Ed Means is a man who loves his country. He loves beer and Johnny Cash and his sparkling beloved Ford Trinidad SUV. He is a good American, a good consumer and a good husband in a troubled--and of course--childless marriage. A former boxing champion, known to most as simply Champ, he now works in a hospital, doing a job most people despise him for. He is, like many others of his ilk, employed by the United States government; fully licensed and registered and carrying the badge to prove it. He doesn't relish his job but knows that it needs to be done and knows that he is the best one to do it. He is a Mother Puncher. A fair, firm and uncompromising Mother Puncher. Breeders beware.

    From Brian W. Aldiss' eerie look at a mysterious creature hidden for centuries, to S.P. Somtow's tale of passion and dismemberment in Thailand, to Katherine Dunn's examination of a bizarre affair -- here are spectacular Frankenstein stories transcending time and place. - Introduction and selected filmography by Leonard Wolf.- Featuring Kurt Vonnegut's classic story "Fortitude," plus tales by Brian W. Aldiss, Isaac Asimov, Loren D. Estleman, and Charles de Lint.- Originally released in trade paperback by Dell Publishing -- out of print for more than 5 years!CONTENTSIntroduction: The Lord's Apprentice (The Ultimate Frankenstein) - essay by Isaac AsimovNear-Flesh by Katherine DunnSummertime Was Nearly Over by Brian W. AldissThe Creature on the Couch by Michael BishopFortitude by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.Monsters of the Midway by Mike ResnickDreams by F. Paul WilsonEvil, Be My Good by Philip José FarmerA Writ of Habeas Corpus by Chelsea Quinn YarbroThe State Versus Adam Shelley by Benjamin M. SchutzChui Chai by S. P. SomtowI, Monster by Loren D. EstlemanThis Icy Region My Heart Encircles by Steve Rasnic Tem and Melanie TemMad at the Academy by Esther M. FriesnerLast Call for the Sons of Shock by David J. SchowVictor by Karen HaberPart Five by Garfield Reeves-StevensFrankie Baby by Joyce HarringtonPity the Monsters by Charles de LintThe Last Supper and a Falafel to Go by George Alec EffingerSelected Filmography (The Ultimate Frankenstein) by Leonard Wolf

    And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it's just Reginald's own further bad luck that he wakes up to discover he's become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever born, doomed to "heal" to his corpulent self for all of eternity.As Reginald struggles with the downsides of being a fat vampire -- too slow to catch people to feed on, mocked by those he tries to glamour, assaulted by his intended prey and left for undead -- he discovers in himself rare powers that few vampires have… and just in time too, because the Vampire Council might just want his head for being an inferior representative of their race. Fat Vampire is the story of an unlikely hero who, after having an imperfect eternity shoved into his grease-stained hands, must learn to turn the afterlife's lemons into tasty lemon danishes.

    . . A fat little mafioso is going to war--in the clean, well-mannered streets of Minneapolis . . . A Jewish boy watches with wonder the rise and fall of a Hebrew school rebel--and sees the sadness at the heart of his own family. . . . Welcome to the world of Ethan Coen, one half of the filmmaking team that has unleashed a visionary, brutal, and uproarious portrait of America in such screen classics as "Fargo" and "Raising Arizona." Now Ethan Coen translates that vision to the printed page--in fourteen keenly imagined, sharply etched short stories. Blending parody with pathos, making the heinous heartbreaking, Coen demonstrates his unique gift for stunningly inventive narrative, brutal irony, offbeat characters, and crackling dialogue, delivering everything you would expect from such an original imagination.