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    She found solace in her work instead, a start-up company forged in the name of helping people like her obtain artificial limbs that could give them a shot at a normal life—or something close to it. Then Carter Murphy walks into her life. Tall, dark, and English, he sweeps her up like a whirlwind, demolishing the walls she’s worked so hard to put up and shaking her to her very core. But as her head spins, it becomes clear that not everything is as it seems—especially Carter. A dark, dangerous secret threatens to tear them apart, a sin so great there just may be no coming back… for either of them. Can Emily escape her past and find a future with Carter, or will she succumb to the pain and doubt she’s worked so hard to keep at bay?Crash - Part TwoIn the wake of a startling revelation, Emily will have to decide if her trust in men died the night her older brother did… After learning Carter’s identity, Emily swears off men—or at least, men who lie to her like he did. But fate has other plans, and soon she finds herself pulled into his orbit again, unable to tear herself away from the potent magnetism of his passion. As tensions rise in both her professional and personal life, she seeks solace in his arms, certain that he is the one thing she can count on. But trust is a delicate thing. Will Carter’s love serve to strengthen it, or will Emily’s painful memories drive them apart?Crash - Part ThreeAfter finally learning the secret that Carter has been keeping from her, Emily dives into her work. Numbers and data are predictable—love, not so much. But even as she tries to steel herself for the explanation Carter has to give, she couldn't have anticipated how those words would make her feel, or how his tenderness would draw her back into his arms once again. For a moment, all seems to be well in both her personal and professional life. But then John makes a shocking discovery that could ruin their business once and for all. Worse yet, someone Emily trusts is in the middle of it all. Unsure of where to turn, will Emily find solace in Carter’s embrace, or will she reach out to find nothing but more lies?Crash - Part FourA shocking revelation propels Emily and Carter headlong into a series of events that will change not just their lives, but everyone else’s, forever. Now that the truth is out, the battle against PharmaTech begins in earnest, and that means putting everything on the line. With the memory of her brother still weighing on her heart, nothing could be as important for Emily as this—except for Carter, who has changed her life and made her whole in ways she was never expecting. When his future is threatened as a result of her actions, she must make a choice to set him free or keep him for herself, despite the consequences. Can she be so selfish, or will she sacrifice her happiness to ensure his own? One final truth will be revealed. But will it be enough to save them?

    This hardcover, double issue is a return to pulp horror comics of the 1950's, but stylized and written for a new generation of horror fans! The book is anchored by the mysterious Blueman, an intimidating phantom that lives in the deepest, darkest recesses of the net. Join him as he tells two spine-tingling tales full of twists and turns! He is The Rake:  Our first story features a creature that's inspired a massive fandom around the web. The Rake is a mysterious beast that appears to people in the night as a dark omen. When the strange entity's presence causes the death of one man's wife, he becomes obsessed with getting payback, but is his quest for vengeance misguided? He Is... is a classic tale of revenge with a sinister twist that will send chills through your body! I Waited Inside Her Closet: The account of a dangerous serial killer and his unhealthy obsession with fame. But there's more than meets the eye in this story. The homicidal maniac's grisly exploits soon lead him to a terrible truth when he comes face to face with something even more terrifying than himself. Pick up this CREATURE DOUBLE-FEATURE and you won't be disappointed!

    Using the comics format he told stories from mythology, history and literature to generations of children.Uncle Pai, as he was known, wanted Indian children to be familiar with their heritage. He believed that it helped build self-esteem and confidence. A chemical engineer by profession, Anant Pai gave up his job to follow his dream, a dream that led to the creation of Amar Chitra Katha and Tinkle.Amar Chitra Katha pays tribute to its creator and traces the story of the man who left behind a legacy of learning and laughter.

    Thus CHACHA CHAUDHARY was born in 1971.Tall and robust SABU, who is an inhabitant of planet Jupiter, gave Chaudhary an ideal company. A combination of wisdom and strength was formed to tackle any difficult task. It is said that " Chacha Chaudhary's brain works faster than a computer". Though both fight the criminals and tricksters, each episode ends with a touch of humour. The duo perform in lighter vein. The CHAUDHARY family consists of his wife Bini, a fat sharp tongue woman, Sabu, Rocket - the dog and Dag- Dag, an old truck who is half human- half machine. Chacha Chaudhary is the most popular Indian comics. More than 10 million readers enjoy this series regularly in newspapers and comic books in ten languages. A T.V. serial based on the comics has crossed 500 episodes and still continue to be telecast on premier channel "Sahara ONE".

    Breastfeeding nightmares, eating dinner with one hand, soft play hell and chronic sleep deprivation - but also the sheer beauty of falling in love again and the amazing discovery of what it's like to have a family - these are all captured in Sketchy Muma's glorious drawings.This is the perfect gift book for both young and experienced parents. Anna Lewis understands the light and shade that comes with motherhood, and it is those universal truths that will connect all those parents who delight in her sketches.

    The men and women of Safe Haven have been preparing for any-and-all end of world scenarios for years. However, their bunkers, weapons and training can't save them from the one threat they never could have expected: Their own children.

    Black Jesus is white as a dove"A young marine returns from Iraq, blinded and scarred by a roadside bomb and harboring a terrible secret. Called Black Jesus by his fellow soldiers on account of his name being Lionel White and his birthday being Christmas Day, he has returned to his decaying home town to sit in the back of his mother's junkshop, pop OxyContin, and try to forget what he's seen. Into his life one day rides Gloria, a mysterious young dancer who is fleeing darkness and violence of a different kind, and with whom he finds unexpected love.

    Zane and Luna go on a date and discover some deeply hidden secrets about one another.

    The rulers of Krakoa have been playing a dangerous game with a dangerous woman, and they are about to see how badly that can burn them. Mastermind of the X-Men JONATHAN HICKMAN brings his plans to a head, joined by an incredible lineup of artists beginning with VALERIO SCHITI… as one woman follows through on her promise to burn the nation of Krakoa to the ground.

    Gumball thinks he’s the coolest kid on the block, but his little sister Anais begs to differ, and Darwin just wants to keep them all out of trouble.

    Collection of the following titles: A Bag of Gold Coin, Choice of Friends, How Friends are Parted, Tiger and the Woodpecker, Friends and Foes

    

    But a clue leads Blood to the British Museum, where a mystic book may hold the key to his freedom. But unraveling a centuries old curse is anything but easy, and in the course of his struggles, Blood learns more about his mystical alter ego than he could have imagined. Collects THE DEMON miniseries #1-4 and issue #22 of the monthly series that followed it.