I'd like to tell you about some strange adventures and happenings which have been going on at my house recently. I'd heard rumours of parents being trained as Ninjas in order to torment their kids when they were only going about their normal day. You know, doing stuff that kids like to do when their parents backs are turned.. Little did I know that when my Mom caught me out using her secret Ninja training, the rumours became a reality!If you think your Mom is normal,That she couldn't possibly have any secret powers,Then think again.Read the first short story in the "Ninja Mom" Adventure Series to discover some of the secret abilities your Mom may be hiding so kids like you and me can spot them . . . This book is suitable for children age 5 and up and quite a few adults too..

    This bird is doing things he should NOT be doing—although he denies all of it! Sammy eats things he's not supposed to eat and he touches things he's not supposed to touch. But every time, Sammy claims he "DIDN'T DO IT." Will Sammy eventually admit that he DID do it? Read the book to find out! About the Sammy Bird Series This is a picture book series about a quirky bird named Sammy and his amusing misadventures. Readers will discover that Sammy is a little red bird who has a BIG personality. The books in this series are humorous, engaging and sometimes deal with common childhood issues like bullying, fear of the dark, patience and friendship. The books are interactive and engages young readers to participate in the story. There are over 90 Books in the series and counting! From the Author I like to think of myself as a storyteller who brings families together through the medium of picture books. Whether it is between a parent or child or a grandparent and child. These stories are intended to be light-hearted and funny and most importantly the stories engage young readers to be a part of the story itself. My hope is that these books will help build upon a child's love for reading and allow families to laugh and enjoy spending time together. As a reader, you can look forward to many more adventures with this silly and fun-loving red bird! -V. Moua About the book: I am NOT a Bird! This is a read aloud kids book. The target age range audience is appropriate for preschool and young children who are at the following stages of reading: I can read level 1, I can read level 2, I can read level 3 and I can read level 4. This is a book that any child will love, especially at bedtime. It is suitable for parents to read to their children. Also, grandparents will enjoy reading this book to their grandchildren. This series is part of the short bedtime stories for kids. Read this children's book FREE as part of your PRIME or Kindle Unlimited membership!

    It's designed to be easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page. Give that nine year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!Also available in the Awesome Jokes series: Books for children 5 and up.PS An early edition of this book included a joke that one or two parents considered too rude (see the review if you're curious - photo only visible on Amazon US). You may or may not agree. But since it caused offence, it's now been replaced with a couple of squeaky clean humdingers!

    He fights mean green creepers, who want to blow his house to bits, and then finds the secret cave of the spiders. What danger and treasure does this underground fortress hold? Find out inside! What're you waiting for? Join this epic adventure now! :) Please note that we are not associated or affiliated with Minecraft/Mojang AB. Minecraft is the official trademark of Mojang AB.

    If that’s not bad enough, Decks isn’t the old dangerous assassin that he once was! Hiding out has left him out of shape and just a shell of his former self! With things looking so bad, how can Noob and Decks possibly escape or take down the ghouls now?

    

    Davenport Reluctantly Presents: Griefer PlanetDramatic music, check!Deep voiced narrator, check!And... action!Server 1984 -- unofficially known as Griefer Planet -- is where nefarious players are sent to serve time, and atone for their sins against virtual humanity. No sane person would willingly go there. And yet ... Brandon, the most wanted griefer in The Overworld, has just turned himself over to the authorities.What could possibly go wrong? How about everything. About The Series:Griefers Don't Belong in Space -- the title says it all. These kids are bad news. The galaxy isn't ready for their unique brand of mischief. Fasten your seatbelt, this is one wild ride!

    Jokes for children is scientifically proven to make you and any child happier! Kids jokes are fun no matter what age you’re in! Enjoy these jokes and riddles!Remember,A laugh a day keeps the doctor away!

    Adventure seems to be waiting for him at every slip, slide and fall. And this collection gives you the perfect chance to be a part of his escapades. But, it also gives you something more... an inside view on how Butterfingers was created, which sports he's scared of and more importantly, how similar he thinks you are to him. So go bonkers and grab your copy now!

    Although Sam and his friends are now safe, he has lost the girl he loves and remains no closer to reversing the plane crash that has torn his family apart. As he struggles to make sense of this new reality, Sam sets out to obtain a supply of Tetradyamide, the drug that enhances his ability, and finds himself pursued by forces of both good and evil as he is sucked into a conspiracy that runs far deeper than he could ever have imagined.

    They have gained control of many planets across the solar system and developed vehicles and deadly weapons – none more devastating than the Death Cube that has the ability to destroy anything in its path. The only hope for the universe lies with the Star Defenders – an elite group of kids who plan to restore peace to the galaxy…no matter the cost! Will they be able to save the Minecraft universe from the clutches of the evil that surrounds it? Jump Into The Adventure and Find Out! Get Your Copy Today!

    In this book, experts will guide you by the hand and teach you everything that you want to know. You will also get step-by-step guidelines for amazing recipes and ideas. You'll be playing like a pro in no time!

    But unlike the other chickens in her flock, she was bored! Her life was about to change when a strange and small zombie knight named Sir Zebulon chose her to be his chicken battle steed and named her 'Cluckington'. And now, this highly independent chicken will try everything to get rid of the zombie knight who took over her life. Will she ever find her freedom? Or will she grow to respect the gallant Sir Zebulon and his knight's code? Box Set - Book 2 Off to kill an evil witch!! Now that Cluckington is safe from the Steve, and she's realized how much she values the brave and strange Sir Zebulon the Zombie Knight, they're off to meet up with a stinky zombie and a weird skeleton with glowing eyes to kill an evil witch--whatever that is... But when the zombie's terrifying creature--something Sir Zebulon calls a cat--seems to be interested in nothing more than making a meal out of Cluckington, how will she be a good mount for her master and keep moving, focused on his mission, with a ferocious feline ambushing her at every turn?? Box Set - Book 3 (EXTRA EPIC EDITION) An unexpected RACE for treasure! - EXTRA EPIC After leaving the weird skeleton, the stinky zombie, and the evil kitty cat behind, Cluckington is taking Sir Zebulon back east to the place he calls home. But past a nasty swamp and a foreboding jungle, the duo come across a strange and unexpected sight--a haunting stranger with glowing white eyes offering an amazing prize to the winner of a spectacular footrace! All mobs are invited to join the race, and a flaming diamond sword promised to the victor is something too awesome for Sir Zebulon to pass up! The zombie knight and his trusty chicken battle steed feel confident that they can win! But when a mean zombie pigman jockey from the Nether starts playing dirty and cheating, will Cluckington still be able to overcome the odds and win the race?? Box Set - Book 4 The Rescue of Sir Zebulon Cluckington the brave battle chicken stands staring at the Nether Portal where the scoundrel pigmen just kidnapped Sir Zebulon and took him away into who-knows-where! She follows her master into the fire and brimstone world full of terrifying creatures, determined to bring him back, but how long will she have to find him before the portal home disappears?? What's a chicken to do, surrounded by hostile pigmen in a strange and fiery land? Through perilous terrain and past hot la

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    But when he is sent to old folk’s home Twilight Towers – run by sinister Matron Swine – it’s up to Grandpa and his grandson, Jack, to plot a daring escape. Little do they know, the wicked matron is on to them…AWFUL AUNTIE:Stella Saxby is the sole heir to Saxby Hall. But awful aunt Alberta and her giant owl will stop at nothing to get it from her. Luckily Stella has a secret – and slightly spooky – weapon up her sleeve…DEMON DENTIST:Strange things were happening in the dead of night. When children put a tooth under their pillow for the tooth fairy, they would wake to find something creepy in its place. Evil was at work. But who or what was behind it?RATBURGER:Can Zoe keep her beloved pet rat safe from the clutches of the dastardly Burt of Burt’s Burgers?GANGSTA GRANNY:Ben’s grandma is the boringest grandma ever: all she wants to do is to play Scrabble and eat cabbage soup. But there are two things Ben doesn’t know about her.1) She was once an international jewel thief.2) All her life, she has been plotting to steal the crown jewels, and now she needs Ben’s help…BILLIONAIRE BOY:Joe has a lot of reasons to be happy. About a billion of them, in fact.He has absolutely everything he could possibly want.But there’s just one thing he really needs: a friend…MR STINK:Mr Stink stank. He also stunk.And if it was correct English to say he stinked, then he stinked as well…But there’s more to this vagrant than meets the nose!THE BOY IN THE DRESS:Dennis was different.Why was he different, you ask?Well, a small clue might be in the title of this book…