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Dirty Barry


Mark Farrer - 2020
     Barry Sullivan is a sordid dentist who resorts to blackmail to keep his string of married women compliant. But now Cullen has toothache - and a very different interpretation of the dental code of practice. The Tartan Hiaasen strikes again with another tale which roars along - and which will have you roaring along with it. This laugh-out-loud novella is a prequel to the highly entertaining CULLEN series of full-length novels.

Sheet Music: The Chronicles of Narnia - Prince Caspian


Harry Gregson-Williams - 2008
    All nine songs from the soundtrack to the fantasy film follow-up to The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe, featuring music from composer Harry Gregson-Williams, as well as Regina Spektor ("The Call") and Switchfoot ("This Is Home"). Also features great full-color scenes from the film. Includes: Arrival at Aslan's How * A Dance 'Round the Memory Tree * The Door in the Air * Journey to the How * The Kings and Queens of Old * Lucy * Return of the Lion.

Billionaire Ever After: The Wulf and Rae Epilogues: Short Stories and Novellas (Billionaires in Disguise: Rae Book 2)


Blair Babylon - 2018
    . . ever . . . after.” Readers: “And then what happened?” Author: “But, at the end of Billionaires in Disguise: Rae, Wulf and Rae are engaged, and they’re going to be married the next morning, and if you notice, she’s pregnant. That’s the end of the story.” Readers: “And then what happened?” Author: “Well, okay, you can kind of see where their story goes in these other short stories and subplots in these other books, so if you just follow me—” Readers: “AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED?” Author: “Um, okay? Here it is all in one book? Are we good now?” Readers: “Better.” Finally, due to readers’ demand, here are all the epilogues, short stories, and interval scenes involving Wulf and Rae that come after Billionaires in Disguise: Rae. Consider it Wulf and Rae: Volume Two. While this is an anthology of short stories and novellas, it is as long as an average novel. The epilogues and stories, put together, are 55,000 words, which is about 340 pages in paperback. Happy reading! Includes: Introduction from the Author Epilogue I (short story) Epilogue II (short story) In Paris (Interval Scenes) (short story) Skiing in June (A Rae and Wulf Story) (novella) Kidnapped (A Rae and Wulf Story) (novella) Rae and Wulf: At the Hospital (Interval Scenes) (short story) Montreux (A Rae and Wulf Story) (novella) Keep Dreaming (short story)

Time Game


E.B. Brown - 2015
     When he made the choice to save two lives in 11th century Vinland, Tate had no idea his decision would create a rift that must be fixed. With one more mission to Vinland, Tate could erase all that had happened – yet how could he erase the son he loved more than his own life? Will he correct the mistakes he made? Or will the rift haunt Tate forever?

Society for Paranormals: The Complete 10 Book Supernatural Cozy Mystery Series


Vered Ehsani - 2020
    

Going Postal


Stephan Jaramillo - 1997
    He's similar - in name only - to the actor who used to play Hercules. He's the son of a postman who's been losing it for decades. He's got a girlfriend he's not so sure about, a demeaning job at BagelWorks, and a crappy car. Things are not going well for Steve. He just went home for his sister's wedding (to another postman) and hates his family more than ever. His Dad just gave him a gun, and he doesn't know who to shoot first. His girlfriend just dumped him (now he's sure), he just lost his demeaning job, and his car still stinks. What's a jobless, dreamless, girl-less twentynothing to do? Scam money off his deaf grandmother. Drink before noon with his equally pathetic friends. Keep the gun. And try to keep from Going Postal.

I Fish; Therefore, I Am: And Other Observations; Three Bestselling Works Complete in One Volume; A Fine and Pleasant Misery, Never Sniff a Gift Fish, They Shoot Canoes, Don't They?


Patrick F. McManus - 1995
    Containing over 80 slice-of-life stories by a bestselling outdoor humorist, this collection brings together for the first time three works by McManus: A Fine and Pleasant Misery, Never Sniff a Gift Fish, and They Shoot Canoes, Don't They?.

Office Wars: The Mailroom Clerk


James G. Patton - 2017
    He sleeps in a real bed and eats real food and only jumps into Neuroma to work. All he wanted was to log in, work and log out and live in general obscurity. Getting the attention of a CEO, meeting a stranger in real life, and forced to play in a secret game of corporations were not penciled into his calendar. While that was bad, he started to question whether Odditek was still in control, or had their complacency created the noose tightening around their neck. Bran was not yet aware of the choice before him. He could no longer stand back and watch, and he had to pick a side and fight before he lost the ability to choose. Would he recognize the inevitable in time? Was it possible to make a ‘correct’ choice, or had the lines blurred so much that hero and villain were indistinguishable? This novel is part of an Odditek series and is a LitRPG novel. I realize it’s the first Odditek series, but more are coming. This series started as a companion series to a book called Lantern Online. I wanted a way to build up the world as it now exists, and to explain what Odditek is. Neuroma and Nerves are mentioned in Lantern Online, and I felt all that information was taking away from my story and is mostly not relevant, but good to know information. I took a lot of it out and added it to this series. Anyway, out of that came Office Wars. I hope it's different than most LitRPG you will read, and brings another dimension to the genre. Explicit language! I will not lie, there is a satirical nature to this story, and a lot of the language and scenarios are morally questionable on purpose. In this story and I use a lot of curse words and controversial commentary. Just look on Facebook or any half a dozen social media sites, and you will see similar language, conversations, and other nonsense. If we all moved into a digital world, this is how I view that world.

Return to Cedar Hill


Jacie Middlemann - 2013
    The city nestled along the Mighty Mississippi. She returns to Burlington. The solitude she desires as she restores her grandmother's small house isn't turning out to be all she hoped for. Before she knows it her cousin Casey is at the door desperate to find refuge from a high pressure job she can no longer sell her soul for. Together the two discover long hidden answers to old family mysteries as they also seek the answers to the sudden changes in their lives. But it is Mary's unanticipated ownership of the family ancestral white elephant that brings family members unexpectedly to her door in the middle of the night. Before long, the small house is once again crowded with family. From her Aunt Charlie who longs to be free of the cloistering concern of her grown children to nineteen year old Mallie who dreams of something different than what her parents dream of for her. Return to Cedar Hill, first in the Hills of Burlington books, brings six women together, family and friends, each at a crossroad in their lives, and searching for something they've not yet found.

The Sum of All Magic (Dragon’s Daughter Book 6)


Kevin McLaughlin - 2021
    

Northern Realm Royal Bears Shfter Box Set


Lisa Daniels - 2020
    Trust is for fools, but from the first dayI’ve wanted to trust him.Usually, a handsome or beautiful face only leads to pain.But Adrik is not like anyone I’ve ever known.Not only is he a bear shifter,He is sweet, kind, and caring.He is everything that my family is not.I’m not sure if I can accept that he cares about me,But I know that I want to believe it.This Box Set Includes:Northern Realm Royal Bears PrequelFavina's Royal RansomDevora's Royal RansomIlya's Royal RansomMyra's Royal Ransom

Teriel: The Warrior's Stone


Per Inge Sælid - 2016
    In the midst of the darkness, a glimmer of hope is about to appear in the most unlikely of places: deep in the caves under Mount Horgathe. Destiny has chosen a 15-year-old slave, born and raised in a mine, to fight for his people's freedom. The young man's name is Teriel.

Necro Mage


Robyn Wideman - 2019
    Lady Avera tasks Kiana Clairmont with a quest to see if Quinton can be brought back to life by harnessing the powers of a necromance. The problem is there are no necromancers in Solotine. Kiana must embark on a dangerous journey to take Quinton's body to find a necromance, but new enemies will stop at nothing to prevent her from bringing Quinton back to life. STONEBLOOD SAGA Book 6.5 This is a 30,000 word sword and sorcery Novella filled with action, adventure, and magic.

The Returned Dragon (Cycle of Dragons Book 6)


Dan Michaelson - 2022
    

Magic the Gathering Strategy and Deck Building Tips: A Complete Guide to Building a Magic Deck that Wins!


James Davis - 2013
    At its core it’s a game of strategy, planning and execution. If you’re deck is weak in strategy and you haven’t planned correctly you’ll never be able to execute a good game.If you’re reading this book, then you’ve taken it upon yourself to learn exactly how to become a better player by learning Magic the Gathering strategy. And, by the end you will be.In this book you’ll discover Magic the Gathering deck building tips and tricks that pro players use to build competitive decks. Through a specific set of strategies, that anyone can learn, you’ll soon be able to increase your chances of winning. Guaranteed.Throughout each chapter, you’ll learn key strategies that you can instantly use to build a better, more competitive deck. If you’re looking to take your Magic the Gathering deck building skills to the next level, then this book is perfect for you. If you want to become a great Magic the Gathering player and learn the art of building a magic deck that rivals the most competitive opponent, then grab your copy today. The key strategies await you. Inside You’ll Discover - How to craft the optimal size deck- How much mana you should really include in your deck to harness the best advantage- What a mana curve is and why it so important to winning the game- A proven card selection strategy that increases your odds of drawing a great hand- Ways to construct a deck around key cards that can generate a win- Tips on developing a winning strategy for any type of deck- How a deck theme can work to your advantage and help you dominate your opponent- A break down of what exactly makes up a good card with numerous examples of good cards versus bad cards- Crucial game play tips you must consider if you want to win the game- And so much more!Grab your copy of this Magic the Gathering deck building and strategy guide today and instantly be on your way to winning more games! If you're an Amazon Prime member you can borrow this book for FREE!