Janet Kagan was a unique voice in the business, bringing her witty sense of humor and refreshing outlook to stories that tackled political intrigue, murder mysteries, and ecological puzzles. Her stories are thought-provoking, often funny, and always entertaining.“Janet Kagan explores the interfaces of culture, language, intelligence, and what it means to be human.”—Sharon Lee and Steve Miller, coauthors of the best-selling Liaden Universe® series“An absolute delight.”—Mike ResnickAt the publisher's request, this title is sold without DRM (Digital Rights Management).

    (Don't pick up that raygun -- you don't know where it's been!) The moms of the galaxy finally get their due.1 • From Your Mouth to God's Ear • novelette by Ellen Guon24 • I Told You So • short story by Michael Scott42 • You Never Call • short story by Robert Asprin48 • A Mother's Lament • poem by Judith R. Conly49 • Your Face Will Freeze Like That • short story by Morgan Llywelyn63 • What's the Magic Word? • novelette by Jody Lynn Nye86 • Don't Go Out in Holy Underwear • novelette by Elizabeth Ann Scarborough111 • Would You? • short story by William R. Forstchen120 • Just Wait Until You Have Children of Your Own • short story by Esther M. Friesner139 • You'll Catch Your Death of Colds • short story by Bill Fawcett152 • The Golden Years • short story by Anne McCaffrey163 • Maureen Birnbaum Pokes an Eye Out • [Maureen Birnbaum] • short story by George Alec Effinger182 • Clean Up Your Room! • short story by Laura Anne Gilman201 • Return with Your Spacesuit, Or On It • short story by Christopher Stasheff and Eleanore Stasheff221 • Don't Go Near the Water • short story by Terri Beckett and Chris Power237 • Mother Knows Best • short story by Josepha Sherman248 • Accidents Don't Just Happen - They're Caused • novelette by Elizabeth Moon270 • The Starving Children on Mars • short story by Mike Resnick and Louise Rowder284 • Don't Put That in Your Mouth, You Don't Know Where It's Been • novelette by Diane Duane

    From Ursula K. Le Guin to Bruce Sterling, this collection is, simply put, essential reading for any serious fan of the genre. Groundbreaking classics and author masterworks abound in this collection, which includes Harlan Ellison's "Jeffty Is Five," a nostalgic tale about a boy who remains five years old -- a conduit to the 1940s world of comic books, candy bars, and serial radio shows -- while society keeps rolling on; and John Varley's "The Persistence of Vision," an unforgettable story about one man's experience in an isolated colony of deaf and blind people. George R. R. Martin's "The Way of Cross and Dragon" takes an unyielding look at the future of religion, and Octavia E. Butler's "Bloodchild" examines the symbiotic relationship between humans on a planet inhabited by sentient insectlike aliens. The Locus Awards, presented to winners of Locus magazine's annual readers' poll, are arguably as prestigious as the Hugo and Nebula because they are chosen by the people who really matter -- the readers. The 18 multi-award-winning stories included in this collection, all in chronological order, take the reader on a retrospective tour of the genre and its many evolutions. From Gene Wolfe's "The Death of Doctor Island" (1973) to Neil Gaiman's homage to Ray Bradbury in "October in the Chair" (2003), this is an absolutely monumental collection worth its weight in gold. Paul Goat Allen