The Xenophobe's Guide to the Swedes


Peter Berlin - 1994
    Frank, irreverent, funny--almost guaranteed to cure Xenophobia.

Xenophobe's Guide to the Greeks


Alexandra Fiada - 1995
    They exhibit an extreme passion for freedom of choice—which has turned law circumvention into an art and has made them incapable of comprehending words like “discipline,” “co-ordination,” or “system.” There's no such thing as a meek GreekA Greek cannot talk unless he has his hands free, and a soft-spoken Greek is one who can be heard only as far as across the street. Two Greeks having an amiable conversation sound as if they are ready to murder each other, and a party of exuberant Greeks having a good time could be described as a pack of hounds that has just sighted the fox. Free spiritsMercurial in the extreme, the Greeks' temperament flourishes uninhibited throughout their waking hours. This is probably why the ancient sages saw fit to carve their maxims “Nothing in excess” and “Know thyself” on the portals of the Delphic Oracle, in an attempt to persuade their fellow Greeks to curb their emotions. They were not heeded then any more than they are now. How much does a Greek urn?In general, Greeks believe in free trade, fair dealing, and keeping one's word. They are quick at grasping (and inventing) complicated business and financial arrangements and they are past masters in acting as middlemen—which means that they are paid by both parties while risking nothing themselves.

The Xenophobe's Guide to the Poles


Ewa Lipniacka - 1994
    Frank, irreverent, funny--almost guaranteed to cure Xenophobia.

The Xenophobe's Guide to the Italians


Martin Solly - 1995
    Frank, irreverent, funny--almost guaranteed to cure Xenophobia.

Xenophobe's Guide to the Austrians


Louis James - 2000
    He is attached to his sausage, his insipid beer, and the young white wine that tastes so remarkably like iron filings. He prefers the familiar, tried, and tested to the novelty, the latter almost certainly being an attempt by persons unknown to make money at his expense. Kitschy, kitschy, kooHome life for the Austrians is a never-ending quest for Gemütlichkeit or coziness, which is achieved by accumulating objects that run the gamut from the pleasingly aesthetic to the mind-blowingly kitsch. Austrian autonomyIn Austria detonating pretension is a national pastime. It has to do with attitudes to power that date back to an absolutist form of government and with the self-irony developed by people who were (or thought they were) more talented than the authority to which they had to defer. A grave issueThe paradoxical character of the Austrian mingles profoundly conservative attitudes with a flair for innovation and invention. This creative tension usually takes the form of official obstructionism to good ideas, but sometimes the other way round. For example, the population were outraged by Josef II's attempt to make them adopt reusable coffins with flaps on the underside for dropping out the corpses. (The Emperor was forced to retreat, grumbling as he did so about the people's wasteful attitude.)

Xenophobe's Guide to the Finns


Tarja Moles - 2011
     This guide to understanding the Finns explores their national characteristics with humor and style.

Xenophobe's Guide to the Scots


David Ross - 1999
    Their reserve is not a defense against the rest of the world: it is a protective cover, like the lid of a nuclear reactor. Rob joyCalvinism is still deeply ingrained in the Scottish soul. A Scottish poet, overcome by the joy of sunshine and blue sky, once cried out what a fine day it was. The woman to whom he spoke replied, “We'll pay for it, we'll pay for it.” Cunning and cleverThe Scots respect cleverness and like to feel that they possess plenty of it themselves. In Scotland there is nothing wrong with being clever, so long as you show it by words or actions, rather than by bragging. You don't have to hide it. To say of someone that “he has a good conceit of himself” is neither praise nor blame, just a statement of fact.

The Xenophobe's Guide to the Danes


Helen Dyrbye - 1998
    Frank, irreverent, funny--almost guaranteed to cure Xenophobia.

The Xenophobe's Guide to the Russians


Vladimir Zhelvis - 1995
    Frank, irreverent, funny--almost guaranteed to cure Xenophobia.

The Xenophobe's Guide to the Germans


Stefan Zeidenitz - 1994
    Frank, irreverent, funny--almost guaranteed to cure Xenophobia.

The Xenophobe's Guide to the Japanese


Sahoko Kaji - 1993
    Frank, irreverent, funny--almost guaranteed to cure Xenophobia.

The Xenophobe's Guide to the Belgians


Antony Mason - 1994
    The guides try to explain why things are done the way they are,and they try to allay the feelings of trepidation with which the xenophobe approaches new territory. This particular book looks at the Belgians.

The Xenophobe's Guide to the Aussies


Ken Hunt - 1995
    The first word between two lovers in the morning is "G'day." The other main greeting would have to be "G'day mate." The reason why this brief greeting has such universal acceptance is simple: it's the flies. The longer your mouth is open the more flies that can crawl in.'

The Little Book of Icelandic: On the idiosyncrasies, delights and sheer tyranny of the Icelandic language


Alda Sigmundsdóttir - 2016
    In this book, Alda Sigmundsdóttir looks at the Icelandic language with wit and humour, and how it reflects the heart and soul of the Icelandic people and their culture. Many of the Icelanders' idioms and proverbs, their meaning and origins, are discussed, as is the Icelanders' love for their language and their attempts to keep it pure through the ongoing construction of new words and terminology. There is a section on Icelandic curse words as well as Icelandic slang, which is mostly derived from English. Throughout, this book deconstructs Icelandic vocabulary, and the often-hilarious, almost naive, ways in which words are made. This is a must-read book for anyone interested in the Icelandic people, their culture - and of course their language.

The Xenophobe's Guide to the Spanish


Drew Launay - 1995
    Frank, irreverent, funny--almost guaranteed to cure Xenophobia.