I have no idea why my parents didn't name me something cool, like Mad Dog Monday or Muscles Monday. Oh well. At least I have my dog, fartypants. And when things get serious...I become NINJA BOY!Follow NINJA BOY on this hilarious adventure as he deals with...-Sleep Farting in Science Class?-Girlfriend Kidnapping Giants-Stinkalators-Mount Hogsnort henchmen-Evil ninjas-Biff and Lonnie, the bully brothersYeah, it's about to get serious....With charming and hilarious illustrations and creative storytelling, the Diary of NINJA BOY & Fartypants is a must-read for any kid who loves fun adventures! Kids ages 9-13 (even reluctant readers), and middle schoolers can't wait to dive in to these Ninja Boy stories!Be sure to check out book 2, Attack of the Bathroom Pirates!and book 3, Minecraft Dance Party Danger!

    A time-travel romance where a Sioux warrior from the 1800's meets a contemporary woman doctor, Across the Wilderness is a love story that transcends time, bringing two soul mates together on a journey interwoven with romance, revenge, and intrigue.

    The prize is five million dollars to survive sixty days. The location was chosen as one of the most remote places on earth. The games begin, until an EMP strands the eighteen and the production crew with no chance of rescue. Now they are fighting for their lives, and they are fighting each other. Will mother nature kill them or will they kill each other? The only prize is life in the world Primeval.

    HIS ENEMIES CALL HIM FATE Because his going after his enemies is inevitable. However, in Zeb's line of business, fate can be fickle. Boxset III contains books 9-12 from USA Today Bestselling Author Ty Patterson's highly acclaimed Warriors series. Each thriller in the twelve-book series can be read standalone. Death Club The body in the desert wasn't Zeb Carter's problem. Until he saw the tattoo. The dead man had been in the special forces. A fellow warrior. Then it became personal. Trigger Break A string of executions takes Zeb Carter to Japan where he comes across an enemy who hasn't been defeated for centuries. The yakuza. Scorched Earth Zeb Carter goes on the warpath when his friends are kidnapped. The trail takes him to war-torn Syria where he finds the kidnappers aren't who he thought they were. And the only way to stop them is to sacrifice his friends. RUN! The world's most wanted terrorist is in the jungles of Idaho, planning a dastardly attack. He doesn't know about Zeb Carter. 'Ty Patterson is up there with Lee Child and David Baldacci'

    

    

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