Best of
Humor

1995

The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book


Bill Watterson - 1995
    To celebrate the tenth anniversary of this distinguished partnership, Bill Watterson prepared this special book, sharing his thoughts on cartooning and creating Calvin and Hobbes, illustrated throughout with favorite black-and-white and color cartoons.

The Collected Sam & Max: Surfin' the Highway


Steve Purcell - 1995
    Color illustrations throughout.

Interesting Times: The Play


Stephen Briggs - 1995
    Opposing him, though, is the evil and manipulative Lord Hong and his army of 750,000 men.Oh?Rincewind is also aided by Twoflower - Discworld's first tourist and the author of a subversive book, about his visit to Ankh-Morpork, which has inspired the rebels in their struggle for freedom.The book is called "What I Did On My Holidays".

Wildly FoxTrot


Bill Amend - 1995
    In Bill Amend's comic strip, FoxTrot, the three kids continuously push each other's buttons while parents Roger and Andy try somehow to keep up. Amend's insightful peek inside the Fox family provides fans with recognition and laughs.Wildly FoxTrot featuers all the cartoons (including full-color Sunday's) from the best-sellers, May the Force Be With Us, and Take Us to Your Mall, and includes a special illustrated story.Universal Press Syndicate newspaper feature:*FoxTrotAuthor's web site: www.foxtrot.com/

A Barrel of Laughs, a Vale of Tears


Jules Feiffer - 1995
    A prince who makes everyone laugh is sent on a quest to turn him into a person worthy of being a king, but he gets everything wrong except for the meaning of life.

Villains by Necessity


Eve Forward - 1995
    First novelist Forward explores the complications that arise from a surfeit of "goodness" in the world. The result is a skewed version of the epic fantasy that features an assassin, a thief, an evil sorceress, a dark knight, and an implacable druid as the villains-turned-heroes who must restore the delicate balance of opposing forces before their world disappears in a blinding flash of Goodness and Light. -- Library JournalForward's first novel gives the concept of the balance between good and evil a most ingenious twist: What if good were so totally triumphant that it became a worse danger than evil, and a band of unemployed evil characters had to go on a desperate quest to find the means of putting the saving bit of evil back into the world? The result of this twist is an almost straightforward quest tale, with numerous well-drawn characters (including a centaur who starts off as a secret agent for good and eventually joins the side of evil), great ingenuity about magic, very creditable world-building, and considerable wit. Although bearing its share of first-novel flaws, it has many more virtues, which include an underlying, serious examination of the good-evil dichotomy that is the basis of so many role-playing games. -- Roland Green

One Last Little Peek, 1980–1995: The Final Strips, the Special Hits, the Inside Tips


Berkeley Breathed - 1995
    The final collection of cartoons from the Outland series features previously uncollected color strips, a selection of the artist's favorites, and some selections from Bloom County.

The Third Garfield Fat Cat 3-Pack


Jim Davis - 1995
    So whether he's chaining himself to the refrigerator, biting Odie's fingernails, or borrowing Jon's deodorant, there's only one thing better than a Garfield collection: three Garfield collections!

The Bible According to Mark Twain


Mark Twain - 1995
    The Bible According to Mark Twain is vintage Twain and is sure to surprise, delight, and perhaps shock modern readers.Description from back cover

The Fourth Garfield Fat Cat 3-Pack


Jim Davis - 1995
    CELEBRATE GARFIELD WITH THREE TIMES THE FUN!America's #1 favorite feline devours triple helpings of lasagna in one fell swoop, so it's no wonder that three delicious collections in one chubby volume would be just as appetizing! So whether he's surfing the bird bath, kicking Odie to new heights, or crooning by the light of the moon, GARFIELD shows us that three books in one is the way to go!

The Sacred Diary of Adrian Plass, Christian Speaker, Aged 45 3/4


Adrian Plass - 1995
    The author's account of serious spiritual experiences naturally made him in demand as a public speaker so of course another diary was inevitable. The Sacred Diary of Adrian Plass, Christian Speaker (aged 45 3/4) continues the misadventures of Adrian's fictional alter-ego. As Plass gathers regularly with his support group, we meet old friends, including his longsuffering wife, Anne; son Gerald, now grown but no less irrepressible; loony and loveable Leonard Thynn; Edwin, the wise church elder; and Richard and Doreen Cook, who are just as religious as ever. We also meet some new characters, such as Stephanie Widgeon, who only seems to have one thing to say, ever. . . and who knows, we might even find out why Leonard Thynn borrowed Adrian's cat all those years ago. And finally what is a banner ripping seminar?"

The Discworld Mapp: Being the Onlie True and Mostlie Accurate Mappe of the Fantastyk and Magical Dyscworlde


Terry Pratchett - 1995
    Well, it has been done, proving them wrong once again. After years of research, cunningly contrived in as many minutes, the Discworld has its map. It takes full account of the historic and much documented expeditions of the Discworld's fêted (or at least fated) explorers: General Sir Roderick Purdeigh, Lars Larsnephew, Llamedos Jones, Lady Alice Venturi, Ponce da Quirm and, of course, Venter Borass.Now travellers on this circular world can see it all: from Klatch to the Ramtops, from Cori Celesti to the Circle Sea, from Genua to Bhangbhangduc. The great cities of Hunghung, Pseudopolis, Al Khali and, of course, Ankh-Morpork are placed with loving care upon this world which is carried through space by Great A'Tuin.

The Simpsons: A Complete Guide to Our Favorite Family


Matt Groening - 1995
    Today, The Simpsons is the longest-running animated series of all time (dethroning The Flintstones in February 1997), and an intrinsic part of pop culture.The Simpsons Complete Guide to your Favourite Show is a celebration of this family's phenomenal decade. Arranged by season, the book covers each episode of the television show, with the special episodes (the annual Halloween show, "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" and "Krusty Gets Kancelled") receiving eyeball-busting two-page spreads. In addition, special sidebars are sprinkled throughout, showing:Simpsons firstsBart's chalkboard linesTop HomerismsAn Itchy & Scratchy filmographyA Springfield timelineThings the audience may have missedHighlighting the best of every show, The Simpsons is the ultimate celebration of the cartoon family that has kept the world in stitches. It is the ultimate must-have for all Simpsons aficionados.

Archie Americana Series: Best of the Forties, Vol. 1


Vic BloomStephen King - 1995
    In this volume, you'll journey to a bygone era and unearth the roots of an American Institution.

Christopher, Durang: 27 Short Plays v. 1: Vol 1 (Contemporary Playwrights)


Christopher Durang - 1995
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The Beastly Baby


Edward Gorey - 1995
    A calmly horrific tale about a most unpleasant infant everyone is trying to get rid of.

The Florence King Reader


Florence King - 1995
    Reprint.

Cruel Kings and Mean Queens


Terry Deary - 1995
    From William the Conker to Bald Queen Bess, this is a guide to the kings and queens of England, and some of their nastiest habits.

Ken's Guide to the Bible


Ken Smith - 1995
    An insider's guide to the Bible with a focus on sex, gore and lunacy.

The Tick Omnibus Vol. 1: Sunday Through Wednesday


Ben Edlund - 1995
    Collecting issues 1-6 of The Tick in one volume, with a few supplemental materials.

Twisted


Jessica Zafra - 1995
    Generation X icon Zafra continues her quest for world domination as she rants, complains, reminisces, and comments on anything and everything under the sun with her usual acerbic humor.

Mr. Murder / Night Chills / Whispers


Dean Koontz - 1995
    

Pryor Convictions: and Other Life Sentences


Richard Pryor - 1995
    Reprint. 35,000 first printing."

Mad About the Sixties: The Best of the Decade (Mad)


MAD Magazine - 1995
    to Batman, this is what the Sixties was all about, man!

I Fish; Therefore, I Am: And Other Observations; Three Bestselling Works Complete in One Volume; A Fine and Pleasant Misery, Never Sniff a Gift Fish, They Shoot Canoes, Don't They?


Patrick F. McManus - 1995
    Containing over 80 slice-of-life stories by a bestselling outdoor humorist, this collection brings together for the first time three works by McManus: A Fine and Pleasant Misery, Never Sniff a Gift Fish, and They Shoot Canoes, Don't They?.

Watchdog and the Coyotes


Bill Wallace - 1995
    But Sweetie, The Great Dane, can't afford to bark -- or bite. After three little nips and three masters, the next stop is the pound. So when the burglar comes calling, he waves his tail. When coyotes come prowling, he tries to make peace -- as they howl in scorn. They promise they'll return -- to eat his food, his friends, Red the Irish Setter, Poky the Beagle, and Sweetie for dessert! If Sweetie can't protect them they'll all perish! How can he outfox twelve hungry coyotes?

Selected Poetry


Ogden Nash - 1995
    Gathers poems on a variety of subjects including love, marriage, parenthood, modern life, animals, aging, travel, work, and food.

Stories from the Vinyl Cafe


Stuart McLean - 1995
    The collection features Canada's much-loved fictional family: Dave, Morley, Stephanie and Sam. Stories from the Vinyl Cafe also introduces a host of other wonderfully imagined characters, such as Margaret Dwyer, a suburban housewife who startles herself by shoplifting a pepperoni sausage, and Flora Perriton, who is consumed with thoughts of lost opportunities when an old friend passes away. Then there's Ed, who-overcome by the death of his favourite rock star-embarks on a pilgrimage to New York City to meet the singer's widow.As always, the stories in this rewarding and irreverent collection prove that Stuart McLean is indeed a national treasure.

I'm A Stranger Here Myself


Deric Longden - 1995
    Huddersfield, in Yorkshire, with its distinctive manners and customs and its wealth of remarkable characters, would surely provide him with all the material he needed for his planned book, one of the great classics of travel literature. But two years later, when he sat down to write, the major events of everyday life kept intruding: the demands of a houseful of cats, the problem of getting the cooker repaired, the memories evoked by sorting through old clothes in the wardrobe . . .Still, I'm a Stranger Here Myself is a travel book of a kind, where the most hilarious adventures can happen between the kitchen and the bathroom, and where a morning's shopping can provide enough anecdotes to last a lifetime. Once again Deric Longden demonstrates his genius for taking the most ordinary materials of life and transforming them with his own special brand of gentle, inspired humour.

All I Know About Animal Behavior I Learned In Loehmann's Dressing Room


Erma Bombeck - 1995
    Identifying the likenesses between animals in the wild and human beings, a humorous reflection on the ridiculous side of life pokes fun at nutrition, talk shows, childbirth, and more.

The Big Book of Conspiracies


Doug Moench - 1995
    Did the Nazi Party help form the CIA? Did aliens form the Nazi Party? Are descendants of Jesus living in France? Is Jim Morrison still alive? The answers to these questions and many more may be found inside this book - or then again not.

Jeeves and Wooster in New York


P.G. Wodehouse - 1995
    

Absolutely Fabulous: The Complete Original Six Episodes


Jennifer Saunders - 1995
    via Comedy Central. The politically incorrect Britcom features the exploits of Edna and Patsy, the decade's dysfunctional Lucy and Ethel, as they successfully skewer the style-crazed '90s. Illustrated with loads of tawdry, fab color photos.

The Best of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader


Bathroom Readers' Institute - 1995
    This book celebrates the very best articles from the BRI’s first ten years--plus 150 all-new pages! As always, the contents are divided by length: short articles for the reader on the go, medium articles if you have a few minutes to spare, and the extended sitting section for those truly leg-numbing experiences. Read about . . .- The origin of Twinkies- Who invented the Hula Hoop- The untold history of the Three Stooges- Space toilets: where no man has gone before- 1876: the year they stole the presidency- The FBI’s "Ten Most Wanted" list- How to start your own country- Celebrity impostersAnd much, much more!

It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs


Rodney Dangerfield - 1995
    Or Aldo's, formerly Vito's, formerly Nunzio's. That was a tough joint. I looked at the menu. They had broken leg of lamb." For once, one of America's most beloved comic icons isn't kidding. Dangerfield has seen every aspect of the entertainment industry: the rough–and–tumble nightclubs, the backstage gag–writing sessions, the drugs, the hookers, the lousy day jobs – and the red–carpet star treatment. As he traces his route from a poor childhood on Long Island to his enshrinement as a comedy legend, he takes readers on a roller–coaster ride through a life that has been alternately touching, sordid, funny, raunchy, and uplifting – equal parts "Little Orphan Annie" and "Caligula." And unlike most celebrity autobiographers, he seems to have no qualms about delivering the unfiltered whole story, warts and all.Dangerfield's personal story is also a rollicking show business tale, full of marquee name–droppings (Adam Sandler, Sam Kinison, Jim Carrey, Johnny Carson, Jerry Seinfeld) and good stories about same. Defying the old saws about the fleeting nature of fame and the dearth of second acts in American life, Dangerfield transformed himself from a debt–ridden aluminium–siding salesman named Jack Roy to a multimedia superstar – and stayed an icon for decades. His catchphrase – "I get no respect" – has entered the lexicon, and he remains a visible cultural presence and perennial talk–show guest.Dangerfield's hilarious and inspiring musings should thrill comedy fans and pop–culture watchers, and his second–act comeback will strike a chord with readers of all stripes. Maybe he'll even get some respect.

Barcelona and Metropolitan: Tales of Two Cities (2 Screenplays)


Whit Stillman - 1995
    The canvas is richer; the mood darker.

From Beginning to End


Robert Fulghum - 1995
    They wanted words to use at graduations, funerals, and the welcoming of children. They inquired about grace at family meals, the reaffirmation of wedding vows, and ways to heal wounds suffered in personal conflict. People requested help with the rituals of solitude, such as meditation, prayer, and contemplation. . . .Rituals do not always involve words, occasions, officials, or an audience. Rituals are often silent, solitary, and self-contained. The most powerful rites of passage are reflective--when you look back on your life again and again, paying attention to the rivers you have crossed and the gates you have opened and walked on through, the thresholds you have passed over.I see ritual when people sit together silently by an open fire.Remembering.As human beings have remembered for thousands and thousands of years.FULGHUMFrom the Paperback edition.

A Second Mencken Chrestomathy


H.L. Mencken - 1995
    L. Mencken's astonishing career as the premier American social critic of the twentieth century. Gathered by Mencken himself before he died in 1956, this second chrestomathy ("a collection of selected literary passages," with the accent on the tom) contains writings about a variety of subjects - politics, war, music, literature, men and women, lawyers, brethren of the cloth. Some of his essays have beguiling titles - "Notes for an Honest Autobiography," "The Commonwealth of Morons," "Le Vice Anglais," "Acres of Babble," "Hooch for the Artist." All of them are a pleasure to read, and we are reminded that what Mencken wrote in the early years of this century remains applicable to a very different America.Publishers WeeklyThis book's precursor, A Mencken Chrestomathy (collection), was a bestseller in 1949; this anthology of 238 short excerpts from a range of works, selected and annotated by Mencken but unfinished, lay undisturbed in a Baltimore library until Teachout, an arts columnist for the New York Daily News, found it in 1992, while working on a Mencken biography. Teachout considers Mencken's work still immediate. Indeed, quotable lines abound: ``His public life is an endless series of evasions and false pretenses,'' writes Mencken on ``the politician under democracy.'' Baltimore's bard can be magnificent and maddening in the same passage, damning American idiocies while disparaging immigrants. But what impresses most about this collection is Mencken's breadth; few contemporary writers would assume such a broad brief, writing not only about politics, law and the clergy but also about geography, literature, music and drink. To apply a Mencken sobriquet, he was no lesser eminento. (Jan.)Library JournalSelected as a continuation of the original chrestomathy by the Baltimore iconoclast himself before his death, this logically organized sampling of his pre-Depression credos (mostly from The Smart Set and American Mercury) suggests why Mencken was to a whole generation of American youth not just a witty newspaperman with a dazzling style but a force gleefully battering America's deep-rooted Puritan inhibitions. An early champion of Sinclair Lewis, Eugene O'Neill, and Theodore Dreiser, Mencken ridiculed America's institutions, from Rotary Clubs to Harvard professors to the Senate. Sometimes wrongheaded in his judgments, he was unschooled but self-educated in music and politics. His views are sometimes racist and sexist, but they're seldom dull and-in an age of self-conscious "niceness"-never polite. Well worth dipping into.-Charles C. Nash, Cottey Coll., Nevada, Mo.Gilbert TaylorFollowing My Life as Author and Editor" (1993) and Fred Hobson's biography , the Menckenian revival continues apace with this sparkling successor to the first chrestomathy, which was a best-seller in 1949. More than an anthology, the second volume represents pieces (some previously unpublished) that Mencken himself selected and revised before his stroke aborted the project; another proposal to publish came to nought in 1963. Over 60 percent of the 238 items, many from Mencken's magazines Smart Set" and American Mercury", are not available elsewhere, which in itself makes the publication of this title something of a literary event. That it parades again the sage of Baltimore in his incisive, if often irksome, eloquence only confirms him as one of the better belletrists of the century. The job of discriminator of taste exists to be seized in any age, and in the teens and twenties, Mencken extolled and excoriated with idiosyncratic abandon. The books and music he reviewed have faded from memory, but his satirical exfoliations remain fresh, for example, in praise of a bartender's memoir of the bibulous arts or in contempt for a Rotarian's history of his organization. Edited by New York critic Terry Teachout, who is preparing his own biography of the provocateur, this entertaining, exasperating collection captures Mencken's gloomy view of human nature and his bright delight in stripping from it all cant and concealment.

How to Draw a Radish: And Other Fun Things to Do at Work


Joy Sikorski - 1995
    Sturdily constucted with two pockets for special projects, organized with ten cardboard dividers, and small enough to fit in a briefcase, this handy spiralbound manual is a toy for grown-ups: playful, instructive, and absolutely irresistible.

Essays and Sketches of Mark Twain


Mark Twain - 1995
    Twain speaks his mind on a variety of public issues and is especially passionate in his anti-imperialist stance. According to Twain's views on the human condition, the best to be hoped for is that we can be persuaded to rise above our selfish nature and work for the betterment of the community at large.

Cheese Chronicles: The True Story of a Rock 'n' Roll Band You Never Heard of


Tommy Womack - 1995
    Cheese Chronicles is a must-read for every wannabe musician, every kid who ever sang into a hairbrush or played lead coat hanger with the Rolling Stones blasting from the AM radio.

Flashbacks: Twenty-Five Years of Doonesbury


G.B. Trudeau - 1995
    This unique quarter - century anniversary anthology offers the essence of the strip - over 800 daily and Sunday strips that form the core of the "Doonesbury" saga, all fully annotated to document the strip's effect on the wider world. Acclaim and outrage, ire and impact are duly noted - "Doonesbury" has left an impressive and entertaining trail of fallout, and outlasted many of it's most vocal critics. In addition, the strip's creator logs on with an introduction, and in a Q&A series addresses some of the questions he has so adroitly evaded in the past.

On the Real Side: A History of African American Comedy


Mel Watkins - 1995
    Blackface minstrelsy, Stepin Fetchit, and the Amos ’n’ Andy show presented a distorted picture of African Americans; this book contrasts this image with the authentic underground humor of African Americans found in folktales, race records, and all-black shows and films. After generations of stereotypes, the underground humor finally emerged before the American public with Richard Pryor in the 1970s. But Pryor was not the first popular comic to present authentically black humor. Watkins offers surprising reassessments of such seminal figures as Fetchit, Bert Williams, Moms Mabley, and Redd Foxx, looking at how they paved the way for contemporary comics such as Whoopi Goldberg, Eddie Murphy, and Bill Cosby.

Bigot Hall


Steve Aylett - 1995
    Uncle Burst's belief that his face is made of pasta is one of the milder notions with which he regales the family. Uncle Snapper is confined to a treehouse because of the uncontrollable urges he feels once his gun is loaded. Uncle Blute drowned in the lake at the wheel of his Morris Traveller, where he remains perfectly preserved. And Nanny Jack refuses all efforts to bury her and strikes terror into her relatives' hearts as she abandons yet another final resting place. Throughout this happy breed strolls a nameless anti-hero, who, when not kidnapped by clowns or puzzling out the fossilised family tree, is passionately in love with his spaced-out sister, Adrienne ...

Here We Go Again: My Life in Television


Betty White - 1995
    She is one of the hardest-working actresses of any era, and her sense of humor and perennial optimism have seen her through half a century of industry changes and delighted millions of fans.Now, during Betty's sixty-first year on screen, a year in which she has enjoyed a huge resurgence of popularity, her 1995 memoir makes a comeback too. Here We Go Again is a behind-the-scenes look at Betty's career from her start on radio to her first show, Hollywood on Television, to several iterations of The Betty White Show and much, much more. Packed with wonderful anecdotes about famous personalities and friendships, stories of Betty's off-screen life, and the comedienne's trademark humor, this deliciously entertaining book will give readers an entrée into Betty's fascinating life, confirming yet again why we can't get enough of this funny lady.

Walking the Bridge of Your Nose: Wordplay Poems Rhymes


Michael Rosen - 1995
    'Night, night, Knight.' An exuberant anthology of wordplay -- poetry, rhymes, riddles, tongue twisters, limericks, and other verbal tomfoolery. Michael Rosen's love and enthusiasm for language is infectious in this delightful, witty collection that's fun to read and even more fun to recite. From sections of Silly Patter to Nursery Crimes (familiar rhymes with a twist), Rosen knows well the humor that appeals to his young readers. Vibrant illustrations add a touch of visual wit as well.

The Sensational Samburger


David Pelham - 1995
    Lit Guild.

The Million-Dollar Bear


William Kotzwinkle - 1995
    Although the Million-Dollar Bear is the most valuable teddy bear in the world, he's also the loneliest, locked up in a waterproof, burglar-proof, bulletproof vault. When he gets his freedom, he winds up in the arms of a family that adores him--even though they think he's not worth a red cent! Full color.

Lake Wobegon U.S.A.: Fertility


Garrison Keillor - 1995
    Fertility includes "The Krebsbach's Vacation," "Prophet," "The Six Labors of Father Wilmer," and "Fertility."

Not Quite a Horsewoman


Caroline Akrill - 1995
    Engagingly witty, endearingly frank, sometimes surprising, but always amusing, Caroline Akrill reveals the frequent disasters and occasional triumphs of her long association with the world of horses. A book which will strike a chord with every horsewoman.

McManus Treasuries, 4 Vol. (Boxed)


Patrick F. McManus - 1995
    McManus's zany books on outdoor life are available in an attractively boxed set. Contains The Grasshopper Trap, A Fine and Pleasant Misery, Never Sniff a Gift Fish, and They Shoot Canoes, Don't They?

This is True [v1]: Deputy Kills Man With Hammer (And 500 Other Bizarre-but-True Stories and Headlines from the World's Press)


Randy Cassingham - 1995
    The Jay Leno of Cyberspace." --Los Angeles Times+ How did he get so popular so fast? Well, for one thing, he writes funny stuff." --New York Times+ "Quirky stories... punctuated by Cassingham's humorous tag lines." --Editor & PublisherThis is True is one of the first Internet-based features, created by Randy Cassingham as an e-mail newsletter in early 1994. True's mission is to provoke thought through social commentary. But if readers aren't entertained by the stories, they won't read very many. Thus its vehicle, weird-but-true news from legitimate news sources from around the world. The result spans the gamut of the crazy things we humans think we can get away with: this collection of jaw-dropping examples of the human thought process, and the realization that we can do better — a lot better!What sort of stories?+ A jury in a murder trial deliberated with the help of a seance to ask the victim who had killed him.+ A woman had to sue her ex-husband to regain custody ...of her breast implants.+ A man legally changed his name to one with 291 letters in it, and then went home to tell his wife.The weird-but-true stories come from all over the world, each one punctuated by Randy's wild commentary -- a tagline that is humorous, ironic, opinionated, or (with luck) some combination of the three. "Truth is stranger than fiction," Randy likes to say, "because fiction has to make sense."This is Volume 1 of the series, collecting the first year of stories and headlines from mid-1994 to mid-1995. The title comes from an actual newspaper headline which is included in the book.

The Best of Michael Rosen


Michael Rosen - 1995
    Michael Rosen's bestselling titles, such as We're Going On A Bear Hunt and How The Animals Got Their Colors, have been hailed by critics around the world. Quentin Blake is famous for his award winning illustrations that have accompanied the work of writers such as Roald Dahl. The poems in this volume, appearing for the first time in North America, will delight readers of all ages.

Lake Wobegon U.S.A.: Youth


Garrison Keillor - 1995
    Youth includes "Blue Devils," "Nostalgia," "O Christmas Tree," "Pageant," and "Messy Shoes."

Wodehouse Is The Best Medicine


P.G. Wodehouse - 1995
    Wodehouse. These 11 stories show Wodehouse at his therapeutic best, dealing with such medical matters as Jeeves's infallible hangover cure, Bobbie Wickham's treatment for extreme nervousness, self improvement through hypnotism, and what its' like to kick the tobacco habit cold turkey.

The Happy Mutant Handbook


Mark Frauenfelder - 1995
    In the right hands, this is a delightfully subversive manual for a lifetime of fun. This is the do-it-yourself handbook for enjoying our media-saturated world by tinkering with how it works. Pulls together the kookiest and most engaging ideas from the Internet, great suggestions on "culture jamming" (a practice of co-opting the resources, messages, and brain-washing machinery of existing media, pioneered by Adbusters magazine), and generally jam-packed with loads of fun ideas and funny material. Notable contributors include Bruce Sterling, Rudy Rucker, R.U. Sirius, Richard Kadrey, and that most prolific of all authors, Anonymous. (Editor's note: In some ways, the Happy Mutant philosophy is the cyberspawn of the behavioral shenanigans of the Dadaists, Surrealists, or the lesser-known but more interesting Situationists. )

Ronald Reagan: The Wisdom and Humour of the Great Communicator


Frederick J. Ryan Jr. - 1995
    In a unique collection of photographs and quotations, a celebration of the warmth, wisdom, and humor of Ronald Reagan.

A Little Better Than Plumb: The Biography of a House


Henry E. Giles - 1995
    To longtime Giles fans and new readers alike, these reminiscences of family, friends, a river, and a roof offer a charming visit to rural Kentucky in the late 1950s.

Book for Bad Boys and Girls


R. Kent Rasmussen - 1995
    With themes including "honesty is not always the best policy," "the wicked are not always punished," and "virtue is often its only reward," this delightfully mischievous book includes such incorrigible advice as: "If your mother tells you to do a thing, it is wrong to reply that you won't. It is better and more becoming to intimate that you will do as she bids you, and then afterward act quietly in the manner according to the dictates of your best judgment."

Don't Fence Me in: An Anecdotal Biography of Lewis Grizzard


Chuck Perry - 1995
    This unique biography of the bestselling author and columnist has been compiled by the people who knew him best and were closest to him at various stages of his life, including his lifelong friend Dudley Stamps, his first editor Jim Minter, and Tim Jarvis, his friend and tennis partner. 30 photos.

The Best of Dorothy Parker


Dorothy Parker - 1995
    Parker was a famed wit, writer and member of the Algonquin Round Table, the group of New York critics in the heyday of the 1920s.

See Rock City


Donald Davis - 1995
    However, it is Donald Davis's genius that turns a lackluster family vacation into a week to remember. The 1950s-era plastic seat covers were not the only thing to leave a lasting impression. In her spontaneous (and desperate) invention of games like Cow Poker and See Rock City, Mother keeps the rules one step ahead of the back-seat contestants, until one-too-many choruses prompt a detour the family never forgets. School Library Journal wrote, "The narrative moves gently, smoothly, and charmingly with the cadence of a master storyteller. Suitable for YAs who are looking for historical fiction or who have short story assignments, this book is also the perfect accompaniment for sitting in a favorite rocking chair while sipping homemade lemonade."

When You Lick A Slug, Your Tongue Goes Numb: Kids Share Their Wit & Wisdom With H. Jackson Brown (Gift Books)


H. Jackson Brown Jr. - 1995
    Illustrated in full colour.

Are You Being Served?: The Inside Story of Britain's Funniest and Public Television's...


Adrian Rigelsford - 1995
    If you've ever wanted to know what makes Mr. Humphries tick or just how many colors Mrs. Slocombe's hair could be, this is the book for you.

Just Another Ordinary Day


Rod Clement - 1995
    But don’t be fooled by this deceptively simple story—readers will soon find out that Amanda is no ordinary girl! Best-selling Australian artist Rod Clement has created a wickedly funny picture book in which the artwork tells an extraordinary story of ‘just another ordinary day.’

The Politically Correct Ultimate Storybook: Politically Correct Bedtime Stories, Politically Correct Holiday Stories, Once Upon a More Enlightened Time


James Finn Garner - 1995
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Medieval Cats


Susan Herbert - 1995
    Now her beguiling felines capture yet another period of art--the late Middle Ages--in a marvelous new collection for any cat lover or art enthusiast. 32 color illustrations.

The Write Way: The S.P.E.L.L. Guide to Real-Life Writing (Society for the Preservation of English Language and Literature)


Richard Lederer - 1995
    In this ingenious guide, enjoy the wit of two English language mavens as they entertain while answering all our perplexing questions.

The Non Sequitur Survival Guide for the Nineties


Wiley Miller - 1995
    Named Non Sequitur because no one strip has anything to do with another, each cartoon features no central character or theme. Anyone who loves to laugh will want to curl up with this outrageously hilarious collection of tongue-in-cheek philosophical musings.

My Town


David Lee - 1995
    Peopled with some of the most authentically drawn characterizations of rural life since Mark Twain, Lee's is a small town universe--"an aural agrarian saga,"--is filled with hilarity, love, labor, tragicomedy, and compassionate wisdom.¶"It's a speech full of eloquence, pathos, and humor, full of music, full of good sense. I could read it all week."--Hayden Carruth

Fun with Milk and Cheese


Evan Dorkin - 1995
    This book collects the first four issues of the Eisner Award-winning series!

The Ghost and Lady Alice / Duke's Diamonds (2-in-1)


Marion Chesney - 1995
    In The Ghost and Lady Alice, a mistreated scullery maid is transformed into a lady by the ghost of a duke, while in Duke's Diamonds, an orphan and her canine charge inherit a fortune in precious gems.

My Dog's the World's Best Dog


Suzy Becker - 1995
    And not just an ordinary dog lover, but a confirmed my-dog's-the-world's-best-dog dog person. My Dog's The World's Best Dog is a valentine to dogs and dog people everywhere, full of whimsy and affection. Page after page captures a knowing moment in the relationship between people and dogs. Wylie, subject of the book, is Every Dog, and why is she the world's best dog? Count the ways: "There's not a mean bone in her body." "She knows when I'm coming-and gives the best greetings, even if I've only been gone for 45 seconds." "My dog loves my cat-which is not to say that the reverse is true. But that doesn't seem to bother her much. Come to think of it, nothing does." Selection of the Literary Guild. 117,000 copies in print.

Sayings Of Dorothy Parker


Dorothy Parker - 1995
    Jennifer Jason Leigh plays the part of the scandalous young woman who worked her way up from freelance critic at "Vanity Fair" to one of the country's most renowned and quoted humorists.

Serpent On The Rock: A Personal View Of Christianity


Alice Thomas Ellis - 1995
    From the Bishop Casey affair to women priests, this book offers a passionate, sometimes intemperate view of Roman Catholicism, dealing with its most controversial issues.

Benchley At The Theatre: Dramatic Criticism, 1920 1940


Robert Benchley - 1995
    

The Collected Short Fiction of Bruce Jay Friedman


Bruce Jay Friedman - 1995
    Grove Press is proud to reissue the collected short stories by this acclaimed master of modern humor. Hailed by Newsweek as a bona fide literary event, The Collected Short Fiction of Bruce Jay Friedman brings together Friedman's fifty-seven greatest stories, which appeared in Esquire, Playboy, The New Yorker, and other magazines from 1953 to 1995. Friedman [is] more interesting than most of Malamud, Roth, and Bellow. . . . What makes him more important is that he writes out of the viscera instead of the cerebrum. -- Nelson Algren, The Nation

Conversations with S. J. Perelman


Tom Teicholz - 1995
    Collections of interviews with notable modern writers

All the Rules Have Changed: More Cartoons by Ted Rall


Ted Rall - 1995
    [so] kill your parents before they kill you." No wonder he was one of three finalists for the Pulitzer in 1996.

Wake up and Smell the Coffee


Tripp Evans - 1995
    The time has come for meditations on reality. In the same humorous tradition as Jack Handy's irreverent observations on life (Deep Thoughts), this collection offers 365 days of cynical, earthbound non-inspiration--a perfect antidote to today's "feel-good" culture.

Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them: How to Keep Your Tractors Happy and Your Family Running


Roger Welsch - 1995
    Now you can enjoy Welschs fun-filled essays in this witty collection of stories that poke fun at his favorite past-time. Filled with light-hearted tips for saving your marriage from ruin while cleaning your tractor parts in the dishwasher, and other clever restoration techniques. Down-home humor every tractor enthusiast can relate to!

A Prairie Home Christmas


Garrison Keillor - 1995
    Bergy's Christmas; Solstice Medley; The Christmas Pageant; There Are Angels Hovering Round; O Little Town of Bethlehem.

Drop Us a Line-- Sucker!: The Prank Letters of James and Stuart Wade


James C. Wade - 1995
    Among the companies he has contacted are Hertz, Listerine, and the Swiss Cheese Union.

Grizzardisms:: The Wit and Wisdom of Lewis Grizzard


Lewis Grizzard - 1995
    Now these "Grizzardisms" have been collected in book form for the first time. Whether the topic is religion, sports, love, money, or sex, these gems from the late, great, and perennially bestselling author will be welcomed by Grizzard fans everywhere.

Ert!


Matt Feazell - 1995
    The Amazing Cynicalman! Tales of the Human Computer! Stupid Boy! All your favorites are here in this collection from Not Available Comics 1987-1994.

All Aboard for the Gravy Train (Madam & Eve, #3)


S. Francis - 1995
    

Tales from Sawyerton Springs


Andy Andrews - 1995
    The simple, magical town of Sawyerton Springs does exist in the hearts of those who long to take a deep breath, relax and take the time to find the humor and meaning in everyday life..

Tales of the Old Detective and Other Big Fat Lies


Phil Austin - 1995
    An original collection of stories told by Phil Austin, best known as Nick Danger on the syndicated radio show The Daily Feed.

Blood, Sweat & Gears: Ramblings on Motorcycling and Medicine


Flash Gordon - 1995
    One way is to drillinformation into the listener's head. The other is to tickle it in. WestCoast humorist and offbeat motorcycling personality flash gordon, m.d.,(yes--that is his real name . . . no caps, please) author of a popularcolumn in San Francisco's CityBike magazine, is a master of the "tickling"school of education. Reading this compilation of his best essays would be aguilty pleasure were it not for the sound information it contains onvarious topics related to motorcyclists' health. flash's experience as an emergency room doctor and 33-year motorcyclingveteran allows him a unique perspective--his suggestions are remarkablyinsightful, and could even prove to be lifesaving. Ever wonder what tocheck first when someone has an accident? How about treating road rashproperly? Experiencing lower back pain, leg burns, hearing or sinusproblems--even hemorrhoids? flash tells it like it is--giving sensible advice about what you can treat on your own and what you can't.Though you may have forgotten everything you learned about first aid andsafety in school, you'll never forget it again after reading this book--flash spins cautionary tales that are as easy to remember as a song. The chapter headings may sound wacky, but the tips you'll discover in themwill be "anything but:"Roasting the Fatted Calf (Leg Burns), Here's Lookin' at You, Kid (EyeInjuries), Duh Thrill of Victory, Duh Agony of Duh Feet (Proper Footwearand Footcare), Motoholics Anonymous (Addiction to Motorcycling), Too Coolis Not Too Cool (Hypothermia), "Sh*t, That Was Close" (Adrenaline), That'sthe Breaks (Broken Collarbones), You Need This Like a Hole in the Head(Sinus Problems), and many more!We're sure you'll find Blood, Sweat & Gears to be highly informative andentertaining. It's filled with the author's amusing--and sometimessobering--anecdotes from many years of directing a free clinic in SanFrancisco. flash takes you from the high jinks of Haight Street to the highanxiety of the emergency room, and does it with intelligence and style.Addressing the most prevalent health issues facing those who spend a gooddeal of time in the saddle, flash delivers his advice with a strong dose oforiginal humor. The possibility of saving the time and expense of adoctor's visit is certainly a sweet pill to swallow.

The Very Best of Victor Borge


Victor Borge - 1995
    

Wake Me When It's Funny: How to Break into Show Business and Stay


Garry Marshall - 1995
    40 b/w photos.Garry ("Allergic to Everything but Success") Marshall has written hundreds of TV scripts, produced and created 14 prime-time series, including The Odd Couple and Happy Days, and has written a number of stage plays. This entertaining portrait of Marshall's life takes readers on a tumultuous, behind-the-scenes journey, from his early days to the peak of sitcom success to his work in movies today. 32 pages of photos.

Little Wolf's Book of Badness


Ian Whybrow - 1995
    Little Wolf has been behaving too courteously, so his parents send him to his uncle's Big Bad Wolf school to learn to be a proper wolf.

Luck with Potatoes


Helen Ketteman - 1995
    Hardscrabble Tennessee farmer Clemmon Hardigree's hard-luck changes when he plants seed potatoes in Cow Hollow before his fat mountain cows cause the pasture to collapse.

The Christmas Spirit


Will Eisner - 1995
    

100 Years of Comic Strips


Bill Blackbeard - 1995
    The Ultimate Anthology of American Newspaper Comics! This wonderful book was originally published as The Comic Strip Century in two separate volumes!From The Yellow Kid to Calvin and Hobbes, from the classic to the forgotten, this impressive work with hundreds of full-color pages offers a definitive visual reference to a century's worth of popular art.This monumental gathering of the strips themselves provides readers with a taste of the historical richness and complexity of one of America's most significant contributions to the arts.

Pope Patrick


Peter de Rosa - 1995
    America has its first Catholic president since Kennedy. The planet's other superpower is the Federation of Islamic Republics, stretching from Morocco to Pakistan. And in Rome, the aging Polish Pope, obstinate and combative to the end, has died, and the conclave of cardinals must choose a successor. After a great deal of argument and debate, they choose the least controversial and least political candidate, the one least likely to upset the Vatican status quo - Brian O'Flynn, a kindly old Irish priest who reads Yeats and publishes obscure academic theses. At the moment of his election, a three-hundred-pound ornamental pillar falls on his head. Then all hell breaks loose. Pope Patrick is the riotous story of a mild-mannered country cardinal who - through a democratic election, a twist of fate, and a little help from his golden Lab, Charley - turns the Vatican upside down and throws the industrial world into chaos. He deals once and for all with the thorny issues of contraception, the celibacy of the clergy, and the infallibility of the Pope; sends the Dow Jones tumbling and the hopes of the downtrodden soaring - and in the process brings the world to the brink of catastrophe.

The Trouble with Henriette


Wende Devlin - 1995
    What ensues is a hilarious chase through the fabulous Hotel Eclair. Full color.

Get Shorty: Scriptbook


Scott Frank - 1995
    Case in point: "When Chili first came to Miami Beach twelve years ago they were having one of their off-and-on cold winters: thirty-four degrees the day he met Tommy Carlo for lunch at Vesuvio's on South Collins and had his leather jacket ripped off." You need to know about this because you need to know why there's bad blood between Chili Palmer and Ray Bones, the guy who stole his coat and is now his boss--and has ordered him to collect $4,200 from a dead guy. Except the guy didn't die; he went to Las Vegas with $300,000. So Chili goes to Las Vegas, one thing leads to another, and pretty soon he's in Los Angeles, hanging out with a movie producer named Harry Zimm and learning what it takes to be a player in Hollywood. Get Shorty is classic Elmore Leonard: While other people write "crime fiction," Leonard's come up with a masterful social comedy that happens to be about criminals (and other fast operators). He's a master of snappy dialogue and dizzying plot twists. The best parts of Get Shorty move along so briskly you almost forget there's somebody with a firm control over the story. And you'll be rooting for Chili to get the money, the girl, and the studio deal. --Ron Hogan

The Dumb Bunnies' Easter


Sue Denim - 1995
    Bunnies rule in this slapstick comedy of errors that belongs in every child's Easter stocking (or Christmas basket).

Is Martha Stuart Living?


Tom Connor - 1995
    From the humorists who brought you, Martha Stuart's Excruciatingly Perfect Weddings andMartha Stuart's Better Than You at Entertaining bring you this parody about the domestic diva and her magazines plus some easy to follow projects that you can try at home.