Mouse Jokes!


Uncle Amon - 2014
    Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about mice! Also includes vibrant and cute illustrations for early readers. ** Amazon Prime Members can borrow this book for FREE! ** Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny mouse joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Special Note: The illustrations in the book are optimized for a vivid and colorful experience in e-readers, tablets, phones, and computers! Jokes from this funny book... Q: How does a mouse feel after taking shower?A: Squeaky clean! HAHA! Q: How did the mouse make gold soup?A: She puts in 14 carrots! LOL! Q: Why do mice have long tails?A: Because they would look funny with long legs! HAHA! Q: How do mice celebrate a new home?A: Mouse warming party! LOL! Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella?A: When it is raining cats and dogs! HAHA! Funny Bug and Insect Jokes for Kids! The Funniest Bug and Insect Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) Funny and hilarious mouse jokes Excellent for early and beginning readers Very colorful and cute illustrations for viewing Hours of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud BONUS INCLUDED! --> FREE Membership to Uncle Amon's Book Club! This funny joke book is full of hilarious mouse jokes! These funny jokes will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about mice and rodents will have you rolling in laughter for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get the hilarious joke collection! 100% Money Back Guarantee Tags: funny mouse jokes for kids, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, mouse, mice, cheese, rodents, mouse book, mice jokes book, ebook, mouse books, funny, mouse jokes, animal book, animal books for kids, animal books for children, animal jokes, ebooks, cheese jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book, chicken books, baby mouse, cheese, books for kids, mice, childrens book, mouse books, mouse books, funny, haha, funny mouse jokes, joke book, funny book, joke books, hilarious, lol, funny joke book, book about mouse, kindle book, kindle ebook, jokes online, comedy, mouse books for kids, mice, mouse, humor, early reader, beginn

Kids Jokes: Jokes For Kids


Jackson Jones - 2014
    300 laugh out loud funny jokes everyone can enjoy! Q: What did the horse say when it fell? A: I've fallen and I can't giddy-up! Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate? A: Pork chop! Reading jokes encourages young readers, gives them confidence, and provides a fun way to spend time with family and friends! Kids Jokes: Funny Jokes For Kids will keep young children laughing and having fun with others, over and over again! Makes a great gift idea for little ones! Kid Tested, Kid Approved!

Knock Knock!: Over 100 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Best Jokes for Kids)


Jimmy Giggles - 2016
    There are over 100 super-funny and hilarious knock knock jokes created to make you laugh! Over 100 knock knock jokes Excellent for early readers Fun for kids, teens, or adults From the book... Knock knock!Who’s there?Manny!Manny who?Manny times I have knocked on this door!Knock knock!Who’s there?Aitch!Aitch who?Bless You!Knock knock!Who’s there?Boo!Boo who?Don’t cry. It’s just a joke!Comedy, humor, and joke-telling have many positive benefits associated with it. Jokes can bring a smile to the face of others and put you in a great mood! Here are a few more benefits associated with joke-telling: Help you bond with friends and family Lighten tense situations Help you make friends Great conversation starters Perfect for texts and status updates Scroll up and click buy to start laughing today!

Pass Judgment: Inside the Seattle Seahawks' Super Bowl XLIX Season and the Play That Dashed a Dream (Kindle Single)


Jerry Brewer - 2016
    Instead of hiding from national ridicule, Coach Pete Carroll embraced the pain and used it as an opportunity to teach his ultra-competitive team about the quality he inspires the most in people: persistence. Pass Judgment is a poignant portrait of grit, an inside look at the Seahawks' taxing 2014 journey to the Super Bowl, the bond it restored, the heartache of losing and the arduous process to recover. How do you live with the worst error of your life? This is the story of how a proud team, led by a relentless coach, digested failure.Jerry Brewer is a sports columnist for The Washington Post. Before joining The Post in June 2015, he worked for The Seattle Times, where he wrote opinions about the entire Seattle sports scene for nearly nine years and chronicled the Seahawks' rise to NFL prominence under Pete Carroll. Before Seattle, he worked at The Courier-Journal in Louisville, Ky., The Orlando Sentinel and The Philadelphia Inquirer. He has received awards for his work from numerous journalism organizations, including the American Association of Sunday and Features Editors, Associated Press Sports Editors, Society of Professional Journalists, Best of the West and National Sportscasters and Sportswriters Association. He lives in Arlington, Va., with his wife, Karen, and sons, Miles and Austin.Cover design by Adil Dara

Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Squid


Diary Wimpy - 2015
    What kind of mischief will he get into? Will he ink his name down in history? This diary book is a great read or gift for a Minecraft lover of any age! *** Read It FREE With Kindle Unlimited Or Prime Membership *** Don't have kindle? No worries! Read it on your PC, Mac, Tablet Or Smartphone! *** Download Your Copy Or Read It FREE With Kindle Unlimited Or Prime Membership ***

Race You: and other stories for young readers


Sally Gould - 2014
    That changes when Travis breaks his leg, but then he discovers there is a bright side to having crutches.In The Pretender, Sam loves to pretend. Sometimes he pretends to be a knight. Sometimes he pretends to be a samurai. And sometimes he pretends to be a ninja. His older sister thinks he’s too old for pretending. But then the school play begins.In Fitness Fanatics, Zack is the fastest runner in his grade until Ben joins his class. Zack realizes that Ben might beat him in the cross-country. Ben wants to be friends, while Zack wants to win. What will Zack do? The best experiences are often the unexpected ones. Book Categories: Children chapter books age 6 – 8 Adventure stories for kids ages 6 – 8 Action and adventure books for kids ages 6 – 8 Beginner reader chapter books Children’s ebooks Please scroll up and click the Look Inside feature on the top left hand side of the page.

Jungle Book


Pegasus - 2009
    Keeping in mind the age of the young readers, larger fonts have been used which only makes reading easier and enjoyable.

Who Stole My Newspaper?


Sigal Adler - 2014
     "Where's my newspaper? Who stole it from me? I must catch the thief, He will not stay free."   Uncle Jake was too angry, He accused right away. Then he learned a lesson, At the end of the day.

The Case of the Old Hot Rod


Daniel Kenney - 2017
    and Science! There's a new kid in the small neighborhood of Brundon Park, Chicago. Her name is Angela Moretti, she's thirteen, and she's obsessed with mysteries. So when a crime is committed on her first day at her new school, Angela decides to enlist the help of her new friends to help crack the case. There's just one catch.They'll need to use science to solve the mystery! Will these science-loving seventh graders catch the criminal before it's too late? Join the Science Inspectors on their first exciting adventure. Because for Angela Moretti, Howie Doohan, Norah Sloan, and Jamie McDermott... there's a scientific method to their madness! Perfect for science lovers, science haters, and all kids ages 9-12.

Little Girl and The Ponies


Nona J. Fairfax - 2015
    For others, it is the perfect time to spend time with their children after a busy day, and for some, it is something they should do but are not entirely sure why. Discover these benefits of bedtime stories for kids.Sharpen their brainsResearch shows that one of the greatest benefit of interacting with children, including reading to them stories, is that children learn a great deal of things- from improved logic skills to lowering their stress levels. Bedtime stories rewire the brain of a child and quicken their mastery of language. Their vocabulary repertoire is expanded and their listening and oral communication skills enhanced.Enhance creativity and Stimulate imaginationIf you are a good storyteller, then you should teleport your kid to a different realm- from reality to fantasy for the child to learn the difference between these two. This will enhance and stimulate his imagination.Emotion developmentThe kid will learn to experience different emotions while empathizing with the characters of the story. The common emotions of sadness, happiness and anger may be encountered and he will learn to control these in real life.

Kids Want To Know About Mysterious Places


J.W. Patterson - 2014
    Did you know that actors making the movie "Gettysburg" in 2003 had an incredible ghostly experience? Did you know that the Bigelow Ranch in Utah has been the scene of reported crop circles, UFO landings and ghosts?Kids will learn what is known and not known about many mysterious places. Are these places really where strange happenings occur? Kids can make their own minds up about them. Here Is A Preview Of What You'll Discover In This Book Did you know that 5 military planes and 14 men were lost in the Bermuda Triangle in one flight exercise in 1945? Did you know that a search plane looking for the 5 missing planes also disappeared? How were statues weighing 82 tons moved miles on Easter Island 1,000 years ago? Did you know that Union troops swore that the ghost of George Washington appeared on the Gettysburg battlefield? Were the amazing Nazca lines created by aliens as a giant UFO landing area 1,500 years ago? 8,000 people every year search for the Lost Dutchman Mine in the Superstition Mountains! Is it cursed? and much, much more

The Adventurous Creeper and the Lost Kingdom (Book 4): The Legend of Charlie the Creeper King (An Unofficial Minecraft Book for Kids Age 6-12) (Diary of An Adventurous Creeper)


Mark Mulle - 2017
    Even though he feels as if he has a place to belong now, Carl can’t stop researching the legend of Charlie the Creeper King and his lost kingdom. The legend stated that long ago, creepers had an entire kingdom to themselves. One day, they mysteriously vanished. Carl, anxious to discover if the legend is real, sets off to follow the trail. Along the way he meets a human, Chloe, who is also looking into the lost kingdom legend. The two team up to discover the mystery. But the path to the kingdom isn’t as straight and narrow as Carl is expecting. He finds himself dealing with jungles filled with carvings, monsters that are seemingly drawn to them, and skeletons that sneak up on them. Traveling from a mysterious jungle all the way to a secret water temple, Carl and Chloe are determined to discover the truth of the creeper kingdom legend. This unofficial Minecraft book is not authorized, endorsed or sponsored by Microsoft Corp., Mojang AB, Notch Development AB or any other person or entity owning or controlling the rights of the Minecraft name, trademark or copyrights. All characters, names, places and other aspects of the game described herein are trademarked and owned by their respective owners. Minecraft®/ /TM & ©2009-2016 Mojang/Notch.

Super Mario: The Funniest Super Mario Jokes & Memes Volume 2


Jenson Publishing - 2015
    Regularly priced at $4.99. Read on your PC, Mac, smart phone, tablet or Kindle device.You’re about to discover the most hilarious Super Mario jokes in an all new book! This book is full of the funniest Super Mario jokes. Learn about Nintendo's most beloved character and all the funny,silly, and hilarious jokes that go along with him!Download your copy today!Take action today and learn everything you've ever wanted to know about Super Mario Jokes! Download this book "Super Mario: The Funniest Super Mario Jokes" for a limited time discount of only $2.99!Tags: Super Mario, Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros Books, Super Mario Bros Game, Pokemon, Pikachu, Super Mario Jokes, Nintendo

Ultimate Seeds Handbook for Minecraft: The Best Minecraft Seeds That You Must Know! (Seeds for PC and Mac, Xbox 360, Pocket Edtion)


BlockBoy - 2014
    Now you can experience worlds that other people have discovered and they can experience yours!However, you might be having a hard time finding a seed that is right for you. As you might already know from experience, typing random seeds does’t really work. In this eBook you will find a wide variety of Minecraft seeds for every occasion. You will get Minecraft seeds for when you want to play survival, for when you feel like exploring new places, for when you want to go looting and much, much more. Scroll up, grab your copy and enjoy awesome Minecraft seeds!

How To Draw Manga! - The Ultimate Step By Step Manga & Anime Tutorial To Get Started Right This Instant! *Beginners To Advanced Edition*


MobiPoki - 2012
    In this jam packed pages you’ll discover the secrets behind the masters of Manga and Anime drawing. From drawing Manga boys to Manga girls as well as Chibi and even dragons!You’ll learn awesome action poses and how to best draw the body and not just using standard methods but unique and different methods that will allow you to draw any body type in any pose. You’ll learn the secrets to drawing hands, ears and eyes as well emotions to really make your viewers connect with your characters. There’s no holding back in this tutorial and you can literally start learning to draw immediately. Just download now by scrolling up to download.Here is a detailed breakdown of what you will learn:• Drawing Resources• Drawing Eyes• Step By Step Guide To Drawing The Eye• Placing The Eyes• Drawing Eyes Part 2• Different Views of the Eyes• Drawing Emotions• Tips for Drawing Emotions• Examples of Emotions• Drawing Emotions Advanced Users• Drawing Ears• Step By Step Guide To Drawing The Ears• Placing The Ears• Drawing Ears Part Advanced Users• Different Views of the Ears• Drawing Boys & Shoujo• Step By Step Guide To Drawing Manga Boys• Drawing Girls & Shoujo• Step By Step Guide To Draw Manga Girls• How To Draw The Body• Step By Step Guide To Drawing Poses• Drawing a Sexy Pose• Drawing Action Poses• Action Poses Advanced Users• How To Draw Hands• Drawing Men• Step By Step Guide To Drawing Men• Drawing Women• Step By Step Guide To Drawing Women• How To Draw Clothes• How To Draw Chibi• Step By Step Guide To Drawing Chibi• Drawing Chibi Part 2• Drawing Chibi Eyes• Different Views of Chibi• Drawing Chibi Part 3• How To Draw A Dragon Anime StyleGrab this tutorial right now and you’ll be drawing Manga in hours. Scroll up and download.