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Father to Son: Life Lessons on Raising a Boy
Harry H. Harrison Jr. - 2000
He just comes with boundless energy, spirit, and love, all waiting to be shaped. And one of the powerful forces in the shaping is the wish to grow up to be "just like Dad," who was himself a young boy once. With apologies to mothers and daughters, there's really nothing like the primal bond between a son and his father. A little book of wisdom for fathers on raising boys, "Father to Son" is a guide to the joys and responsibilities of fatherhood. Divided into sections covering the different stages of a boy's life, the book features one succinct lesson per page--some lighthearted, some serious, all supported by the book's strong moral backbone. Here is the importance of passing along skills-- "Show him how to eat an Oreo." "Show him how to put a baseball in a new glove and wrap a belt around it." Of setting a good example--"Be home for dinner." "Do push-ups together." Of staying involved-- "Race him. You'll never forget the day he beats you." "Be sure to meet his girlfriends." Being flexible--"If his favorite thing about organized sports is the uniform, let him wear it to school." Offering guideposts, material and intangible-- "Hang a punching bag in the garage." "Put a computer in his room. Never a TV." "Never tell him boys don't cry-ask him why he's crying." Nurturing responsibility-- "Make him understand that even a small lie makes him a liar." "Teach him the joy of finishing a job." And instilling wonder--"Teach him the joys of staring at the moon." "Encourage him to go barefoot."
Private Keep Out!
Gwen Grant - 1978
High-spirited, impulsive and often exasperated by her elders, this young female is determined to keep her end up.
Leaping Beauty: And Other Animal Fairy Tales
Gregory Maguire - 2004
. . nothing was as it seemed!What if Sleeping Beauty were actually a frog princess, doomed to be Weeping Beauty forever? What if the Three Chickens had to outwit Goldifox? What if Cinder-Elephant lost her glass plate slipper? Then you'd have this hilarious collection of twisted fairy tales from the master of the absurd, Gregory Maguire!
Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O'Reilly
Joseph Minton Amann - 2006
He calls for boycotting Canada, says Adolf Hitler would have been a card-carrying member of the ACLU, and thinks Hurricane Katrina victims seen carrying televisions should be shot on sight. Amann and Breuer – the creators of the hugely popular website www.sweetjesusihatebilloreilly.com — take a close look at O'Reilly's own assertions and arguments — taken from his TV and radio shows, books and columns — to expose him for what he is: a self-righteous boob and a sham newsman. The ongoing themes explored in Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O'Reilly are that O'Reilly is a bit crazy, not all that sharp and, as the authors put it, about "as self-aware as a legume." The result is a hilariously funny book, a great read for anyone who enjoys seeing a puffed-up blowhard taken down a notch or two — whether they're an O'Reilly hater, fan, or something in between.
You Made Me Late Again!: My New Collection
Pam Ayres - 2013
With over fifty new poems from Britain's favourite poet, You Made Me Late Again! is an essential addition to Pam Ayres' incomparable collection of works. Pam's poems are observant, witty and poignant in equal measure. In 'The Swifts' and 'The Pyracantha Anthem' she marvels at nature, while 'A Patient's Prayer' and 'Litter Moron' offer wry views on Modern Britain. From the dog being afraid of the toaster to your son leaving home for university; and from the search for that perfect swimsuit to becoming a gran for the first time -- Pam's poems are beautifully crafted, and her subjects the everyday and the universal. Delightfully illustrated, most of the poems in You Made Me Late Again! are brand new, yet it also features several firm favourites from her stage shows, published for the first time, such as 'The Make-up Lady' and 'Tippy Tappy Feet'.
Tales of O. Henry
O. Henry - 1969
The gift of the Magi --A cosmopolite in a café --The skylight room --Man about town --The cop and the anthem --The love-philtre of Ikey Schoenstein --Mammon and the archer --Springtime à la carte --From the cabby's seat --An unfinished story --The romance of a busy broker --After twenty years --The furnished room --Hearts and crosses --The ransom of Mack --Telemachus, friend --The handbook of Hymen --Hygeia at the Solito --The hand that riles the world --The exact science of matrimony --Conscience in art --Roads of destiny --The enchanted profile --The passing of Black Eagle --A retrieved reformation --Friends in San Rosario --The renaissance at Charleroi --Whistling Dick's Christmas stocking --The lotus and the bottle --Shoes --Ships --Masters of arts --"The Rose of Dixie" --A poor rule --The last of the troubadours --Makes the whole world kin --Jimmy Hayes and Muriel --The adventures of Shamrock Jolnes --The friendly call --Sound and fury --The theory and the hound --The ransom of Red Chief --The whirligig of life --A blackjack bargainer --One dollar's worth --A lickpenny lover --Doughterty's eye-opener --The defeat of the city --The shocks of doom --Squaring the circle --The memento --The trimmed lamp --Two Thanksgiving day gentlemen --The making of a New Yorker --A Harlem tragedy --The last leaf --The count and the wedding guest --The robe of peace --A ramble in Aphasia --A night in New Arabia --Proof of the pudding --Hearts and hands
The Complete Works of Lewis Carroll
Lewis Carroll - 1897
Included are: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Through the Looking-Glass, Sylvie and Bruno, Sylvie and Bruno Concluded, "The Hunting of the Snark," and Lewis' poetry, phantasmagoria, stories, miscellany, and "acrostics, inscriptions, and other verse."The following have also never appeared in print except in their original editions: "Resident Women Students," "Some Popular Fallacies about Vivisection," "Lawn Tennis Tournaments," "Rules for Court Circular," "Croquet Castles," "Mischmasch," "Doublets," "A Postal Problem," "The Alphabet-Cipher," and "Introduction to The Lost Plum Cake."