Poop! There it is!


Xavier Finkley - 2012
    Shed a little humor on the subject by reading your child "Poop! There it is!".  Kids will giggle and laugh along with this silly book while learning the basics of potty training.

Oodles and Oodles of Noodley Noodles


Cindy Ninni Grant - 2020
    

Stop Snoring Grandpa


Kally Mayer - 2014
    Perfect story to celebrate the special relationship between a family and their Grandpa. Find out how the family solves the issue. The ending will make you smile. If you have a Grandpa, who snores or not, you will enjoy this book!

Buster the Talking Dog (Me Tawk Funny 2)


Neil McFarlane - 2015
    So he sets up a laboratory in his bedroom and starts mixing and boiling and evaporating and condensing ... Unfortunately things don't quite go according to plan. Will Hector's hard work pay off in the end? Find out in this shaggy dog story for kids aged 6 to 13. EXCERPT When Hector and his father arrived at the park, it looked like a bomb had dropped. There were feathers scattered around the duck pond, there were chairs and tables overturned at the café, there were ice cream cones scattered across the ground near the ice cream truck, there were kids crying by the swings, there were squirrels crying in the trees … It was a mess and no mistake. A police van was parked by the gate and a bunch of policemen were standing around. One of them was having his hand bandaged. Hector and his father approached them. “Excuse me, officer,” said Mr Dumble. “You haven't seen a dog, about so high, brown, with sticky-uppy ears, have you?” “Are you kidding?” said one of the police officers. “That's the canine who caused this salmagundi of discombobulation,” “Pardon?” said Mr Dumble. “The canis domesticus who instigated this cornucopia of pandemonium.” “Eh?” said Mr Dumble. The police chief came over. “Don't mind Larry,” said the chief. “He always uses big words when he's traumatized. What's the problem, sir?” “Well, um, you see, the thing is, it's like this …” said Mr Dumble. Look inside to find out how to get the first book in the series Me Tawk Funny Book One FOR FREE! tags: bedtime story, talking dog, talking animal, short stories for kids, short stories for children, bedtime stories for kids, funny bedtime story, kids ebook, free children's ebook, kindle kids book, dog chapter books, animal chapter books, school stories for kids, animal stories fiction in kids

The Adventurous Bat Diaries (Book 1): Life Outside The Cave (An Unofficial Minecraft Book for Kids Ages 9 - 12 (Preteen)


Mark Mulle - 2016
    This is what Rocky is about to do! Rocky is a little bat who’s tired of being the old lame harmless and useless bat that do nothing but chat and hang on the ceilings of dark caves. This is how fate was drawn for bats like him… this is how they should live. But Rocky doesn’t feel like living this way anymore – he wants change! And the first step towards the change he’s aiming for is to fly outside and leave their cave. With his best friends against his plans, can Rocky continue on without any support? What would he find beyond their home cave? Will the outside world be good to him? There are so many questions that need to be answered, but what Rocky ultimately didn’t know is that the world outside the cave is far more dangerous than he could ever imagine. Other books in The Bat Diaries series Book 2: Out of the Bag, http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01D8QYEL8/ Book 3: Bats to the Rescue, http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01DKRP9KA/ This unofficial Minecraft book is not authorized, endorsed or sponsored by Microsoft Corp., Mojang AB, Notch Development AB or any other person or entity owning or controlling the rights of the Minecraft name, trademark or copyrights. All characters, names, places and other aspects of the game described herein are trademarked and owned by their respective owners. Minecraft®/ /TM & ©2009-2016 Mojang/Notch.

Minecraft - Birth Of A Monster: (An Unofficial Free Minecraft®TM Book). (Monster Series Book 1)


Barry J. McDonald - 2015
    This is one minecraft chapter book that every diary of a minecraft herobrine fan should have on their device. Grab a copy today you won't be disappointed. *This book is not authorized, sponsored, endorsed or licensed by Mojang AB. The trademark Minecraft is owned by Mojang AB; and other company names and/or trademarks mentioned in this book are the property of their respective companies and are used for identification purposes only.

Griefer Planet: An Unofficial Minecraft Book (Griefers Don't Belong in Space 1)


R.K. Davenport - 2015
    Davenport Reluctantly Presents: Griefer PlanetDramatic music, check!Deep voiced narrator, check!And... action!Server 1984 -- unofficially known as Griefer Planet -- is where nefarious players are sent to serve time, and atone for their sins against virtual humanity. No sane person would willingly go there. And yet ... Brandon, the most wanted griefer in The Overworld, has just turned himself over to the authorities.What could possibly go wrong? How about everything. About The Series:Griefers Don't Belong in Space -- the title says it all. These kids are bad news. The galaxy isn't ready for their unique brand of mischief. Fasten your seatbelt, this is one wild ride!

Snowball Wars


Marcus Emerson - 2013
    Barely escaping, Jordan comes up with a plan for counter attack that could lead to the end of the war. If they want any chance of winning, Jordan and his friends will have to trudge half a block through the snow to safety, but with Max and his goons searching the entire neighborhood for them, it won't be easy.Snowball Wars is an 8000 word hilarious adventure for children, middle school students, and adults (who make the best snowballs).  Written by Marcus Emerson and Noah Child with art by David Lee.

Why the Spider Has Long Legs (Folk Tales From Around the World)


Charlotte Guillain - 2014
    In it, Anansi the spider learns that you usually have to work to get the things that you want, and that it is never a good idea to be too greedy!

Children's picture books: Olly and fizz in "Toilet paper!": (Funny children's Picture book about "Toilet Paper Imagination!, Picture Books, Preschool Books, ... 3-5, Kids book, (giggletastic stories 4)


Joshua McManus - 2017
    Whether sitting on a train or sitting on the loo, it’s the perfect way to spend a few minutes when you’re in need of a laugh.

Two Monsters and Me - Everybody gets Angry: A Fun Picture Children’s Book about Anger Management. (Emotions & Feelings)


George Nesty - 2021
    When they don't get what they want, they may express themselves by screaming at the top of their lungs, kicking anything they see or throwing things on the floor.As a parent, you want to help your child manage their anger. You want to teach them in a way that is subtle and easy to understand. The question is, how?Let Milo and his two monster friends help your child manage their anger!Milo is a cheerful young boy who loves to play. One day, he meets Zim and Ixy, two little monsters that also like to have fun. Together, they find themselves in different everyday situations that sometimes trigger feelings of anger. With the help of Milo’s parents, the trio learn how to cope with their negative emotions.Two Monsters and Me was written to help children better understand different emotions. All the characters are very relatable, making it easy for kids to put themselves in every single one’s shoes.This book will teach kids:5 simple and effective techniques for coping with angerThat it’s natural to get angryHow to avoid outburstsHealthy ways to channel their feelings of anger… “This book was perfect for my 4-year-old who has a pretty rough temper! It helped us find alternative options for him when he's feeling TOO angry.” – Amber…This anger management book will not only teach kids how to control their anger but also help parents understand how to deal with their little one’s feelings.More reasons to love this book:Beautiful and colorful illustrationsAdorable and relatable charactersEasy to understandHelp your little one manage their emotions. Add «Two Monsters and Me: Everybody Gets Angry» to your Cart TODAY!

The Little Cockroach


Susie Violet - 2020
    He loves Mexico but wants to explore the world. Amazing things happen to Pedro and his friend Enrico when they decide to leave their home in search of adventure. The Little Cockroach is a delightful bedtime story about determination, travel and adventure.

The Berenstain Bears' Bedtime Battle


Jan Berenstain - 2016
    Who wants to go to bed when you can play with dinosaurs, have a tea party, or get a piggyback ride from Papa Bear? Brother Bear and Sister Bear are doing everything they can to postpone their bedtime -- even if that means putting Mama Bear and Papa Bear to bed first!

Children's book: The Story of the Kid Who Never Gave Up! (Book for kids) Beginner readers-values: Bedtime Stories for Kids: For kids who like Jokes, Minecraft, Games, Fun time, Funny moral books


Brian Josh - 2015
    Then he learns the value of never giving up while playing a football match. This story is best for bedtime stories beginner / early reader story for kids. best inspirational stories, value tales. Most importantly it offers kids (and adults) a perspective That family and friendship are big part of life. This is an important message and at the right age and It's a sweet book to snuggle up to with your children anytime.***The story is recommended to - read aloud book for preschoolers or a self-read book for beginner readers. Dealing with: friendship, emotions. Most of all it teaches us the spirit to never give up.

Sarah Gets Angry. A Sight Words Picture Book


Robert Stanek - 2010
    learning books today. Sarah and Lass are best friends. They do everything together. But when Sarah and Lass gets mad at each other their friendship may be over.