All the jokes within this e-book are one-liners; they are very easy to read, memorize and pass on to friends! Having a sense of humor is one of the skills that can get child far in life. It will improve its social relations, as well as make him or her the life of the party. As the child develops, so will their sense of humor – but it is you who needs to make the first step, and this book will be a great aid in achieving that. The jokes have been made from a variety of styles and categories – things that your child is familiar with, but also more complex issues that will make him or her curious about the exciting world that surrounds us. Deadpan, irony, puns – all this, and more, can be found in this volume of fun. So what are you waiting for? Fill your child’s mind with smiles and positivity now!

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    Part One holds 12 stories of Family Annihilators - men who murder their entire family. It is more common than you might think. Part Two is called A Six Pack of Murder which is a random collection of six more true crime stories of murder.

    But then while taking a selfie on the edge of a cliff, Jessica suddenly vanished. Emily was later handcuffed and jailed without bail. Encouraged by her parents, lawyers and her psychiatrist to plead insanity, she complies and is found guilty. Unable to convince anyone that she's innocent and having nothing better to do, Emily journals her story. While in solitary confinement her mind begins to unravel and forgotten details form a new, unexplainable reality. Emily begins to doubt everything she thought she knew. Was everyone right? Did she push her beloved twin sister to her death, or was it a selfie gone horribly wrong?

    Then it turned sideways.  Valerie goes off mission, trusting her gut and wits more than her physical abilities to get on the inside, to help bring justice to the slaves and the downtrodden. She is, after all, the Justice Enforcer. In the process, she finds herself teaming up with locals to take down an empire, right a cascade of wrongs, and kick some serious ass. Valerie was chosen by the Dark Messiah himself. She can’t turn a blind eye to what she finds on Tol. From starship battles, to infiltrating a prison ship, to fighting death matches and taking on mechs in a valiant effort to set this planet straight, join Valerie and her elites as they export her brand of justice. The Valerie's Elite Boxed Set includes the complete Valerie's Elites series, which includes: Valerie's Elites, Death Defied, Prime Enforcer, and Justice Earned. *NOTE: If cursing is a problem, then this might not be for you.

    Without a friend in the galaxy, she finds herself dragged away for something those treacherous bastards did.What else could go wrong in one day?Help is coming, just not the kind Daria was expecting. A dapper gent she's never met blasting the doors off her cell pulls Daria deeper into the rabbit hole. She must decide whether to fight the charges against her or make a run for her life with her rescuer.As it turns out, this wasn't what Captain Lombe had in mind, either.Still, any port in a storm. For the down-on-her-luck merc and the gentleman smuggler whose hopes rest on her, the winds are a-blowing.Daria comes on board with the motley crew of the Atlanta. Neither she nor Lombe has a clue what lies around the next bend, but fortune favors the bold, right?Their misadventure takes them tearing across the space lanes, surrounded by miscreants and malcontents on every side.Death is a wink and a hair trigger away, but like Daria, what do you have to lose?

    She was a brave princess unicorn who lived in a giant candy castle with her mom and dad. As the princess of Sugarlot, Bubbles spent her days helping the other unicorns of the village. One night, Bubbles is asked to travel to the hospital in the village to help a young unicorn in need. Although Bubbles really wants to help, she is scared to venture out at night because she is afraid of the dark! Will she be able to overcome her fear of the dark and save the poor little unicorn in need? What will Bubbles do?!

    Everybody hates them. But there are a lot of people who love them. Rasheeda is one masterful soul food chef with a secret down south recipe for Chicago's best chitlins. Owner and operator of Miss Evey's, an upscale soul food eatery on Chicago's South Side, she meets the seemingly gregarious yet cunning player Krey'Shawn who has plans to slime his way into her life. But little does Krey'Shawn know that Rasheeda already prepared a secret recipe for him. READ MORE in THIS HOE EATS CHITLINS by bestselling author Quan Millz & Stormy Reddick.

    Deputy Evan Coleman of the Saguaro Sheriff's Department finds him at his hunting camp in the mountains adjacent to his ranch. Puzzled by the circumstances and condition of the body, Evan calls the Colorado CSI. Led by Doctor Cheree Nicoletti, investigators join Evan at the remote mountain crime scene early the next morning. Two clues point to a perpetrator, a strawberry blonde riding a grulla paint horse. Intrigued by both the case and Deputy Coleman, Dr. Nicoletti involves herself in the hunt for the perpetrator. The search leads to a young woman, Sarah Browning, who was brutalized by Pike and his two sons as a teenager sixteen years earlier. She has means and opportunity, but Evan is not willing to accept her as guilty. Soon after, Ben's elder son, Abel, is also murdered. Raleigh Pike, Abel's estranged wife, provides additional information that leads Evan back to Sarah and her brother Jake. Jake has motive, means and opportunity, too. Also the strawberry blonde hair is a genetic match to Sarah's young daughter, and Jake is acquainted with Raleigh. After pursuing some additional dead ends, including Jason Pike, Ben's younger son, and his girlfriend, a strawberry blonde named Veronica Valdez, Evan arrests Jake for the two murders. Believing he's been framed by Jason, Jake escapes custody and goes to the Pike place to confront Jason. At that point, everything deteriorates rapidly including the weather and Evan is forced into a gunfight during a raging snowstorm.

    Steve was a sweet and smiley boy.His mom loved him very much, But she had a problem -Every evening, at dinner,When Steve ate cheese, egg, or sandwich with peanut butter and jelly,And some food was left at the corner of his mouth,Steve would clean his mouth with the sleeve of his shirt.Steve's mom asked him over and over again "Leave your sleve, Steve!"but nothing helped.Until one day she had a brilliant idea...

    

    The excitement of planetfall is indescribable, but quickly transforms into sick disappointment when they find the atmosphere is a roiling mass of hydrochloric acid, carbon dioxide and other deadly poisons. They fly onward, seeking better planets. They find them, but none are ideal. The search goes on for a century, then longer still. As they move farther from Earth, aliens discover the intruding ship, and they begin to investigate humanity. They find our species unacceptable. The years and the light-years go by without relief. The colony begins to splinter. Some accept that their voyage is eternal, while others seek to end it any way they can. The colony’s culture grows darker, and a war begins, both inside and outside the vast ship. What lives among the stars we see at night? Can we reach out to them and survive? Find out in BLACK PHOENIX, a story of exploration, colonization, alien contact and civil war by Wayne Wightman and B. V. Larson, bestselling SF authors with over three million copies sold.

    

     Includes a Child-Friendly Link to over 100 Memes and Cartoons Follow the link to our great and growing free online collection of Minecraft memes to enjoy some top-class, silly, fun and funny memes, cartoons and comics. Some of Our Daftest Jokes Include... What contests do Endermen hate? Staring contests! What did the creeper instructor say to the Creeper recruits? Now, watch carefully I'm only going to show you this once! What did the Minecraft turkey say? Cobble cobble! What's the difference between Steve and an archaeologist? Archaeologists are happy to find skeletons underground! Scroll up and Buy this book now - kids will love going back to it again and again.