Best of
Fables

2014

Elias Zapple's Rhymes from the Cabbage Patch


Elias Zapple - 2014
    This is an ACE of ASIN:B00KIW03M0 Elias Zapple's Rhymes from the Cabbage Patch CLASSIC NURSERY RHYMES TOLD IN THE ZAPPLE WAY! Cinderella, Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Little Red Riding Hood, Three Killer Mice, The Three Little Pigs, Humpty Dumpty & Jack and Jill! NEW RHYMES! Rhymes about a killer slug, a genius slug, a murdered slug, how best to eat a slug and much, much more including a rhyme about a sarcastic dog! Inside this book you will find,Funny nonsense from my mind.Zany rhymes and slimy tales,Creepy crawlies leaving bloody trails.And a clever slug that shocks,Tales about Cinders and Goldilocks.Cabbages, slugs and Elias Zapple,What rhymes with Zapple apart from apple?Fun and craziness! (You'll have a good time),There's even some that do not rhyme!Read the book, there's so much more,Or my slugs and I will go to war!

A Christmas Carol... Slimed


Elias Zapple - 2014
    On a mystical Christmas Eve, he’s visited by three ghost slugs forcing Zapple to make a choice: change, or become worm food.

Aesop's Stories For Little Children


Various - 2014
    This beautiful gift book contains some of Aesop's most famous fables, including "The Fox and The Crow", "The Greedy Dog", "The Sun and The Wind" and "The Hare and Tortoise". Perfect for sharing for reading aloud at bedtime. Traditionally bound with cloth and foil on the spine, head and tail bands and a ribbon marker — details which make this luxury edition an heirloom of the future.

Porked: An Erotic Twist to The Three Little Pigs (A Shady Lady Fairy Tale)


Madeleine Shade - 2014
    It contains adult content, sexually explicit scenes and graphic language.Painter extraordinaire Raúl Villalobos, known in the underground world of the fey by the title of the “Wolf,” has an insatiable hunger for shapely human women. When his appetites overpower his sensibilities, the artist breaks all the rules by binding a fairy woman in a canvas with magical pigment and paint. Fleeing the repercussions of his crime, the Wolf finds refuge in the form of an extravagant portrait commission extended by a reclusive heiress living in the remote South. She and her two curvy companions welcome the rangy painter with open arms. The Wolf seeks to slake his thirst with the buxom blonde Claire, a milliner known for her stunningly intricate straw hats. His hunger for power manifests in the domination of the leggy brunette Sophia, the owner of the perfect ass and a woodworker of the highest caliber. But Deidre, the redheaded leader of the curvaceous clan, keeps the artist at bay with her refusal to satiate his ravenous appetite. Eager to add the women to his private collection, the artist plots the perfect coup. Will the Wolf be able to blow down Deidre’s defenses or will the fiery minx prevail in the orchestration of the perfect ménage à trois? Will the Wolf ensnare the three voluptuous women in his clever trap or will the hunter become the hunted?