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Pawnee: The Greatest Town in America
Leslie Knope - 2011
The book chronicles the city's colorful citizens and hopping nightlife, and also explores some of the most hilarious events from its crazy history—like the time the whole town was on fire, its ongoing raccoon infestation, and the cult that took over in the 1970s. Packed with laugh-out-loud-funny photographs, illustrations, and commentary by the other inhabitants of Pawnee, it's a must-read that will make you enjoy every moment of your stay in the Greatest Town in America. Praise for Pawnee: "Carrying this book around is a good way of picking up girls with glasses." —Tom Haverford "I have read over four books, and this is by far the one that has me in it the most." —Andy Dwyer "Literally the greatest endeavor of human creativity in the history of mankind." —Chris Traeger
Me Moir - Volume One
Vic Reeves - 2006
Growing up in Yorkshire and then CountyDurham, the boy who would be Reeves somehow managed to escape the attentions of 'Randy Mandy' and get a crash course in pig castration, before having encounters with Jimi Hendrix and the Yorkshire Ripper.Peopled with weird and wonderful characters, Vic Reeves' memoir is authentic, witty and inventive, and as unique as you'd expect from one of Britain's most exceptional comedy talents.
Quick Team-Building Activities for Busy Managers: 50 Exercises That Get Results in Just 15 Minutes
Brian Cole Miller - 2003
But sometimes it's not practical to embark on a full-scale training initiative. Now, supervisors, managers, and team leaders have 50 team-building activities to choose from, all of which can be implemented with no special facilities, big expense, or previous training experience. Readers will find engaging exercises for:* Building new teams and helping teams with new members* Dealing with change and its effects: anger, fear, frustration, and more* Recognizing individual efforts and team accomplishments* Finding creative ways to work together and solve problems* Increasing and improving communication* Leveraging diversity and individual differences to meet team goals* Keeping competition healthy and productive within the teamInstructions and tips for follow-up and variations are included for each activity, and an additional chapter provides valuable advice for working through unexpected difficulties in team-building.
Only Fools and Horses
Graham McCann - 2011
15 years, seven series and more than 60 episodes later, 24.3 million people watched the final installment of Only Fools and Horses—over a third of the British population, and the largest audience for a sitcom ever recorded. On the 30th anniversary of the show, Britain's favorite entertainment writer celebrates Britain's best-loved sitcom.
Tom's Daily Plan
Tom Daley - 2016
He has learnt from the very best about how to stay healthy, fit and positive – and now he’s ready to share those secrets with you. Incredibly simple to follow, Tom’s Daily Plan includes delicious food, workouts anyone can do (and that’s a promise from Tom!) plus invaluable motivational and lifestyle tips.Ditch those fad diets and stop worrying about needing to put in hours in the gym. Tom’s healthy and nutritious recipes won’t ever leave you hungry – and even include pasta dishes, curries, cakes and chocolate, plus Tom’s Ultimate Bacon Butty! And with his weekly plan of 20 minute workouts you’ll be stronger, fitter and healthier in no time. All with rest days and tasty treats included!Tom’s Daily Plan includes:• Over 80 quick and easy recipes so you and your family can eat well from breakfast until bedtime, with feasts and treats for every taste• Super-effective Daily Workouts and brilliant ‘life-hacks’ for a healthy, balanced body and mind• Specifically designed to fit around you and your busy lifestyleGet a leaner, stronger, healthier you in no time!
How to Start a Blog - The Step-by-Step Process of How We Started Earning $10,000/Month: How We Made $103,457.98 in Our First Year Blogging!
Lauren McManus - 2018
Together, we own and run TWO successful blogs! We went from $0 to over $103,457.98 in our first year of blogging, and we now make over $100,000 per month between both of our combined blogs, and we’re going to tell you EXACTLY how we got started in this eBook. It’s going to include the ups and the downs, the great successes and the complete and utter failures, and all of the steps in between.
Cider With Roadies
Stuart Maconie - 2004
A life lived through music from Stuart's audience with the Beatles (aged 3); his confessions as a pubescent prog rocker; a youthful gymnastic dalliance with northern soul; the radical effects of punk on his politics, homework and trouser dimensions; playing in crap bands and failing to impress girls; writing for the NME by accident; living the sex, drugs (chiefly lager in a plastic glass) and rock and roll lifestyle; discovering the tawdry truth behind the glamour and knowing when to ditch it all for what really matters. From his four minutes in a leisure centre with MC Hammer to four days in a small van with Napalm Death it's a life-affirming journey through the land where ordinary life and pop come together to make music.
The Suit: A Machiavellian Approach to Men's Style
Nicholas Antongiavanni - 2006
With The Suit, Nicholas Antongiavanni provides a masterly manual on what it takes to succeed: advice on how to dress with style, flair, and an eye toward gaining power. That's because "business casual" has proved itself a one-way ticket to a lifetime in the corporate dungeon. But if you apply the sartorial advice proffered in The Suit to your clothes, you will project elegance, bravado, and success.Drawing inspiration from Machiavelli's The Prince, Antongiavanni has crafted an essential handbook for the ambitious man who recognizes that smart and stylish appearance is a lever to power. From neckties to footwear, belts to suspenders, lapels to handkerchiefs, The Suit leaves no garment or accessory untouched and will inject a dose of good taste into your closet. The debates over double-breasted vs. single, two-buttons vs. three, English vs. Italian, and many others are settled with wit by Antongiavanni's wealth of knowledge in the art of dress.The Suit is much more than a simple how-to manual -- Antongiavanni packs these pages with insightful and sometimes stinging commentary on celebrities and the clothes they wear. Leading public figures from David Letterman to Donald Rumsfeld are picked apart at the seams. Antongiavanni uses powerful men in the public eye as entertaining examples of how to dress properly and what garish mistakes to avoid. Whether you are already a corporate Prince -- or if you are a Joe Cubicle aspiring to be something greater -- The Suit will teach you how to make your clothes work for you. No matter what your physical build or your status in the workplace, let Nicholas Antongiavanni be your fashion consultant.
Tough Shit: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good
Kevin Smith - 2012
He makes movies, writes comics, owns a store, and now he s built a podcasting empire with his friends and family, including a wife who s way out of his league. So here s some tough shit: Kevin Smith has cracked the code. Or, he s just cracked. "Tough Sh*t" is the dirty business that Kevin has been digesting for 41 years and now, he s ready to put it in "your" hands. Smear this shit all over yourself, because this is your blueprint (or brownprint) for success. Kev takes you through some big moments in his life to help you live "your" days in as Gretzky a fashion as you can: going where the puck is "gonna" be. Read all about how a zero like Smith managed to make ten movies with no discernible talent, and how when he had everything he thought he d ever want, he decided to blow up his own career. Along the way, Kev shares stories about folks who inspired him (like George Carlin), folks who befuddled him (like Bruce Willis), and folks who let him jerk off onto their legs (like his beloved wife, Jen).So make this your daily reader. Hell, read it on the toilet if you want. Just make sure you grab the bowl and push, because you re about to take one "Tough Sh*t."
The Habit Fix: The New Habit Guide to Getting Happy and Healthy in 7 Simple Steps
Eileen Rose Giadone - 2016
"Part motivation, part road map, this book will take you there." A no-nonsense, 7-step, guide using the power of habit for self-improvement, good health, confidence and happiness.If you're ready to leave behind old habits that have been weighing you down but don't know where to begin, The Habit Fix has a big, bright arrow that points to "START HERE".If you're serious about swapping a lifetime of unhealthy habits for good, healthy habits but can't see a clear path through, The Habit Fix will guide you.Simple, Go-To Habits That Work In Your Busy Life Our habits create the framework of our lives. Changing a lifetime of habits can seem overwhelming and time consuming, but this book offers quick, go-to habits that bring immediate change, a step at time. If you think your bad habits are deeply ingrained and too powerful to overcome, this book offers 7, simple new habits that show you deep habit change is possible. It targets 7 key areas life and offers 7 highly effective habits for personal growth that have brought profound improvement and success to thousands of people like you - keystone habits that help you on your way to a healthy habit lifestyle.Don't Break Old Habits, MAKE New Habits
The Habit Fix
is not loaded with idealistic principles and doesn't dwell on all you've done wrong in life. We hear enough of that already! It takes the focus off that tired, old tradition of analyzing your "bad" habits and lack of motivation. It's not about the arduous task of breaking old habits but instead, embracing fresh, new, keystone habits that dissolve the old habits naturally. With 7 new keystone habits, this book offers a positive approach that avoids the trap of negative self-judgement and taps into our natural confidence and healthy self-esteem.Ideas That Work, Put to Immediate PracticeThis is a pratical guide with specific, credible information for habit building for a healthy lifestyle that can be put to use right now. It's not filled with theories, poetry and feel-good platitudes. It has real, proven tactics for building healthy habits now and direct links to trustworthy, self-improvement techniques. These are healthy lifestyle tactics that are actually effective and not just marketed effectively. Start with 7 new keystone habits in this first book of The Habit Fix Series and build on them later with
The Habit Fix 2: QUICKSTEP
.Keeps You On Track To Your GoalsThis book will help you create habits that last but don't require a huge amount of time and brain power. It's for those seeking deeper evolution and a vibrant, healthy sense of well-being for life-permanent healthy lifestyle habits for REAL change.Begin Today!This book offers the best resources out there - proven methods of self-development and habit-building that motivate you to get started! The habits in this book are sensible, designed for immediate action and forged from the combined wisdom of many self-help, habit building books, personal growth and development blogs, healthy lifestyle diet and exercise programs, courses in mindfulness and motivation, health trainers and meditation groups, advice from doctors, therapists and healthy lifestyle practitioners.Grab your copy now!About The Author Eileen Rose Giadone is the author of the The Habit Fix Series which became an AMAZON BEST SELLER in its first week of publication.
The Habit Fix 2: Quickstep
and her first children's book,
Natasha The Party Crasher
are also available on Amazon.
Paperback Oxford English Dictionary
Oxford University Press - 2012
It covers all the words you need for everyday use, carefully selected from the evidence of the Oxford English Corpus, a databank of 21st century English, containing over 2 billion words.The Factfinder centresection gives quick-reference entries on topics including famous people, countries, and science.Discover more on oxforddictionaries.com, Oxford's hub for dictionaries and language reference.
The Daily Adventures of Mixerman
Mixerman - 2009
Mixerman is a recording engineer working with a famous producer on the debut album of an unknown band with a giant recording budget. Mixerman is supposed to be writing about recording techniques, but somehow, through that prism, he has hit upon a gripping story. Like all great narratives, Mixerman's diary has many anti-heroes for whom we, the readers, can have nothing but contempt. The band consists of the four most dislikable human beings you can imagine. The singer is vain and pretentious. The guitarist is a serious depressive. The drummer is as "dumb as cotton," and the bassist is merely mean and petty, making him the only one that Mixerman can stand. All four of them hate each other's guts, and they haven't even been on tour yet. Mixerman takes you through the recording process of a bidding war band in over their heads with a famous record producer (also in over his head). Many find Mixerman's diary entries side-splittingly funny. Some find them maddening. And a select few feel they are the most despicable accountings of record-making ever documented.
The Best of Brain Droppings
George Carlin - 2007
From the random braindropping (When you sneeze, all the numbers in your head go up by one.) to favorite oxymorons (holy war, for one), and from questions to ponder (Why are there no B batteries? for instance) to his classic monologue comparing baseball and football, this little book packs in a lot of laughs.
How to Drive: Real World Instruction and Advice from Hollywood's Top Driver
Ben Collins - 2016
And an absolute must for everyone with a learner's permit. Former Top Gear Stig and professional driver Ben Collins shares expert skills culled from a twenty year career as one of the best drivers in the world, famous for racing in the Le Mans series and NASCAR, piloting the Batmobile, and dodging bullets with James Bond. Refined over thousands of hours of elite-level performance in the physics of driving, his philosophy results in greater control and safer, more efficient and fun driving for all skill levels.