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Insane City
Dave Barry - 2013
The Groom Posse had already sprung an airport prank on him, and he’d survived it, and if that was the worst of it, everything should be okay. Smooth sailing from now on.Seth has absolutely no idea what he’s about to get into. In the next several hours, he and his friends will become embroiled with rioters, Russian gangsters, angry strippers, a pimp as big as the Death Star, a very desperate Haitian refugee on the run with her two children from some very bad men, and an eleven-foot albino Burmese python named Blossom. And there’re still two days to go before the wedding.As it turns out, it’s not smooth sailing, it’s more like a trip on the Titanic. And the water below him is getting deeper every minute. By the end, amid gunfire, high-speed chases, and mayhem of the most unimaginable sort, violent men will fall, heroes will rise, and many lives will change.Seth’s, not least of all.
Fated
Sarah Alderson - 2012
They’ll find her wherever she goes. Instead she must learn to stand and fight.But when the half-human, half-Shadow Warrior Lucas Gray is sent to spy on Evie and then ordered to kill her before she can fulfil a dangerous prophecy, their fates become inextricably linked. The war that has raged for one thousand years between humans and demons is about to reach a devastating and inevitable conclusion. Either one or both of them will die before this war ends.If your life becomes bound to another’s, what will it take to sever it?
Punish the Sinners
John Saul - 1978
Inquisition. Accusation. Fear. Torture. The guilty and the innocent dying for sins real and imagined in the flames of the burning stake. Neilsville, 1978. Peter Blasam has come to this sleepy desert town to teach its youth, and finds a mystery of mounting horror. Something is happening to the young girls of St. Francis Xavier High School—something evil. In bloodlet and terror a suicide contagion has swept the town... while a dark order of its holy men enacts a secret medieval ritual. Is hysteria manipulating these innocent children into violent self-destruction? Or has a supernatural force, a thirteenth-century madness, returned to... Punish The Sinners.
Dead End Dating
Kimberly Raye - 2006
She prefers lively shades of pink to dismal black (soo not her color), plus she’s a hopeless romantic. In need of a steady paycheck to support a compulsive cosmetics habit, Lil starts Dead End Dating (DED), a Manhattan-based matchmaking service that helps smart, sophisticated singles like herself find eternity mates–and may even help her stake a claim to her very own Count Right!When Lil meets geeky vampire Francis Deville, she knows he’s the perfect first client. If she can hook up Francis–after a little revamping, of course–she will prove her skills to the vampire community and turn DED into the hottest dating service in the Big Apple. But just as her business takes off, Lil meets the (literally) drop-dead gorgeous bounty hunter Ty Bonner, who is hot on the chase of a serial killer. Instantly drawn to the luscious vamp stud, Lil really wants a taste. But as a made vampire, Ty can’t procreate–and Lil will settle for nothing less. Luckily, between “vampifying” Francis and helping Ty solve his murder mystery, Lil has no time for silly romantic entanglements . . . even if Ty is all that and a Bloody Mary chaser!
The Remains of the Dead
Wendy Roberts - 2007
And if wiping up after murders weren't spooky enough, she can also see and talk to the ghosts of the victims...When grieving relatives hire Sadie and her employee, ex-cop Zack Bowman, to clean up after the murder-suicide of Trudy and Grant Toth, Sadie figures she's bound to meet at least one chatty ghost. But Kent, the man Sadie first encounters at the scene, is very much alive--so much so, that Sadie soon finds herself agreeing to a date with him.Then a real ghost shows up--the oddly silent spirit of Trudy, who seems determined to prove her husband's innocence, and inspires Sadie to track down the real killer. But as she scours the crime scene, Sadie quickly realizes she's in way over her head, that Kent has a strange connection to the dead couple, and that someone wants her to give up the ghost...for good.
The Atlantis Code
Charles Brokaw - 2009
The ruins of the technologically-advanced, eerily-enigmatic ancient civilization promise their discoverer fame, fortune, and power... but hold earth-shattering secrets about the origin of man.While world-famous linguist and archaeologist, Thomas Lourds, is shooting a film that dramatizes his flamboyant life and scientific achievements, satellites spot impossibly ancient ruins along the Spanish coast. Lourds knows exactly what it means: the Lost Continent of Atlantis has been found. The race is on, and Lourds' challengers will do anything to get there first.Whoever controls the Lost Continent will control the world.
Dead by Morning
Kayla Krantz - 2015
With only a month left of high school, she’s determined to make it to her dream college and out from under her stern father’s foot. Not even charming Chance Welfrey can derail her.But after a classmate disappears, Luna is haunted by violent nightmares so real they leave her traumatized. Terrified, Luna begins to question her sanity until a call from a long-lost friend warns her of things to come. Does Chance’s seemingly perfect exterior hide an unhinged evil? Luna’s in danger, and although she can avoid the killer in reality, she can’t escape from him in her dreams.
Beautiful Losers
Leonard Cohen - 1966
The novel centres upon the hapless members of a love triangle united by their sexual obsessions and by their fascination with Catherine Tekakwitha, the 17th-century Mohawk saint. By turns vulgar, rhapsodic, and viciously witty, Beautiful Losers explores each character’s attainment of a state of self-abandonment, in which the sensualist cannot be distinguished from the saint.
Assassin's Creed: Renaissance
Oliver Bowden - 2009
To eradicate corruption and restore his family's honour, he will learn the art of the assassins. To his allies, Ezio will become a force for change, fighting for freedom and justice. To his enemies, he will become a threat.
Run away from Wedding
Mobo Reader - 2018
His name had been linked to innumerable ladies. He had different girlfriends for every day of a year. Autumn had never thought that she would fall in love with him.
His Purchased Wife: Chapter 1
Nguyen Vrinda - 2019
She lost her parents at a young age of ten and then she lost her property to her uncle and aunt who now treat her as the maid of the house. As if life hadn’t snatched enough from her, that she lost her only dream when her uncle sold her to be the wife of a heartless man. Emily’s life took a huge turn when she became ‘His Purchased Wife.’ LK in the business world is short for Liam Knight. A Heartthrob king, who has achieved a lot of fame and controversies at a young age of twenty four. An egoistic hunk who will purchase Emily just to satisfy his ego and to take revenge from her. Hiding a big secret from others. Will Emily and Liam fall in love? Why is Emily being purchased by Liam? What’s Liam’s secret? "You’re such a bitch! I will not leave you this time.” I hear my cousin, Tia’s, angry voice and I begin to shiver in fear. I don’t know what I have done today to make her so angry but now it has become my daily routine to face the anger of Tia. No one, literally no one stops her when she beats me so bad. Once she nearly broke my ribs and still no one came to my rescue to protect me, I am just a waste in this house. Tia starts pulling my hair, “You whore.” I look into her eyes and all I see is disgust and hatred towards me. “You bitch; again because of you I had a breakup. What’s so special in you that everyone wants to make you their girlfriend?” I am not the reason that her boyfriends ditch her, she herself is the reason. Who would like to be the boyfriend of this whore who loves them for their bank balance? I want to shout all this to her face but here I am the weak one. Soon my aunt walks into the room, Tia is still pulling my hair and my aunt looks at me with same disgust Tia does. “Tia baby what happened? Why are you making your hand dirty by pulling her hair?” Wow! Great! Here, my aunt is worrying about her daughter’s hand which will get dirty after touching me instead of feeling bad for my pain which her daughter is giving me by pulling on my hair so harshly. “You know mom, Jacob ditched me just because of her. He said that my sister is more beautiful than me. It’s the fifth time that my boyfriend has ditched me because of her. This time I will not leave her alone.” Saying this Tia throws me against the wall and place her hands around my throat choking me. She starts pressing my throat harshly with an evil smirk on her face. I feel suffocated. It feels like I will die in a minute. Big fat tears stream down from my eyes due to pain and suffocation. “Lee...ave...Leave...meeee” I request Tia to leave me as the pain is enough. I don’t know for how long I would be able to survive this torture. “Leave her Tia and it’s an order.” Tia leaves me hearing the order and I fall on the ground breathing heavily, my face filled with tears due to Tia’s torture. “What is this Dad? Why did you stop me from murdering this Bitch?” She looks in my direction and throws a killing glare. Even I am shocked as, in this family no one cares for me. So why today did my uncle save me from his princess’s wrath? “You can take your revenge from her later princess” he says lovingly to Tia then glares in my direction. “And you, Emily. I need you to be ready in next thirty minutes. Mr.
Kingdom Come
J.G. Ballard - 2006
When the prime suspect is released without charge, Richard’s suspicions are aroused. Investigating the mystery, Richard uncovers at the Metro-Centre mall a neo-fascist world whose charismatic spokesperson is whipping up the masses into a state of unsustainable frenzy. Riots regularly terrorize the complex, immigrant communities are attacked by hooligans, and sports events mushroom into jingoistic political rallies. In this gripping, dystopian tour de force, J.G. Ballard holds up a mirror to suburban mind rot, revealing the darker forces at work beneath the gloss of consumerism and flag-waving patriotism.
The Fuck-Up
Arthur Nersesian - 1997
He's a perennial couch-surfer, an aspiring writer searching for himself in spite of himself, and he's just trying to survive. But life has other things in store for the fuck-up. From being dumped by his girlfriend to getting fired for asking for a raise, from falling into a robbery to posing as a gay man to keep his job at a porno theater, the fuck-up's tragi-comedy is perfectly realized by Arthur Nersesian, who manages to create humor and suspense out of urban desperation. "Read it and howl," says Bruce Benderson (author of User), "and be glad it didn't happen to you."
The Best Horror of the Year: Volume One
Ellen DatlowSimon Bestwick - 2009
who died years earlier; doomed pioneers forge a path westward as a young mother discovers her true nature; an alcoholic strikes a dangerous bargain with a gregarious stranger; urban explorers delve into a ruined book depository, finding more than they anticipated; residents of a rural Wisconsin town defend against a legendary monster; a woman wracked by survivor's guilt is haunted by the ghosts of a tragic crash; a detective strives to solve the mystery of a dismembered girl; an orphan returns to a wicked witch's candy house; a group of smugglers find themselves buried to the necks in sand; an unanticipated guest brings doom to a high-class party; a teacher attempts to lead his students to safety as the world comes to an end around them...What frightens us, what unnerves us? What causes that delicious shiver of fear to travel the lengths of our spines? It seems the answer changes every year. Every year the bar is raised; the screw is tightened. Ellen Datlow knows what scares us; the twenty-one stories and poems included in this anthology were chosen from magazines, webzines, anthologies, literary journals, and single author collections to represent the best horror of the year.Legendary editor Ellen Datlow (Poe: New Tales Inspired by Edgar Allan Poe), winner of multiple Hugo, Bram Stoker, and World Fantasy awards, joins Night Shade Books in presenting The Best Horror of the Year, Volume One.
The Buntline Special
Mike Resnick - 2010
Think you know the story of the O.K. Corral? Think again, as five-time Hugo winner Mike Resnick takes on his first steampunk western tale, and the West will never be the same.