"The adventures along the way aren't written in stone." Whether you've caught 'em all or are merely a champ in the making, all Pokemon trainers have something yet to learn on their journey to being the very best. Featuring fun and inspiring quotes from the beloved television show, The Official Pokemon Book of Joy is full of wise words on friendship, courage, and dedication from battle-tested friends and foes. With past Pokemon Masters as your guide, your very own adventure is about to unfold!"We do have a lot in common. The same air, the same Earth, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different, . . . well, who knows?"

     Nick is a shy, antisocial eighteen year old who wasn't sure what he wanted until he peeked at something he wasn't supposed to see. Now his imagination is running wild about what it would be like to be controlled by the man of the house, Stan. Ashamed of his feelings, but unable to turn them off, his relationship with Stan might be at risk if he can't open up and admit how he feels. Stan loves Nick more than anything in the world, but can't fathom why their usually close connection is starting to fall apart. The reason becomes clear when he catches Nick red-handed, and learns just what sorts of thoughts have been churning in that fertile imagination. In an effort to show Nick how far he will go to save their relationship, Stan takes his troubled brat on a camping trip where they will both get far more than they bargained for. It’s a dirty, sexy, sweet, sweaty ride that'll leave you begging for more - just like Nick!

    It means feeling the crippling fear and getting past it because love is stronger than fear. It's the most powerful force in the world."Stuck in the middle of a mess she can't escape and confused about who to trust as friends are revealed as enemies and those she fears turn into potential allies, Amanda could use the comfort and support of her big sister and Trey more than ever.But when the danger becomes deadly and it's unclear if any of them will survive, Amanda is left to do something she never thought possible - save herself and the people she loves. On her own.New York Times and USA Today Bestselling author Clara Bayard presents the final installment of her steamy and thrilling new adult romantic suspense novella serial.Books in this SerialHELP METRUST METAKE MEMAKE MESAVE ME

    However, the night before his hopeless bout, a mysterious hermit grants Allen a button that will give him one hundred million years to train in an alternate reality when pressed. Allen not only gladly accepts the offer but also goes back for seconds, thirds, tenths even! With over a billion years of straight practice under his belt, the world is about to see what the “Reject Swordsman” can really do!

    Collects the long out-of-print first eleven issues of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, along with four one-shots featuring each of the turtles, The Fugitoid #1 and additional extras.

    Maybe he overslept a little too long. Once, he was a great champion and general in the demonic empire that ruled the world. Now, he's been erased from history.He'll need to remind the world of the price of forgetfulness.Now is the time to build his own empire, as the ancient powers of his time are long gone. Rys has an archipelago to conquer, women interested in extending their bloodline with him, and a mysterious labyrinth that holds the secret to why he was sealed away to begin with.But a contract with Hell is eternal. His old employers want to turn him into their pawn, and Rys must become powerful enough to remain free.That's not a short to-do list. But half the fun of taking over the world is the challenge. Demon's Throne is an empire-building series with violence, harem/undefined relationships, beast girls, and scenes that don't fade to black. Consider yourself warned.

    It is also wildly inappropriate for young children. Parents: Consider yourselves warned! "This book is disgusting, I want nothing to do with it." -- my son's sixth grade teacher. "You ought to be ashamed of yourself." -- old lady in parking lot. "Don't use your name and don't tell any of my friends." -- my mother. "..." -- twelve-year-old boy. (He couldn't speak. He was too busy laughing.)

    Entering a world of mysterious powers and nightmarish consequences, Chris realizes the secret belief of every teenage boy- that his wang has the power to change the world. The Monkey's Penis is the third installment in the terrifying Shingles series, and once again readers with weak hearts or bladders are advised to read on at their own risk...

    The mythical warrior Beowulf. A harem of hot warrior women and monster girls. Joining forces to take down the bad guys in modern-day Los Angeles. Wait. What? Adam Fraser's coming home from an unsuccessful movie pitch when he nearly collides with Beowulf and a duo of powerful warrior women who’ve been catapulted forward in time by an evil alchemist named Mossheart. Realizing that each can help the other, they set off on an epic journey across Hollywood to track down the alchemist before he accomplishes his ultimate goal: the resurrection of the monster Grendel. What could go wrong? Lots. Tons. A crapload of things could and do go wrong, but along the way, Adam builds his harem, grows in strength and skills, gathers material for an incredible movie, and discovers how to defeat villains and become an expert um…swordsman. Warning: would it surprise you to learn that this book’s intended for those over the age of 18 who like fresh takes on old stories, sexy monster women, shapeshifters, adrenaline-fueled action, cool snarky characters, and lots of haremy (yes, that’s a real word) adult situations? Probably not, so if you like those things, and I’m guessing you do, come and get swung with The Swordsman!

    Now Stewie--a true baby genius and the most popular of the Griffen clan--speaks out. Having been hell bent on achieving world domination ever since he escaped the cursed ovarian Bastille he was incarcerated in for nine grueling months, he has finally decided that in order to rule the world we live in one must first understand it. Herewith are his musings on family, love, parenting, preschool, work, pop culture, politics and more. If only we knew then what Stewie knows now, adults everywhere could have defeated their mother's matriarchal tyranny and toppled the "gynocracy" she ruled over . . .and god knows what else This book is for the insufferable child in us all, eager to buck the ways of the old guard or just eager for a laugh.

    Everything changes when he's given an invitation to a virtual reality multiplayer role-playing game called "Venus Online." Once inside, he discovers he can't leave the game until he's solved its mysteries. Then again, when he's flying a cool spaceship, fighting evil aliens, and loving hot women, does he really want to leave? This is a sci-fi LitRPG harem series that contains video game violence, strong language, and explicit sexual situations with multiple women (both robots and aliens). Reader discretion is advised unless you're into that sort of thing. Also, please be aware this is NOT a standalone story, but only part one of a two-part story. If you're looking for both in one novel, go here: amazon.com/dp/B07DBLRDYW

    These people are known as alchemists. The basic law of alchemy states that to gain something you have to sacrifice something of the same value; Edward Elric found this out the hard way, a dangerous ritual costing him his leg and almost the life of his brother, Alphonse. As a result of their risk, the two chose to embark on a journey to find the Philosopher's Stone, which is said to amplify the powers of an alchemist... and it could possibly be the answer to all of their problems.

    What do you do when someone's sold more comedy recordings than any other artist in history? How do you commemorate over three decades' worth of live concerts and groundbreaking music videos? And what's a fitting way to celebrate a slew of Grammy-award-winning albums and singles of brilliant satire? You write a book - a big, fat, career retrospective book, that's what!This comprehensive illustrated tribute to the undisputed king of pop-culture parody, "Weird Al" Yankovic, covers his songs, videos, performances, and life story in words and pictures, including phot captions, tweets, lists and an introduction by the man himself.Weird Al: The Book is the fitting companion piece to an extraordinary career.

    Gary Handler has issues. His boss hates him, his mother hounds him, and his cat thinks he’s an idiot. But that’s okay because Gary’s got the perfect solution to all of life’s troubles: a porn site subscription and his right hand.Sadly, all habits grow old, even the fun ones. Gary soon finds himself at the doorstep of a creepy old pawn shop where he buys a used adult novelty toy to spice up his one-man sex life.Pity for him that it’s cursed by the angry spirits of all the “kids” he’s flushed down the toilet. Needless to say, hairy palms are about to become the least of his worries.----------Jack on, jack off ... with the Jacklight in book 2 of Shingles, the horror comedy series that’s not for those with faint hearts or weak bladders.

    Ask DMB devotees and they’ll happily tell you tales of amazing sold-out summer shows, the stunning venues they’ve seen the band play all around the world, classic live show recordings . . . and memories of good times with great friends, old and new. For hundreds of thousands of people, affection for DMB goes far beyond simple fan adulation—it’s a way of life. Journalist (and fan) Nikki Van Noy bridges the gap between the band and their followers, looking at the DMB phenomenon from all perspectives—including interviews with the band, Charlottesville insiders who knew them in the early days, and, of course, the DMB fans who witnessed it all. This lively, insider book offers insights into: • The beginnings of the band in Charlottesville, VA—which gave rise to the culture of taping and trading live shows, and the early online networking that laid the groundwork for their later explosive success. • The heady success of their first several albums—when the small “club” of DMB fans suddenly became a lot less exclusive. • Their creative misfires in the early 2000s—including the leaked Lillywhite Sessions. • The crushing sudden loss of saxophonist LeRoi Moore—and how the band emerged stronger than ever. A chronicle of the live Dave Matthews Band experience and what it means to be a part of it, So Much to Say is a comprehensive biography of this incredible group and the fans who helped them achieve such enduring success.