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    In this book we will dive into the marvelous World of Blocks, which is a fun and strange place to be in, especially if you are a 12 year old Zombie attending the famous Academy of Zombies, trying to solve a mystery along the way.Plunge into this exciting story and see the world from a young Zombie’s perspective as he is learning more about Humans. Everyone thinks that the only thing Zombies are good at is walking slowly by dragging their feet, growling and scaring Humans – but Jake will prove you wrong – Zombies might not be very different from humans after all. Diary of a 6th grade Zombie is a must-read for any kid over 7 years old who loves Minecraft.

    

    This bird is doing things he should NOT be doing—although he denies all of it! Sammy eats things he's not supposed to eat and he touches things he's not supposed to touch. But every time, Sammy claims he "DIDN'T DO IT." Will Sammy eventually admit that he DID do it? Read the book to find out! About the Sammy Bird Series This is a picture book series about a quirky bird named Sammy and his amusing misadventures. Readers will discover that Sammy is a little red bird who has a BIG personality. The books in this series are humorous, engaging and sometimes deal with common childhood issues like bullying, fear of the dark, patience and friendship. The books are interactive and engages young readers to participate in the story. There are over 90 Books in the series and counting! From the Author I like to think of myself as a storyteller who brings families together through the medium of picture books. Whether it is between a parent or child or a grandparent and child. These stories are intended to be light-hearted and funny and most importantly the stories engage young readers to be a part of the story itself. My hope is that these books will help build upon a child's love for reading and allow families to laugh and enjoy spending time together. As a reader, you can look forward to many more adventures with this silly and fun-loving red bird! -V. Moua About the book: I am NOT a Bird! This is a read aloud kids book. The target age range audience is appropriate for preschool and young children who are at the following stages of reading: I can read level 1, I can read level 2, I can read level 3 and I can read level 4. This is a book that any child will love, especially at bedtime. It is suitable for parents to read to their children. Also, grandparents will enjoy reading this book to their grandchildren. This series is part of the short bedtime stories for kids. Read this children's book FREE as part of your PRIME or Kindle Unlimited membership!

    But I was raped. I didn’t care much about what happened to the guys who raped me. If they died, if they lived, it didn’t matter to me. All I feel now is anger.

    Benny Krupp. The book series won a Disney Adventures Kids' Choice Award in 2007. George and Harold - Two 4th grade pranksters, who are best friends and next-door neighbors. They started a comic book company called "Treehouse Comix Inc.," and every day at school they go to the secretary's office to make copies of their latest comic book and sell them on the playground. George is identified by his tie and flat top haircut, Harold is recognizable by his T-shirt and bad haircut, a gag that always starts every book.

    When jaspreet and Sameer meet on the edge of a cliff, they had one thing in mind, to end their lives. Could the two of them, both determined to commit suicide, end up saving each other? Himanshu goel's latest book is an emotional roller coaster ride. Written in the novel in verse format, the book is dedicated to the value of each human life penned in his unique poetry style.

    But what if school were fun - for you and your students? What would life be like if you felt excited about your lessons? Better yet, what if your students actually looked forward to your class every day? Yes! School can be simultaneously fun and educational. In fact, as Quinn Rollins explains in Play Like a PIRATE, when your class is engaging and entertaining, students are more likely to remember what they've learned. Invite kids to use their imaginations and help them create meaningful connections with your content by making play part of the learning experience. Play Like a Pirate shows you how! You'll learn: Why bringing passion to the classroom works - even if it isn't related to your subject. Why action figures, Hot Wheels, LEGO, and other toys belong in your classroom. Why comic books and graphic novels aren't "just for fun" How to use or create games that make content memorable all year long. In addition to insights that will help you remember why you became an educator in the first place, Play Like a Pirate includes practical strategies and QR code links to resources and templates that make it easy to integrate fun into your curriculum. Regardless of the grade level you teach, you'll find inspiration and ideas that will help you engage your students in unforgettable ways.

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    but he’s gone missing! Now it’s up to Alex to find him. Teaming up with a wacky old wizard called Abraham and a crew of the laziest sailors around, Alex must brave storms, creepers, zombies and much worse to find out what has happened to her best friend. But will she be able to survive this crazy adventure? When will Abraham stop talking to random objects? What is going on with the mysterious island? And why does Captain Cat Danger like cats so much? Find out the answer to these questions and more as Alex's journey leads her into the adventure of a lifetime! Danger! Excitement! But will she find Scotty? Great book for kids aged 7 to 12.

    Forced to play other competitors to survive, can they make it to the end?All your favorite characters are here, Notch, Herobrine, Captain Sparkles, Sky and a few new one's. All will battle for the ultimate title, but who will win?Book #1 in the exciting new Masters of Minecraft series - The Awakening, will keep you guessing the outcome.

    Styles’ fans won’t be mentally prepared for this tale! Cage Stryker was born to idyllic parents, Magnus, and Lala Stryker. Owners of a million-dollar estate, the couple makes sure that Cage and his four siblings want for nothing. For the most part Cage’s life is uneventful until he meets Darren “Onion” Walker and Nikki James. From day one the three are inseparable, down to hating and liking the same things. Their bond is made difficult when Nikki makes it known that she’s in love with Cage, while Onion wants her. When Tino and JoJo Ledger move into the prominent neighborhood, Cage is immediately drawn to their perverse nature, dismantling the trio altogether. One visit…two visits later, he stalks the Ledgers from afar and suddenly craves their way of life. Being the eldest, he doesn’t stop to think that his siblings are watching and mirroring his every move. After a while those who remember the good times often whisper, “It’s real sad what happened to ‘dem Stryker kids.” Suddenly one action snatches Cage and his family away from the storybook lifestyle they were accustomed, to what can only be described as hell on earth. Treason hits hard while taking all prisoners! A new era of storytelling begins.

    For a long time he's been hoping that he could get adopted by a nice human family one day. But when Zombie finally gets his wish, things quickly get out of control, and turn crazier, and funnier than everyone expects. What will you get when a 12 year old zombie goes to live with a human family? All kinds of hysterically ridiculous adventures, that's what! Want to know what kind of trouble Zombie gets into? Then Jump into This Hilarious Adventure Today! WARNING: This Book Will Cause Spontaneous Bursts of Uncontrollable Laughter Anywhere and Anytime. Not to Be Read in Quiet Places (Like the Library) or On the Toilet. From book: . . .But when you're a zombie, you have to get used to your body doing some weird things. Like one of the zombie kids I know has a really weird belly button. Actually, his belly button is a screw. The other zombie kids always ask him why he has a screw for a belly button. But he said that he really didn't know. So one time, we decided to get a screwdriver. And when we finally got the screw out, the weirdest thing happened. . . .His butt fell off. Get Your Copy Today! Kids age 8-12 will Laugh Their Heads Off while reading This Zany Comic Adventure. Perfect New Book Series to Bring the Gift of Laughter to Your 8-12 year old Son or Daughter. **Fully Illustrated with over 150 Pictures!** (A Non-Minecraft Book) Parents: This book is a must-read for children who love to laugh. Kids ages 8-12 can't wait to jump into to these adventures! Great Books for Kids age 9 12, also perfect kids epic books for ages 8, 9 , 10 , 11 , 12 and older. If you are looking for books for 8-12 year old boys and girls, these funny Zombie books are great to motivate your child to enjoy reading. What can we say? Kids love books about funny zombies!