There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, "I need to poop". "Okay, Rebecca replied, "I like poop". Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca's boobs, looking like a weiner...."Why are we here?", Douglas cried as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip, it was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all.The peepee got on the woman's leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs.And so when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt.And the poop and the pee lived happily ever after.

    Not me going to college, not other boys I’d meet along the way, and not the fact that we were never meant to be together. Nothing could stop us—except for ourselves. Because my stepbrother had been my first everything, but he could never be my last.When I left for college, my entire world opened up—but I couldn’t seem to forget what I’d left behind. Just because I was four hours away, though, didn’t mean Adrian couldn’t get me to do what he wanted…even if what he wanted me to do—or who—was beyond my wildest imagination. Stepbrother's Rules #3 is a forbidden erotic short story that can be read as a standalone, but it's recommended that you start with Forbidden Firsts #1. Intended for readers 18 & over. 11,000 words.

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    What better way to spend his time than at the newly opened amusement park called Joyland. But the park's designer pride and joy is his "House of Darkness". A haunted house that reminds Queen of the set of Dr. Caligari. But what terror does the darkness hold? Ellery Queen and Djuna is about to find out!

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