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Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves


Parris Afton Bonds - 2017
     Of course, she doesn’t believe in card reading, fortune telling, palmistry and fated events like destined soul mates and such bloody rot. Still . . . . While she easily foils the Angel of Death, she is having monumental trouble with a handsome but slick, silver-tongued attorney and a no-quarter-given Texas saddle tramp. Both she has flim-flammed with her supposed matchmaking skills and more. And both would do whatever it takes to rid themselves of this capricious thorn who has burrowed beneath their skins ~ or, conversely, give their lives to keep her. But, to which will she give her Gypsy’s wild heart?

Fat Chance


R.J. Leahy - 2013
    It's an ok job, but it isn't as exciting as most people think, and that's fine by him. He makes it a rule not to get involved in active police cases or in any case where people are likely to get hurt—especially him. So why does the mob suddenly want him dead? Sure it’s all a mistake, but dead from a mistake is still dead.Taking advice from his friend, The Juke, he starts on a cross country drive to LA (what can I tell you, he has a few phobias, and flying is just one of them), and makes it as far as Mystic Falls, New Mexico before the borrowed Mercedes conks out. Mystic Falls? Think Green Acres—without the sophistication.All he had to do was lie low and wait for the car to be fixed. A good plan too. It might have worked if only the local "character" hadn’t turned up missing, with him as the prime suspect. Now if he ever wants to get out of this sleepy desert asylum, he’s going to have to find her. Fat chance.

Simply Lions: A Paranormal WereLion Romance Collection


Bonnie BurrowsEllie Valentina - 2016
    Bestselling names such as Lilly Pink, Amira Rain, Jade White, Ellie Valentina and more have collaborated to bring you a huge dose of sexy Lion Alpha goodness. There will be love, romance, action and adventure alongside some hot mating in each of these 10 books.Every book in this package has been a top 10 bestseller on Amazon - and each book has an HEA, so you will never be left hanging! The 10 books in this collection are.... 1. Bonnie Burrows – The Lion's Shared BrideWhen Nina signed up to an adult dating site she had no idea what to expect. Two young hunky guys wanted a threesome and she could not resist trying something new. However, she was totally unaware that these men were Lion shifters and they saw her as their potential mate... 2. Jade White – The Lion's Love ChildA hot one night stand with a handsome stranger seemed like fun at the time for Grace. However, despite being safe she still found herself pregnant. Little did she know, she was pregnant with the baby of a Lion shifter and he was nowhere to be found.. 3. Jasmine White – The Roar Of The LionessAfter being left for dead, WereLioness Lorna finds help in the place she least expected it, with game hunter Kyle. As she begins to fall for him, it soon becomes clear that her pack will not like any of this... 4. Lilly Pink – The Lion's HeirLion Shifter Kyle is the heir to a billion dollar fortune but he is told he must enter into an arranged marriage with a woman called Krista. All seems well till it becomes clear that Krista has some disturbing secrets.. 5. Angela Foxxe – Lions SurrogateAs the danger of extinction threatens the WereLion community, Torrance decides they must reproduce and quickly. So he hires curvy Amy to be a surrogate to his first child with very interesting consequences.. 6. Maria Amor – The PlayLion Billionaire When Robert attempted to seduce Olivia Price he was expecting another easy lay but he was taken aback by how different she was. For the first time ever, Robert thinks he may have finally found a woman who could tame his PlayLion ways.7. J.J. Jones – Chained To The LionAshlyn has just woken up in the middle of the forest with no idea how she got there. She is also chained to a man she does not know. Little does she know, this man is a WereLion and there is much more to this than meets the eye... 8. Ellie Valentina – Shared By The Lions (unreleased)When Torrance Williams began dating a cute guy called Sam she was excited to learn more about him. Then suddenly when another cute guy called Bane shows an interest in her she becomes overwhelmed. Little does she know, both men are WereLions and they both want her as their mate.9. Lilly Pink - A Wild TimeBrigitte was just looking for a bit of fun. A romantic relationship was the last thing she had time for. So when she found herself matched with the hunky Dillon she had no idea what she had just let herself in for. The app did promise her a WILD TIME, and she was about to get it in more ways than one... 10. Amira Rain - Melted By The LionIn a future where fertile women are so scarce, they are often cryogenically frozen in order to help future civilizations reproduce. Now, after being frozen for thousands of years, Savannah Foster is the latest woman to be MELTED. Savannah finds that the man who has thawed her is actually a WereLion looking for a mate. Commander Trevor Beaumont is extremely handsome yet very cold at the same time. But there is a TWIST. Savannah was not the only female who was melted. At the same time another woman was melted by the Commander and it is now a competition to see who can be the first to produce a baby for the Lion...

The Adventures Of Two Green Bananas


Miley Smiley - 2013
    She is so old that she can remember the time when the grandmother of the family was a little girl. When it is late at night and the whole family is asleep, the Old Ugly Cup starts to tell amusing stories to the other inhabitants of the kitchen in her gentle yet hushed voice. As always, everyone in the kitchen likes to listen to her stories. Even the gruff Scrub Brush, who usually is bad-mannered and likes to argue, will keep quiet. Here is just one of the stories about Two Green Bananas that I overheard from the Old Ugly Cup....

A Cowboy's Brand


Livia J. Washburn - 2014
    Washburn, Meg Mims, Gail L. Jenner, Kristy McCaffrey and Sarah J. McNeal. This set makes a wonderful gift for someone else, or for yourself, and at only .99 you can't go wrong! Grab A COWBOY'S BRAND and its companion set, A COWBOY'S HEART, and enjoy some fantastic old west tales of romance guaranteed to make you smile! MENDING FENCES by Livia J. Washburn is a riveting story of the Texas frontier as well as a touching romance between a heroine trying to find her place in the world and a hero whose past may destroy them both.Meg Mims’s Spur Award-winning novel DOUBLE CROSSING is the story of mystery and intrigue as Lily Granville heads west, determined to track down her father’s killer. But who can she trust? Will Lily survive the journey and unexpected betrayal?HARMONICA JOE’S RELUCTANT BRIDE by Sarah J. McNeal is a wonderful time travel story of unexpected love.When Lola Barton inherits a rundown plantation, she believes her life has finally taken a positive turn. But, when she finds a mysterious trunk in the attic, it takes her into the past and to a man with dark secrets—and she’s married to him.In Kristy McCaffrey’s story, Kate Kinsella has no choice but to go after Charley Barstow and talk some sense into him. Ethan Barstow is hot on his younger brother’s trail, too. All hell breaks loose when they discover Charley—not wishing to be found by anyone! Can Ethan and Kate find their own love and happiness with one another through the deception and hurt? Or will they both return INTO THE LAND OF SHADOWS…This 2002 WILLA AWARD WINNER by Gail L. Jenner is the story of Liza Ralston, a young woman who leaves her settled existence to travel to Montana with her father—a decision she regrets. With her father severely wounded, the Pikuni tribe takes them in. But Liza wants nothing more than to return to St. Louis, despite her growing attraction for Red Eagle, a handsome young Indian warrior. Will Red Eagle and Liza find the love they’ve been waiting for? Beauty, treachery and danger lie ACROSS THE SWEET GRASS HILLS.

Detective Riker - Night of the Vampire: A crime to solve (The Vampire Trilogy Book 1)


Steven Loton - 2014
    Out of nowhere, police begin finding victims whose bodies have been massacred who’ve been entirely drained of blood. When the government gets involved in the case, Riker sees his chance for a once-in-a-lifetime payday. Can the overweight, out-of-shape, private detective, Riker lead government agents to take on a rogue vampire splinter cell before they murder the royal family and take over the country? Despite himself, this aging, over-the-hill detective might be just the hero his nation needs.Enjoy this humorous free novella and join the crazy ride as London's finest Private detective, Harry Riker, is hot on the heels of the deathly vampires, and also hot on the heels of a vampire romance with the stunning Jane. With his unique brand of wit, bravado, brilliant use of dialogue and genuine likeable anti-hero roguish charm, Riker leads you through the edgy underbelly of London. This free novella will have you laughing out loud as you join in with the action, romance and mystery leaving you wanting more of the great private detective, Harry Riker.About the author: Mixing genres as only he can, London novelist Steven Loton’s latest book on the misadventures of everyone’s favorite private eye is a tour de force tornado of old-school noir fiction and today’s best supernatural thrillers, mixed with brilliant comedy, wit, this novella is a thrilling action packed ride. The author of the groundbreaking Kai-Me-Rah and Jungle Shark, Loton injects his gift for observation and razor-sharp action into the latest misadventures of Riker – who could be the city’s best detective, if only he could get out of his own way.

Luck of a Lancaster: 107 Operations, 244 Crew, 103 of Them Killed in Action


Gordon Thorburn - 2013
    W4964 was the seventieth Lanc to arrive on squadron, in mid April 1943. She flew her first op on the 20th, by which time No 9 had lost forty one of their Lancs to enemy action and another five had been transferred to other squadrons and lost by them. A further thirteen of the seventy would soon be lost by No 9. All of the remaining eleven would be damaged, repaired, transferred to other squadrons or training units, and lost to enemy action or crashes except for three which, in some kind of retirement, would last long enough to be scrapped after the war. Only one of the seventy achieved a century of ops or anything like it: W4964 WS-J. Across all squadrons and all the war, the average life of a Lancaster was 22.75 sorties, but rather less for the front-line squadrons going to Germany three and four times a week in 1943 and '44, which was when W4964 was flying her 107 sorties, all with No 9 Squadron and all from RAF Bardney. The first was Stettin (Szczecin in modern Poland), and thereafter she went wherever 9 Squadron went, to Berlin, the Ruhr, and most of the big ops of the time such as Peenemunde and Hamburg. She was given a special character as J-Johnny Walker, 'still going strong' and on September 15 1944, skippered by Flight Lieutenant James Douglas Melrose, her Tallboy special bomb was the only one to hit the battleship Tirpitz. During her career, well over two hundred airmen flew in J. None were killed while doing so, but ninety-six of them died in other aircraft. This is their story, and the story of one lucky Lancaster.