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Soaking in the Spirit: Effortless Access to Hearing God's Voice, Intimacy with the Father, and Supernatural Healing
Carol Arnott - 2020
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In the journey of faith, there are times for work and times for rest. While it’s true that breakthrough sometimes come through discipline, many times God invites us to simply rest in His presence so that he can accomplish His work in us.Carol Arnott, co-leader of the Toronto Outpouring, has been teaching believers to soak in the God’s presence for over twenty-five years. This practice of soaking prayer has released thousands of Christians to receive divine healing, hear God’s voice, and experience His love like never before.In this important work, Carol teaches you to…
Practice soaking as a powerful form of prayer
Develop a consistent lifestyle of abiding in Jesus’ presence
Access the healing power of the Spirit
Encounter the Father’s love in radical new ways
When we wait on the Lord, He does amazing things! It’s as simple as Soaking in the Spirit!
Dinosaur Comics, fig. d: Dudes already know about chickens.
Ryan North - 2010
256 pages."Finally, a Dinosaur Comics book, unabridged and in full colour, AND with all three secret texts for each comic included! And it's so pretty, you guys. So pretty.Featuring an introduction by Randall Munroe of XKCD and an all-new index written by Ryan that includes, among other things, the 11 different types of makeouts referenced by T-Rex, this book is great. It gets greater: there's also an interview with the author AND a photo of Michael "Worf" Dorn. You know that you've always wanted these extras collected in one book, maybe with hundreds of Dinosaur Comics in the book too. THAT DREAM HAS NOW COME TRUE, and it's called "Dinosaur Comics: Dudes Already Know About Chickens".
The Hypnotic Gastric Band
Paul McKenna - 2013
A hypnotic gastric band is a psychological procedure that convinces your unconscious mind that you have had a gastric band fitted, so your body behaves exactly as if you have a gastric band.- Do you want to achieve a slim, healthy body weight?- Have you lost weight by dieting in the past and put it all back on again and more?- Do you find it difficult to recognise the moment when your body tells you that you have eaten enough?Then The Hypnotic Gastric Band is for you!
The Complete Book of Rules
Ellen Fein - 2000
The notorious dating handbook comprises many tips such as "Never call a man first" (designed to make "Mr Right" hungry for more) which, although old-fashioned, has been found effective by millions of women worldwide. Other essential advice offered: always end the first date - it will leave him desperate for more; don't call him - it will make him desire you more; never accept a Saturday night date after Wednesday - it will encourage him to phone sooner; always end the telephone conversation first -it will leave him wanting more; don't rush into sex - let his passion build.
Eat Like a Man: The Only Cookbook a Man Will Ever Need (Cookbook for Men, Meat Eater Cookbooks, Grilling Cookbooks)
Ryan D'Agostino - 2010
Most men who love food have a roasting pan and a decent spice rack, but they're still looking for that one book that has all the real food they love to eat and wish they could cook. Esquire food editor Ryan D'Agostino is here to change that with his unapologetically male-centric Eat Like a Mana choice collection of 75 recipes and food writing for men who like to eat, cook, and read about great food. It's the Esquire man's repertoire of perfect recipes, essays on how food figures into the moments that define a man's life, and all the useful kitchen points every man needs to know. Satisfying, sexy, definitive, and doable, these are recipes for slow Sunday mornings with family, end-of-the-week wind-down dinners with a lady, Saturday night show-off entertaining, poker night feeds, and game-day couch camping. Or, for when a man is just hungry.
The Joy of Leaving Your Sh*t All Over the Place: The Art of Being Messy
Jennifer McCartney - 2016
You may have heard about a book—an entire book—written on the topic of tidiness and how “magical” and “life-changing” it is to neaten up and THROW AWAY YOUR BELONGINGS. Yes, you read that correctly. It’s time to fight that ridiculousness and start buying even more stuff and leaving it any place you want. Guess what, neatniks? Science shows that messy people are more creative.*Being a slob is an art, and there’s a fine line between being a consumer and being a hoarder. Don’t cross that line. This book shows you how to clutter mindfully and with great joy. The results are mind-blowing. Your plants will stop dying. Your whiskey bottle will never run dry. Your drugstore points will finally add up to a free jar of salsa and some nice shampoo. You’ll go shopping and discover you’ve lost weight...It's time to take back your life from the anti-clutter movement. *As well as smarter and more attractive.
Etiquette for Outlaws
Rob Cohen - 2001
Curious to find out:what to wear to a Fetish Ball?the difference between "sticky green" and "backyard boogie?"which piercing has the worst pain factor?how to find the best bookie?Find out the answers to these questions and many more as Etiquette for Outlaws teaches you how to live it up in style with tips on:TattoosGraffitiMotorcyclesSuicideGamblingStrip ClubsAlternative SexDrinkingSwingingJailhouse FightingGangsPiercing
The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
Robert Byrne - 2001
These unique, witty, and outrageous quotations, previously published in four separate volumes, are now gathered together in a seemingly limitless trove of pithy and often irreverent one-liners, retorts, put-downs, jokes, and last words that cover every conceivable subject and will appeal to every taste. Highlights include: "Start every day with a smile and get it over with." -- W. C. Fields "Men read maps better than women because only men understand that an inch can equal a hundred miles." -- Roseanne Barr "Happiness is having a large loving family in another city." -- George Burns
Off the Cuff
Carson Kressley - 2004
The fashion expert of the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy team shares the secrets of men's style, in a guide that explains how to create a fashionable approach that takes into consideration one's unique personality and physique.
You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day
Scott Dikkers - 1999
Takes a humorous look at inspirational self-help books by providing hundreds of depressing nuggets of wisdom.
Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On!: A Cowboy's Guide to Life
Texas Bix Bender - 1991
It is filled with quips and quotes that represent the Code of the West, like: "Always drink upstream from the herd" and "The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swallow."
Clients From Hell 2: A collection of anonymously-contributed client horror stories from designers (Clients From Hell: A collection of anonymously-contributed client horror stories from designers)
Bryce Bladon - 2012
The second addition to the Clients From Hell series taps freelance veterans for even more material. Interviews, resources, and particularly poignant tales of client insanity are all included alongside the fan-favourite anecdotes of freelancing dysfunction.For the first time, Clients From Hell takes a step back from finger-pointing and clever name-calling to inform the audience of how to make it as a creative professional. Step one: buy this book. Step two: take heed of these cautionary tales. Step three: we haven't thought of a step three yet. We'll worry about that when revisions come around.Anyone who has ever worked with clients may find these tales frighteningly familiar. New freelancers may think twice about their chosen profession - or at least find relief in the fact that they're not alone in absurd client interactions.And the rest of you? You can just laugh and enjoy your day job.
LOLcat Bible: In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs n stuffs
Martin Grondin - 2010
The perfect gift for cuddly kittehs everywhere, this book retells the greatest stories ever told like never before, including:•Noah’s Reely Big Bowt•Moses an teh Scari Burnin Bush•Teh Ten Bad Plagues•David an Goliath teh Giunt•Daniel an teh Pooch’s Den•David an Goliath teh Giunt•Jonah an teh Big Fishie•Wawter into Booze•Happy Cat Walks on Wawter•Teh Last Cheezburger Feest•Happy Cat Rises from teh Deds and many, many more...
Swell: Girls Guide to the Good Life
Cynthia Rowley - 1999
The Swell is witty, wily and very smooth, an original 21st century fox and all in all she's the girl we all want to be.
Why Don't Cats Like to Swim?: An Imponderables Book
David Feldman - 2004
Part of the Imponderables® series, Feldman's book arms readers with information about everyday life -- from science, history, and politics to sports, television, and radio -- that encyclopedias, dictionaries, and almanacs just don't have. Where else will you learn what makes women open their mouths when applying mascara?