert Fulghum - 1989
    Now, picking up where he left off, Fulghum turns our eyes to show-and-tell, weddings, his own ten commandments, and more insightful and unique observations on what our world is and was....

Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers


Grant Naylor - 1989
    But Lister didn't have a choice. All he remembered was going on a birthday celebration pub crawl through London. When he came to his senses again, with nothing in his pockets but a passport in the name of Emily Berkenstein.So he did the only thing he could. Amazed to discover they would actually hire him, he joined the space corps----and found himself aboard Red Dwarf, a spaceship as big as a small city that, six or seven years from now, would get him back to Earth. What Lister couldn't forsee was that he'd inadvertently signed up for a one--way jaunt three million years into the future---a future which would see him the last living member of the human race, with only a hologram crew mate and a highly evolved cat for company. Of course, that was before the ship broke the light barrier and things began to get really weird...

The Bromeliad Trilogy


Terry Pratchett - 1989
    They have made their homes beneath the floorboards for generations and no longer remember -- or even believe in -- life beyond the Store walls.Until the day a small band of nomes arrives at the Store from the Outside. Led by a young nome named Masklin, the Outsiders carry a mysterious black box (called the Thing), and they deliver devastating news: In twenty-one days, the Store will be destroyed.Now all the nomes must learn to work together, and they must learn to think -- and to think BIG.Part satire, part parable, and part adventure story par excellence, master storyteller Terry Pratchett’s engaging trilogy traces the nomes’ flight and search for safety, a search that leads them to discover their own astonishing origins and takes them beyond their wildest dreams.

I Want to Grow Hair, I Want to Grow Up, I Want to Go to Boise


Erma Bombeck - 1989
    I Want to Grow Hair, I Want to Grow Up, I Want to Go to Boise (Children Surviving Cancer)

More Magic of Xanth


Piers Anthony - 1989
    Almost everyone in Xanth--whether centaur, ogre, human, or unicorn--has a magical ability, and uses it to wreak complicated and amusing mayhem. Quests to restore order are the order of the day. This hardcover volume contains the complete texts of books four, five, and six in the Xanth series--Centaur Aisle, in which the future monarch of Xanth, 16-year-old Dor, has to negotiate with nonmagical Mundania; Ogre, Ogre, which tells the romantic story of an Eye Queue-enhanced ogre and a lovely nymph; and Night Mare, in which Imbri, a former night mare, must help stave off the invasion of Xanth by Nextwave barbarians. The first novel in this series, A Spell for Chameleon, appeared in 1977. Piers Anthony is an exceedingly popular author, and the humorous and long-lived Xanth series is why. --Blaise Selby

Illegal Aliens


Nick Pollotta - 1989
    Rajavur and his 'First Contact Team' had been patiently waiting years for aliens to land on Earth. Leader Idow and the crew of the starship, All That Glitters, were just looking for an unknown planet where they could land and have a little fun teasing the primitive natives. So it was pure bad luck that the first humans the alien tricksters encounter is a ruthless New York City street gang, the Bloody Deckers. With more starships landing and the world in chaos, Rajavur and his First Contact Team have to move fast in a desperate plan to rescue the innocent aliens from the evil street gang! Then again, maybe they should join forces with the street gang to protect the Earth from the furious aliens? Best-Selling author Nick Pollotta and Hugo award winning illustrator Phil Foglio have packed this one-of-a-kind science fiction comedy full of thrilling combat, nuclear agents, planetary blockades, Omega Gas, the galactic police, Russian-doll-style Dyson spheres, a giant flying refrigerator, big juju, a high-stakes game of poker, space battles, warobots, the trail of the millennium, bar fights, naughty lingerie, lost civilizations, the United Nations Space Marines, lost civilizations, group sex, and delicious fried chicken.

Dr Xargle's Book of Earthlets


Jeanne Willis - 1989
    Bath-time, feeding, and changing nappies are all given a new slant by this alien guide to human behavior.

The End of the Road


Tom Bodett - 1989
    Where New Age missionaries make appearances in the bowling alley, and the police chief weeps over the plight of Bambi. And the mayor stays in office mostly because they don't want the bother of trainin' up a new one...Similarities between the characters in this narrative and individuals either living or dead doesn't seem at all surprising.-Tom Bodett, from the Introduction

The First 200 Years of Monty Python


Kim Howard Johnson - 1989
    Photos throughout.

All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten; It Was on Fire When I Lay Down on It


Robert Fulghum - 1989
    Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandpile at Sunday School. These are the things I learned:Share everything.Play fair.Don't hit people.Put things back where you found them.Clean up your own mess.Don't take things that aren't yours.Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.Wash your hands before you eat.Flush.Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.Live a balanced life.Take a nap every afternoon.When you go out into the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands, and stick together.From the Trade Paperback edition.

A Look Inside For Better or For Worse : The 10th Anniversary Collection


Lynn Johnston - 1989
    In A Look Inside For Better or For Worse you'll find the evolution of Lynn Johnston's strip. From the turmoils of toddlerhood to the shock of "a teenager in the house," For Better or For Worse presents a decade of entertainment.

Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night


Lewis Grizzard - 1989
    He's gentler. He's one unusual American with a whole lot to say about the things that vex us all: like Rice Krispies, funeral preaching, news that's unfit to print (or even think about for that matter), uncommon dawg tales, and the unavoidable light at the end of the tunnel.

All my best friends


George Burns - 1989
    The reader gets the inside scoop on those who created and shaped show business--from Al Jolson and Jimmy Durante to Jack Benny and the Marx Brothers, All My Best Firends shows them as they really were: their loves and feuds, their gimmicks and real talents. Photographs.

The Clothes Have No Emperor: A Chronicle of the American '80s


Paul Slansky - 1989
    A political humorist's caustically hilarious month-by-month archive of the 1980s includes memorable photographs, newspaper headlines, press clippings, pop quizzes, outrageous quotes, bizarre facts, and implausible yet true events.

Dear Dad: Letters from an Adult Child


Louie Anderson - 1989
    In letters that are poignant and often angry, yet touched with the humor that characterizes his monologues, Dear Dad chronicles Anderson's hard journey from shame and fear to understanding.Anderson's many appearances on The Tonight Show, his specials on HBO and Showtime, and his concerts across the country have won him wide acclaim. But when he found that, despite his considerable success as a comic, he felt no relief from his pain, Anderson entered therapy and joined an Adult Children of Alcoholics group. Only then was he able to break a lifelong pattern of denial.Includes an introduction by Anderson and a selection of letters from Dear Dad readers about their own experiences."Compelling, tender, funny, and well-written. . . . I respect Louie's courage for talking so openly. Writing the book may have helped the writer in his healing process, but it will also assist readers in theirs."--Melody Beattie, author of Codependent No More

Miss Manners' Guide for the Turn-of-the-Millennium


Judith Martin - 1989
     From somewhat classic queries: * What do I wear to a job interview/felony trial/jacuzzi? * Where does the soup spoon/seafood fork/butter knife go? To comments on truly modern phenomena: * Call waiting is like a child screaming for attention * Leaky earphones are the equivalent of humming To strictly personal do's and don'ts: * Don't communicate everything in a marriage ("I had the wildest dream about a man at my office...") * Do continue the ancient custom of mealtimes, that is, breakfast, lunch, and dinner And professional guidelines: * Don't start grabbing company property after being fired * If a candy dish is on the visitor's side of a receptionist's desk, it is for visitors... Miss Manners offers consistently sound, sage advice to her Gentle Readers. With a tipping guide (including coat checks and pizza deliveries), sections devoted to both traditional and nontraditional households, details on protocol for ceremonies and celebrations, invitations and disinvitations, insights on courtship and romance, and much more, this is the comprehensive guide to a kinder, gentler, more civilized society.

More News from Lake Wobegon


Garrison Keillor - 1989
    All are from original live broadcasts of A Prairie Home Companion.Contents: Rotten Apples; O Death; The Wise Men; A Trip to Grand Rapids; Truckstop; Smokes; The Perils of Spring; Let Us Pray; Alaska; Uncle Al's Gift; Skinny Dip; Homecoming; Pontoon Boat; Author; Freedom of the Press; Vicks

Fish Whistle: Commentaries, Uncommentaries, And Vulgar Excesses


Daniel Pinkwater - 1989
    Included are two previously published articles in addition to commentaries written originally for National Public Radio's "All Things Considered".

Uncle John's Second Bathroom Reader (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, #2)


Bathroom Readers' Institute - 1989
    No more frantic searches at the last minute for that perfect magazine article. No agonizing choices between light reading and the serious stuff. Volume 2 has it all: Entertainment, humor, politics, pop culture, history, science...And more! And it's still divided by length--you can spend a minute with the Quickies, relax with Regular-Length articles, or get really comfortable with Long Items.With Uncle John's Second Bathroom Reader placed in that "special spot" in your home, you'll settle in happily and read about:The Real Difference Between Burger King and McDonald'sThe Origins of Gumby and G.I. JoeThe Story Behind "American Pie"The Lore of Route 66The Truth About Spiro AgnewStrange NicknamesBizzare LawsuitsAnd a Host of Great Bathroom Topics!For years the Bathroom Readers' Institute has researched your bathroom and reading habits in an attempt to understand and serve the interests of America's forgotten readers. Enjoy!

Year In/Toujours Provence Box


Peter Mayle - 1989
    Now, share their adventures, pleasures, and frustrations: the joys and occasional hazards of wining and dining in France, taking part in goat races, attending a Pavorotti concert under the stars -- and much more. Meet Provence's unique characters: a wary truffle hunter, a gourmet in a track suit, the wise and crafty Massot -- and many more. Funny, touching, endearing -- Peter Mayle's Provence proves the adage that while you may not be able to escape from it all, you sure can have fun trying.

Its Always Something T


Radner - 1989
    I wanted to write a collection of stories, poems and vignettes about things like my toaster oven and my relationships with plumbers, mailmen and delivery people. But life dealt me a much more complicated story..." Gilda Radner died on May 20, 1989, shortly before publication of her book It's Always Something. A month before her death, Gilda entered a Los Angeles recording studio to deliver what would be her final performance -- this remarkable audio autobiography, in which she reveals the inspirational story of her struggles with cancer...a private, personal battle in which the humor and humanity that has touched millions became her most powerful weapon.

Do I Have to Say Hello? Aunt Delia's Manners Quiz for Kids and Their Grownups


Delia Ephron - 1989
    In a series of light-hearted multiple choice quizzes, alternate scenarios, and true-or-false questions, Delia Ephron and Edward Koren, the author and illustrator team who brought us the best-selling How to Eat Like a Child, depict a range of possibilities that reflect life as it is as well as life as it ought to be. Covering table manners, car manners, playground manners, school manners, and more, this is a book that is sure to delight (and horrify) adults and children of all ages.                             Aunt Delia knows what makes the difference between a pleasant and an excruciating visit to a friend’s house in the company of a young child. She knows the proper order in which the following actions take place: (a) Throw up; (b) Get out of the car; (c) Ask Uncle Jerry to pull over. In short, she is practical and basic: she does not get into fish forks, but she knows what to do with bubble gum. She also deals with such things as kindness, sharing, consideration, generosity, and diplomacy. Delia Ephron’s painfully on-target text is complemented by Edward Koren’s hilarious drawings, which–as ever–present us not as we might wish to appear, but as we really are.

The Complete Prose of Woody Allen


Woody Allen - 1989
    Brings together three hilarious pieces by America's comic genius: Without Feathers, a secret journal that addresses life's "big" questions; Getting Even, Woody as psychologist, historian, and philosopher; and Side Effects, Woody's take on UFOs and more.

Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children


Dave Louapre - 1989
    Absurd and touching, poignant and discomforting, each story is about the search for happiness, and the sometimes extreme measures taken to find it. Despite their lyricism, each story mines a very particular vein of black humor. Originally published by Pirahna Press from 1989 to 1992 in the form of 30 single-issue comics and three graphic novels. BOOM Studios was to republish issues #1-5 as a trade paperback in 2008; this book has since been cancelled.

The Plummeting Old Women


Daniil Kharms - 1989
    These texts are characterized by a startling and macabre novelty, with elements of the grotesque, fantastic and child-like touching the imagination of the everyday. They express the cultural landscape of Stalinism -- years of show trials, mass atrocities and stifled political life. Their painful, unsettling eloquence testify to the humane and the comic in this absurdist writer's work. The translator Neil Cornwall gives a biographical introduction to his subject, enlarged upon by the poet Hugh Maxton in a contextual assessment of the writing of Flann O'Brien, Le Fanu and Doyle, and of their shared concerns with detective fiction, terror and death. Daniil Kharms 91905-42) died under Stalin. Along with fellow poets and prose-writers of the era -- Khlebnikov, Biely, Mandelstam, Zabolotsky and Pasternak -- he is one of the emerging experimentalists of Russian modernism.

Rumpole at the Bar


John Mortimer - 1989
    

Lewis Grizzard's Advice to the Newly Wed; Lewis Grizzard's Advice to the Newly Divorced


Lewis Grizzard - 1989
    In a package almost as clever as the author, this original paperback will appeal to everyone interested in the vagaries of romance.

Pinhead's Progress


Bill Griffith - 1989
    A collection of 402 new Zippy strips, including: Zippy's 1988 presidential campaign with vice presidential running mate Leona Helmsley; the search for the Sergeant Bilko Cult in Tibet; the latest on Sonny Bono's mayoral election; and more.

The Healing Power of Humor


Allen Klein - 1989
    The author presents a series of proven techniques for overcoming the negative effects of loss, setbacks, upsets, disappointments, trials, and tribulations.

Mister Boffo: Unclear on the Concept


Joe Martin - 1989
    Follow the eternally unclear-on-the-concept Boffo and his faithful companion, Weederman, the Wonder Dog, from "It only takes a little bit of greed to get a whole lot of stuff" to "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change... the courage to change the things I can... and a Red Ferrari..."

The Best of Round the Horne


Barry Took - 1989
    

A Wolverine Is Eating My Leg


Tim Cahill - 1989
    Not only has he survived fantastic journeys through the Himalayan rapids, the Grand Terror of Montana, and Dian Fossey's forbidden zone, he writes about them, too. Fearless and hell-bent on destroying all obstacles in his path, Cahill takes us to places rarely seen and barely endured. All admonitions and warnings be damned: Tim Cahill dares us to follow him wherever danger and craziness lurk. And to laugh as he prevails.

Cruel Tricks for Dear Friends


Penn Jillette - 1989
    The authors, who appear regularly on "Saturday Night Live", "The David Letterman Show" and "Tonight", will tour 11 cities.

Geo. Herriman's Krazy and Ignatz: The Limbo of Useless Unconsciousness


George Herriman - 1989
    

Malke's Secret Recipe: A Chanukah Story


David A. Adler - 1989
    In the town of Chelm, Berel the shoemaker attempts to duplicate the secret recipe of Malke's potato pancakes, but his wife's interference makes his plan go awry.

The Helpless Doorknob: A Shuffled Story


Edward Gorey - 1989
    As Gorey himself explained in the original edition, this shuffle story is made up of twenty cards which can be read in 2,432,902,069,736,640,000 different ways. Shuffle and read endlessly.

Dangerous Liaisons: The Film: A Screenplay


Christopher Hampton - 1989
    This stage adaptation of Laclos' novel of decadence and corruption in pre-revolutionary France concerning the conspiracy between the Marquise de Merteuil and the Vicomte de Valmont to debauch a young girl, has now transferred to the screen.

Silver Wings and Leather Jackets (Eagle Heart, #1)


C.T. Westcott - 1989
    

Broadsides and Brass (Eagleheart, #2)


C.T. Westcott - 1989
    After battling the punkers and mutants, he has earned his Federal Air command wings. But when an old buddy is scheduled for execution, Bucko goes AWOL to rescue him, and the only way to win back federal approval is to infiltrate and expose a ruthless band of pirates.

Blood and Bone (Eagleheart, #3)


C.T. Westcott - 1989
    The autobiography of Colonel William T. Bucko, ace pilot of the Federal Air Command, concludes in this third volume filled with action, romance and mutants.

The Groo Chronicles, Book #1


Sergio Aragonés - 1989
    Collects:- Groo the Wanderer #1-#2

The Complete James Herriot Volume 1


James Herriot - 1989
    If only they could talk --It shouldn't happen to a vet --Let sleeping vets lie --Vet in harness.

Dr. Kookie, You're Right!


Mike Royko - 1989
    In this, his sixth and possibly his funniest collection, he on, he takes on televangelists, Avon ladies, and elevator etiquette with customary verve.

Jason Cosmo


Dan McGirt - 1989
    Even the aid of the wizard Mercury Boltblaster is not enough to combat the Demon Lords and the Dark Magic Society. And to make matters even more dangerous, the Gods decide that Jason must become the Mighty Champion in deed as well as name. He must Overcome All Odds to wrest the magic Superwand from Deadly Enemies. For no one else would be foolish enough to stand against the magical forces to restore the dread power of the long-vanquished Evil Empire!

Lewis Grizzard on Fear of Flying


Lewis Grizzard - 1989
    This humorous treatment of one of the country's most common neuroses will make the perfect gift for frequent flyers.

A Wolf in Frog's Clothing: The best of Alphonse Allais


Alphonse Allais - 1989
    His totally white canvas, 'Anaemic Young Girls Going to their First Communion through a Blizzard', was only one of a series of such trail-blazing works. He was also one of the finest humorous writers France has ever produced -Jean Cocteau called him the 'prince of storytellers'.This collection of his best and funniest stories is translated and introduced by Miles Kington, columnist for Punch and The Times, whose own books include Moreover and Let's Parler Franglais..

Without Feathers, Getting Even, Side Effects


Woody Allen - 1989
    Compilation for Book of the Month Club

Slightly Foxed - But Still Desirable: Ronald Searle's Wicked World of Book Collecting


Ronald Searle - 1989
    Without a smattering of inside information, the baffled but hopelessly-bitten book buyer is drifting unarmed and unprepared into a minefield whose perilous complexities will usually only be made plain when an eagerly awaited parcel of dream volumes arrives and mangled contents are revealed in all their deceptive glory.... But all is not lost. Help is at hand! After a lifetime of avidly scanning the frequently poisonously-tinted pages of innumerable book catalogues, Ronald Searle has become expert in the art of decoding those esoteric, poetic and usually approximate, descriptions of literary come-ons. Now, licking his wounds, he publishes his hard-earned findings in this fully illustrated pioneer guide, designed to foil the devious machinations of scheming and wicked booksellers for ever more. No longer will the innocent book collector need to puzzle over the finer meaning of 'old half road', 'good working copy', blind tooled', or 'tail-edged shaved'. The unvarnished truth is here exposed at last, both in the shocking explicit drawings and in the devastatingly frank glossary whose revelations will startle even the most battle-scarred of bibliophiles. The result is one of the funniest, most entertaining books to have emerged from the brilliantly perceptive pen of the master. No book collector, and certainly no bookseller, can afford to be without it - even the wicked ones.

The Neighborhood in Color


Jerry Van Amerongen - 1989
    To the delight of loyal fans, Andrews and McMeel is following up last year's successful Sound Sleeping in The Neighborhood collection with a full-color book featuring dozens of Sunday panels.

Beetle Bailey Celebration


Mort Walker - 1989
    Among the projects scheduled are: Beetle Bailey, the All-American Musical; a line of food and a retail store featuring Beetle dolls; posters and paraphernalia; a live-action movie; and Beetle Bailey Celebration, a collection of Beetle Bailey daily and Sunday strips.

Humor, the Magic of Genie


Jeanne Robertson - 1989
    

Geo. Herriman's Krazy and Ignatz: Howling Among the Halls of Night


George Herriman - 1989
    

Whatchagot Stew: A Memoir of an Idaho Childhood, with Recipes and Commentaries


Patrick F. McManus - 1989
    "Read the memoir first . . . (or) you might select one of my mother's recipes and foolishly believe that because the recipe is included in a cookbook, it must be something to eat".--Pat McManus.

"The Whorehouse Bells Were Ringing" and Other Songs Cowboys Sing


Guy Logsdon - 1989
    Whether 'round the campfire or in the barroom, cowboys love a lusty chorus of the kinds of songs their mothers never taught them. Guy Logsdon painstakingly sought out, listened to, and recorded the bawdy songs of America's real working cowboys. Honest and hilarious songs ranging from "Little Joe, the Wrangler" to "Boring for Oil" and "Old Man's Lament" reveal an affection for humor--sometimes crude, sometimes clever--as well as an affable warts-and-all view of human nature.

We Didn't Do It! (Family Circus)


Bil Keane - 1989
    It is familiar fun for readers of papers everywhere and should be an instant seller, generating great profits. Original.

Welcome to the Weird World of Glen Baxter


Glen Baxter - 1989
    Here are undimmed masterworks from The Impending Gleam and Atlas, new cherished favorites from The New Yorker, and an abundance of hitherto unseen tours de force. Here, gathered in one place, are the predatory vegetables and pernicious schoolgirls, here the foppish cowboys and slack-minded adventurers, here the wimples and snoods and forbidden pompadours that have established Baxter as our foremost perpetrator of humor at its most satisfyingly surreal. here is the book for every Baxter fan and, for the doubtlessly soon-to-be converted, a perfect introduction to an artist who "betrays all the ominous symptoms of genius"

The Joys of Yinglish: An Exuberant Dictionary of Yiddish Words, Phrases, and Locutions ...


Leo Rosten - 1989
    

You have my word!: a fifth collection of stories from "My Word"


Frank Muir - 1989
    Ranging from tragedy near the North Pole ('It only harpoons one-eyed aunts with you') to geographical problems from the authors' own past ('Muir in Surrey, Den in Ongar'), these tales review an astounding sweep of contemporary and historical life. For more than two score years the deadpan wit and genial humour of Muir and Norden have delighted several generations of readers, listeners and viewers all over the world. This volume, the first in nine years, once more displays the authors' extraordinary linguistic virtuosity and unfailing talent to amuse. (blurb)

Run That Sucker at Six!: The Second Morgan Calabrese Collection


N. Leigh Dunlap - 1989
    Here is a cartoon strip that glances at gay relationships, the murky questions of gay politics, the surprising ironies of relationships, and the unique culture that lesbians and gay men are unconsciously building together.

The Cocoanuts


NOT A BOOK - 1989
    Early Marx Brothers comedy with Groucho as a hotel owner, Chico and Harpo as con men and Margaret Dumont as a wealthy matron.

The World of George Price: A 55 Year Retrospective


George Price - 1989
    

Adam


Brian Basset - 1989
    From baby-food-stained evening wear to fear of finances, from long family walks to computer-generated friendships, Adam portrays the humorous realities of raising a family while juggling commitments, careers, and community. Through it all, Adam and Laura keep a sense of perspective and a giant dose of family-oriented fun.

Spy Notes on McInerney's Bright Lights, Big City, Janowitz's Slaves of New York, Ellis's Less Than Zero, and All Those Other Hip Urban Novels of the 1980s


Spy Magazine - 1989
    

Tommy at the Grocery Store


Bill Grossman - 1989
    

My Gorgeous Life


Dame Edna Everage - 1989
    The seeds of stardom were planted in Melbourne, Australia when her career as a performing artiste was strictly a cult following. In the 1960's, she did a series of one-woman shows and occasional stage and TV appearances in England with Barry Humphries. She spends her time visiting world leaders and jet-setting between her homes in Malibu, London, Sydney, and Switzerland. Her hobbies are having afternoon tea with Stephen Hwking and doing compassionate photography.Dame Edna Everage is the creation of and played by Barry Humphries.

An Almost Perfect Summer


Rona S. Zable - 1989
    She knew the job description didn't specify sunny days at the beach, clam digging with two adorable children, and strolling in the moonlight with a handsome boy, but she fantasized that's what her summer would be like. Even before she's met the Winner family, she thinks her fantasy might come true when she meets gorgeous Toddy Crowley, who lives next door to her new employers.Then Ellen meets Marcie, a ten-year-old spoiled brat who's disposed of eighteen mother's helpers already, and Derek, a five-year-old who doesn't yet talk. Things seem pretty grim when Lisa, the phantom sixteen-year-old sister whom no one bothered to mention in the job description, makes Ellen feel uncomfortable. Ellen knows her job isn't going to be easy but she's determined. It takes all of her imagination to match wits with Marcie and Derek and to figure out exactly what Todd Crowley wants. With more surprises in store, will Ellen be able to finish her summer job with a happy ending?

The Mermaid and the Major: The True Story of the Invention of the Submarine


Annibal Gobelet - 1989
    An inventor's love for a mermaid leads to the invention of the submarine

My Vat Runneth Over!: A Wizard Of Id Collection


Johnny Hart - 1989
    Appearing in more than 1,000 newspapers worldwide, the collective inhabitants of the land of Id bungle along in spite of themselves, and cheer us with consistent, enduring humor. Although the King, cowardly knight Sir Rodney, the Wizard, Spook, and other inhabitants of Id dwell in a medieval world, their challenges and frustrations are not so different from our own. Creators Brant Parker and Johnny Hart focus on the shortcomings and humorous situations of the midget king, his toadies, and peasants, delighting readers and exposing some of the zaniness of the twentieth century along the way. Created and written by Hart and drawn by Parker, the Wizard of Id is a five-time recipient of "Best Humor Strip in America," an honor presented but the Nfional Cartoonists Society.

The Very Best Potshots


Scot Zellman - 1989
    

The Naughty Victorian Hand Book: The Rediscovered Art of Erotic Hand Manipulation


Burton Silver - 1989
    Practiced a century ago by Victorian upper classes, "furtling" is a wondrous erotic journey into the human hand's secret folds and furrows, one that delivers pleasure most vitalizing, lifts melancholy from the desponding mind, and restores wounded spirits. Just place the book on a flat surface, position the fingers in the appropriate manner, life the page, and--Eureka!--behold The Heavenly Twins, Toungue & Cheeks, The Crocodile, or Happy Valley. In all, thirteen meticulous black-and-white engravings of turn-of-the-century ladies and gentleman-each with a die cut in exactly the right place-will profoundly change one's relationship with the hand. 79,000 copies in print.

Driving Your Own Karma: Swami Beyondananda's Tour Guide to Enlightenment


Swami Beyondananda - 1989
    Swami Beyondananda, whose syndicated columns, tapes, and live performances have delighted millions, has the ultimate answers for you.

When Sniglets Ruled the Earth (Snig'lit : Any Word That Doesn't Appear in the Dictionary, But Should)


Rich Hall - 1989
    Publication based on a segment from HBO's "Not Necessarily The News".

Mark Twain and the Jumping Frog of Calaveras County


George Williams III - 1989
    

Baby on Board


Bil Keane - 1989
    It is familiar fun for readers of papers everywhere and the subject of bestselling Fawcett collections!

How Sluggo Survives (Ernie Bushmiller's Nancy)


Ernie Bushmiller - 1989
    Sluggo and Nancy fans will enjoy the 90 pages of comics plus a couple of pages of commentary that make these comic characters even more endearing.

Seems Like Old Times: A Year in the Life of Alan Coren


Alan Coren - 1989
    

A Mystery, Wrapped in an Enigma, Served on a Bed of Lettuce: A Collection of Cartoons


Mick Stevens - 1989
    

Cowboy Alphabet


James Rice - 1989
    From A's armadillo to Y's yonder, this primer initiates the reader into rodeo lore, desert fauna, cowboy dress, and a Z-is-for-zillion other aspects of cowboy life.

Snoopy And The Peanuts Gang At School (Snoopy & The Peanuts Gang)


Charles M. Schulz - 1989
    

Luann: Homework Is Ruining My Life: Homework Is Ruining My Life


Greg Evans - 1989
    Syndicated in more than 200 newspapers, this strip is in 17 of the top 25 media markets and appears in every issue of Teen magazine.

Utah and All That Jazz


Calvin Grondahl - 1989
    Through his R. Crumm-like visions, he introduces us to the state’s “Anti-Pleasure Patrol” and its motto, “To Protect You From Yourself”; through hyperopic images we witness latter-day gulls attacking hordes of Utah deer hunters; we visit “Park City, Colorado,” which boasts the least cultural ties to the Beehive State; we see the first structure built in the Salt Lake Valley in 1847–a pioneer basketball court to proselyte Indians; and we find out why some Utahns insist on leaving to “escape extreme sensory deprivation.” Once again Grondahl successfully lampoons America’s favorite twilight zone–that stretch of emptiness between Nevada and Colorado.

The Wobbly Tooth


Roderick Hunt - 1989
    Stories, More Stories A and More Stories B offer a predictable sentence structure to support reading success.

Einstein Simplified


Sidney Harris - 1989
    He has been praised by luminaries such as Linus Pauling and Isaac Asimov, as well as countless others throughout the world, for his ability to find humor in what is traditionally regarded as a somewhat dry subject.Harris does for science what Scott Adams (the creator of Dilbert) does for business: his unique perspective illustrates the scientific and technological environments in such a funny way that everyone can enjoy it.Now this best-selling book has been updated and revised with new cartoons. It's the perfect gift for a whole new generation of fans. But even if you're only mildly interested in science and technology--or just think that what goes on in those disciplines can be wacky at times--then this book is guaranteed to make you laugh out loud!

The Ups and Downs of Simpson Snail: Level 2


John Himmelman - 1989
    Full-color illustrations.