Funny Science Fiction


Alex ShvartsmanShaenon Garrity - 2015
    Fiction by Hugo and Nebula award winners and nominees as well as talented newcomers. Stories were selected by the Unidentified Funny Objects series curator Alex Shvartsman.

Clarkesworld Magazine, Issue 115 (Clarkesworld Magazine, #115)


Neil ClarkeGarth Nix - 2016
    Wife. Ever.” by Neil Clarke

P.N. Elrod Lunch Time Reading Omnibus


P.N. Elrod - 2011
    Elrod's picked 15 of her favorite short works for this multi-genre collection spanning 15 years of publication.Also included is a never before published VAMPIRE FILES story, featuring her urban fantasy vampire PI, Jack Fleming!Each story has been polished afresh for this anthology, with pages of new material added.More information -- and previews of the stories! -- may be found at her website vampwriter-dot-com.Titles:1. A Night at the (Horse) Opera (Vampire Files, Fleming)2. The Breath of Bast (Vampire Files), Ecsott)3. Bossman (Original mystery, no vamps)4. Slaughter (Vampire Files, Fleming & Gordy)5. The Devil's Mark (Original historical vampire)6. You'll Catch Your Death (Vampire Files)7. Izzy's Shoe-In (Historical mystery introducing Izzy DeLeon, fearless girl reporter)8. The Quick Way Down (Vampire Files, Fleming and Gordy)9. The Scottish Ploy (Original romance/mystery)10. Grave-Robbed (Vampire Files, Fleming)11. The Company You Keep (Vampire Files, Gabriel Kroun)12. Death in Dover (Jonathan Barrett before he got vamped, historical mystery)13. Drawing Dead (ALL NEW VAMPIRE FILES, Fleming)14. King of Shreds and Patches (Hamlet from a different point of view, mystery)15. Fugitive (Science fiction/space opera)16. BONUS STORY! The Wind Breathes Cold (Quincey Morris: Vampire)

Uncanny Magazine Issue 29: July/August 2019


Lynne M. ThomasTim Pratt - 2019
    Featuring new fiction by Sarah Pinsker, Greg van Eekhout, Rachel Swirsky and P. H. Lee, Marie Brennan, A.C. Wise, and Maurice Broaddus. Reprinted fiction by Tim Pratt, essays by Aidan Moher, Tansy Rayner Roberts, Karlyn Ruth Meyer, Marissa Lingen, and Elsa Sjunneson-Henry, poetry by D.A. Xiaolin Spires, Alexandra Seidel, Cynthia So, and Betsy Aoki, interviews with Greg Van Eekhout and Maurice Broaddus by Caroline M. Yoachim, a cover by Julie Dillon, and an editorial by Lynne M. Thomas and Michael Damian Thomas.“The Blur in the Corner of Your Eye” by Sarah Pinsker“Big Box” by Greg van Eekhout“Compassionate Simulation” by Rachel Swirsky and P. H. Lee“On the Impurity of Dragon-kind” by Marie Brennan“How the Trick Is Done” by A.C. Wise“The Migration Suite: A Study in C Sharp Minor” by Maurice Broaddus“A Champion of Nigh-Space” by Tim Pratt“Was Trials of Mana Worth Growing Up For?” by Aidan Moher“The Gang’s All Here: Writing Lessons from The Good Place” by Tansy Rayner Roberts“The Better Place” by Karlyn Ruth Meyer“Beware the Lifeboat” by Marissa Lingen“Sir Elsa of Tortall, Knight of the Realm” by Elsa Sjunneson-Henry“capturing the mood” by D.A. Xiaolin Spires“Sing” by Alexandra Seidel“If Love Is Real, So Are Fairies” by Cynthia So“Buruburu” by Betsy Aoki

Clarkesworld Magazine, Issue 94


Neil ClarkeBen Fry - 2014
    K. Jemisin“Soul’s Bargain” by Juliette Wade“The Halfway House at the Heart of Darkness” by William Browning Spencer“Gold Mountain” by Chris RobersonNON-FICTION“The Issue of Gender in Genre Fiction: Publications from Slush” by Susan E. Connolly“The Issue of Gender in Genre Fiction: The Math Behind the Slush” by Susan E. Connolly“Annihilation, Authority, and Acceptance: An Interview with Jeff VanderMeer” by Ben Fry“Another Word: Reclaiming the Tie-In Novel” by James L. Sutter“Editor’s Desk: Adding Some Color” by Neil Clarke

Tales from Kingfountain, Muirwood, and Beyond: The Worlds of Jeff Wheeler


Jeff Wheeler - 2021
    

The Kid


N.C. Reed - 2014
    With snow on the ground, no skills, and not much more than the clothes on their backs, the group is in dire straits, and probably won't last out the coming night. Until, out of the falling snow, a lone figure approaches. Over the next few days their silent benefactor will keep them safe, fed, and warm, while helping them acquire the know how to care for themselves. The thing is, he's just a kid. . . .

Weird Tales: 101 Weird, Strange, and Supernatural Stories (Civitas Library Classics)


Various - 2012
    May of these stories are from the pages of Weird Tales and other classic magazines which brought the work of masters like H.P. Lovecraft, Seabury Quinn, Clark Ashton Smith, August Derleth, Robert E. Howard, and many others to the public. Includes an active table of contents.

The Dead Prince


Matthew Reilly - 2007
    Name of the Rose meets Basic Instinct in this old-world thriller.

Shooting Straight: Guns, Gays, God, and George Clooney


Piers Morgan - 2013
    Love him or hate him, it’s undeniable that Morgan is one of the most talked-about, controversial figures in the media today. From gun control and gay marriage to religion and pop icons, he tackles the hot-button topics head on. In Shooting Straight, he discusses candidly his refusal to bend to public pressure or political correctness, from his childhood in England to his career as a tabloid editor to his meteoric rise to fame in the United States. Offering an inside view of the real-time drama behind covering huge breaking news stories such as the killing of Osama bin Laden, Hurricane Sandy, and the massacre at Newtown, Morgan’s account is a riveting, no-holds-barred depiction of an adrenaline-fueled life anchoring a nightly news show in the world’s most ruthless, competitive, and pressurized media marketplace.Written in a compelling diary format, Shooting Straight provides a heartfelt account of Morgan’s extraordinary new life and his continuing love affair with America. Shocking, funny, and incisive, it proves once again why Piers Morgan has taken the world by storm.

A New Death: CJ's Story


Josh Vasquez - 2014
    Find out what happens to Josh's family when the zombie apocalypse shambles into Savannah, Georgia! Will thirteen year old CJ understand what is going on? Will he believe it? Will his family get out of the city alive? Added bonus! Two FREE chapters of A New Death included!

Asimov's Science Fiction, September/October 2017


Sheila WilliamsJames E. Gunn - 2017
    Garcia y Robertson"Books of the Risen Sea" by Suzanne PalmerShort Stories"Riding the Blue Line with Jack Kerouac" by Sandra McDonald"Disturbance in the Produce Aisle" by Kit Reed"Dead Men in Central City" by Carrie Vaughn"Arriving at Terminal: Xi's Story" by James Gunn"The Ganymede Gambit: Jan's Story" by James Gunn"Zigeuner" by Harry Turtledove"The Fourth Hill" by Dennis E. Staples"The Cabinet" by William Preston"An Incident in the Literary Life of Nathan Arkwright" by Allen M. Steele"Squamous and Eldritch Get a Yard Sale Bargain" by Tim McDaniel"First Contact" by Stuart GreenhousePoetry"Jump-Point Failure" by John Richard Trtek"Poaching Country" by Bethany Powell"Your Clone Finds Her Stray" by Robert Frazier"Locked in Amber" by Jane Yolen"X Marks the Spot" by Robert Borski"Sleeping Beauty Attains Bliss" by Leslie J. AndersonDepartments"Editorial: Thirty-First Annual Readers' Awards' Results" by Sheila Williams"Reflections: The Last Hittite" by Robert Silverberg"On the Net: Remembering Bertie!" by James Patrick Kelly"On Books: Outside America" by Norman Spinrad"SF Conventional Calendar" by Erwin S. StraussAsimov's Science Fiction, September/October 2017, Vol. 41, Nos. 9-10 (Whole Nos. 500-501)Sheila Williams, editorCover art by Cynthia Sheppard

Apex Magazine Issue 105, February 2018


Jason Sizemore - 2018
    New issues are released on the first Tuesday of every month. EDITORIAL Words from the Editor-in-Chief—Jason Sizemore FICTION A Witch's Guide to Escape: A Practical Compendium of Portal Fantasies — Alix Harrow Work, and Ye Shall Eat — Walker McKnight Ghost Marriage — P. Djeli Clark Excerpt: Return to the Lost Level — Brian Keene NONFICTION Interview with Alix Harrow — Andrea Johnson Interview with Cover Artist Justin Adams — Russell Dickerson A Discussion with Tal M. Klein, Author of The Punch Escrow — Lesley Conner COLUMNS Between the Lines with Laura Zats and Erik Hane Page Advice with Mallory O'Meara and Brea Grant

I, Zombie


Nick Spalding - 2011
    I, Zombie is a comedy horror short story from Nick Spalding (writing as Clive Bonnet) about the thinking dead! It is featured in his fantasy novel "The Cornerstone".

It Was You Who Made My Blue Eyes Blue


Scott Alexander - 2015
    This plant is used exclusively to comply with the extremely complicated ritual laws set down in the Tablets of Enku.