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    His job bores him and his love is unrequited. Very few people pay attention to Michael, and that suits him fine. Then one day, he finds himself the winner of the largest lottery in the history of Europe – €190,000,000! Under the weight of his new found wealth and fame, Michael’s life spirals out of control until he is forced to make a decision. A decision that will capture the imagination of the entire world…

    Tired, jaded, and frustrated, Benz storms out of the bank and into the broad chest of Malachi. With no knowledge of Benz, or her situation, Malachi hands Benz enough money to pay her bills for the month and have some left over. The second time Benz saw Malachi it was after hearing shots fired in the Kroger parking lot – when he jumps into her car, points a gun to her head, and tells her to drive! When Malachi is accused of killing a cop, his only hope is to flee Memphis while his Lawyer pleads his case. Because he helped her out, Benz saw this as the perfect opportunity to return the favor. Food? Sure. Shelter? Fine. Go on the run with you? No – wait, okay. Okay? Benz can’t believe the hold Malachi has on her. She knows little to nothing about this man; yet she’s putting her life and freedom in jeopardy just to be with him. As if that isn’t a big enough burden to carry on their shoulders, they have to deal with lingering exes that won’t catch the hint that they’ve moved on. Landen and Porsha join forces to find Malachi and Benz before the police do. Will Malachi and Benz make it to Cuba and live happily ever after? Will they be found by the police and face prison time or even death? Or, will Landen and Porsha find them and lay claim to their hearts and break up their union before it really even starts? Read His Piece of Peace now to find out!

    to a major scandal, they are desperate to show they’ve reformed. Who better to present their redemption to the world than a country vicar with a reputation for being annoyingly good? Reverend Tom Goodman is ousted from his job as a country vicar for allowing a homeless family to stay in the church hall. Meanwhile, a major bank is trying to rescue its image after the latest in a long string of financial scandals. It seems like the perfect match and Goodman is hastily appointed as the bank’s new C.E.O. All they have to do now, is promote him as the new face of Shadeys Bank whilst at the same time, keeping him away from the day-to-day business of dubious banking. However, Tom Goodman has other ideas. He’s not going to be satisfied with being used as an empty puppet for a PR stunt. Unfortunately for Shadeys, Tom is planning on actually making a difference. And so begins an epic battle of wills. The might of a multi-billion pound bank versus a seemingly naïve country vicar. No contest. “Yes Minister meets The Vicar of Dibley.”

    He is a lawyer aspiring to become the youngest MLA of Telangana state and comes from a messed-up family, or so he believes.Yashika- 23, tall, fair and beautiful. She is a doctor from Coorg, the land of sophistication and perfection. What more, the same is reflected in her work and her presence.Both are strong, bold, and capable in their own ways, yet vulnerable to each other. Coming from distinguished backgrounds and yet two ordinary people when it comes to love and their emotions. They both believe in the same and even share their dream; still, they are two worlds apart.He has everything that he could ask for in life, even the love of his family by the grace of God. But…She has a loving father, a coffee estate to look after, a degree to fulfil her dream to become an Obstetrician. But…Yadnya and Yashika first met in their childhood and then parted ways three times. Already. But fate keeps bringing them together. And it did yet again.But the question is, will they be together for good this time or will they part again, God forbid, for good?It’s a heartbreaking story of love and loss that ends with a dream and rekindles hope and faith in life and relationship.This book also explores the many facets of relationships that are not shallow.An emotionally gripping read with a satisfying ending.This Valentina’s season, gift this heart-wrenching romance book to your love and feel the beautiful and growing pain along!Written in lucid, crisp and elegant language, it is a love story that will stay with you for a long time.Every sentence in the book tells a tale! No boring fluff! No dragging middle!

    Gamers from all over the world poured months of their lives into Minecraft, figuring out its mechanics, critters, blocks and items. This handbook is written by one such gamer, who was fascinated by this blocky world and wanted to know everything about it. I ventured out into the wilderness and came back a different man. I had adventures, experienced thrills, made new friends, charted the unknown and braved dangers. And now, I wrote this handbook in which I’ll share Minecraft’s best kept secrets with you. I hope you enjoy them and may your pickaxe never break.

    In this Minecraft Traps book you will find - 1) TRAPS FOR KILLING MONSTERS AND PLAYERS 2) Home Defense 3) Fun with TNT 4) TRAPPING FELLOW PLAYERS 5) Curiosity Killed the Cat 6) Killer Greed 7) MISCELLANEOUS MEANNESS 8) TECHNOLOGICAL TRAPS 9) PvP Aggression

    The profession requires cops to see people at their worst. They see death, tragedy, crime, and despair on a daily basis. The very nature of the tasks cops perform and the things cops see skews their sense of humor. Sometimes, a sense of humor is the only defense mechanism in a police officer's tool box. Stripped of the ability to laugh, or forced to be politically correct in a politically incorrect work environment can be hazardous to one's health. Coping becomes an essential component of a police officer's arsenal. One of the primary coping mechanisms utilized by cops is humor. A cop can find something funny about almost anything, regardless of how tragic the circumstances. Dark humor involves making light of a serious, disturbing or taboo subject matter. It is sometimes viewed as morbid, cruel, offensive, and graphic in nature and is yet, still found funny. This is the story of the author's twenty-year police career with the New York City Transit Police and NYPD as he worked with some of New York City's darkest knights - those cops who did and said the funniest things under the most difficult circumstances.

    He hung the wet clothes on the line outside, And brought them in as soon as they dried. His clothes were ironed and ready to wear, Even mittens and socks got his special care.

    He’s tightly wound, in complete control, and by the book. That makes him a great CEO... at a cost.He could have his pick of the many beautiful women who throw themselves at him. But there’s no room in his life for a girlfriend, let alone love. For him, relationships are physical and fleeting.That is, until a shared tragedy reunites him with landscape photographer Savannah Morrissette. She’s different. Gorgeous? Check. Sexy? Check. But she’s got a sassy edge to her super laid-back vibe. And that makes her so damned irresistible.When Zander learns Savannah is blocking the biggest deal of his career, he’s determined to make her see things his way. But she’s no pushover. He must find a way to work with her as their attraction—and temptation—escalate to a feverish pitch. They say mixing business with pleasure is never a good idea. But how can it be wrong if it feels so right?

    Launching a newbie into the Indian matrimonial scene is likeintroducing a new iPhone in an already saturated market – has to be sleek,overflowing with catchy features, and better than the already available versions.So when twenty-five-year-old Nitya Trivedi is forced into it by her ever soenthusiastic mother and pestering relatives, she hardly knows what she hasbargained for.In her journey to find her soul-mate (??!!), she becomes Dollarkumar’sPoundkumari, ends up fasting on party days to make peace with her horrorscope,attends hilarious ‘arranged’ meetings through various matchmakingportals and people – all under the nose of her extremely evil, but deliciouslydebonair boss Rudra Desai.With besties tying the knot and cousins ‘stealing’ prospective grooms…wonderhow Nitya’s mother will find the perfect match for her only daughter.But as always, love will find a way in the midst of The Shaadi Brouhaha..

    If nothing else, at least you’ll find out why society has an upset stomach these days.Raw, relatable, powerful, often times uncomfortable, Rescued By A Feminist will make you question your prejudices and shatter your preconceived notions.“In a parallel universe where Cinderella was an independent and outspoken woman, who neither came home before midnight nor needed a fairy godmother... maybe Prince Charming was Rescued By A Feminist.”

    and he certainly doesn't forgive. Can Nathan and Gemma's marriage survive the mob boss's return? Nathan has tried to be a changed man for Gemma after they escaped gangster Alfie's clutches, but it doesn't take long for him to give into temptation... and now Alfie's back to get what's his. Alfie doesn't like losing. The gangster has been biding his time ever since Nathan and Gemma escaped his clutches, but he's determined to collect his debt now. It helps that he knows about Gemma's big secret... Gemma's been hiding something life-changing from her husband while they've been on the run. But now Alfie's back in town, her lies could cost her Nathan... and her son.

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    He grows up in a world dominated by villagers/humans and has to attend school with them. There are ups and downs but in the end the enderman creates his own success! Read a story about the struggle of being an enderman! It really warms the heart. I hope you enjoy a story for all ages! KINDLE UNLIMITED MEMBERS READ FREE Tags: Minecraft, minecraft comics, minecraft game, minecraft games, minecraft xbox, minecraft magazine, minecraft secrets, minecraft revenge, minecraft mobs, free minecraft books, Minecraft stories, Minecraft Survival Guide, Minecraft redstone handbook, Minecraft combat, Minecraft building guide, computer games Humor & Entertainment Entertainment & Games Games & Strategy Guides Children's Nonfiction Games Minecraft, minecraft stories