(Printed in Capetown, RSA). Lavish full page colour photographs. A recipe book. No date, though known to be early seventies. Unpaginated. "Drip mayonnaise down the sides of the bananas."However, http://bookriot.com/2011/11/30/when-u...Sums it up more effectively

    During a restless night of solo barhopping, Damon accidentally wanders into The Cave, a gay nigthclub, and drunkenly goes home with hypnotic, handsome and red-lipped seducer Alan Drake. Alan makes short work of Damon's conviction that he's straight as an arrow, and Alan isn't just gay; he's also a vampire. Or is he? Damon can't decide whether his trysts with Alan have simply opened his eyes to his true desires, or whether he's under the influence of a supernatural fiend whose wildly exciting influence has inducted him into the ranks of the homosexual undead, doomed to roam the earth and convert other men. Written with a light hand and a sly sense of humor, Vampire's Kiss follows Damon as he negotiates his secret life while pretending to be the ordinary suburban husband who enjoyed boozy barbecues with the neighbors and admiring curvaceous women. As Damon learns how to satisfy his new appetites and maintain his sanity, he conducts an ongoing, tongue-in-cheek examination of himself—he is a lawyer, after all—about everything from the morality of recruiting new vampires to whether he really has to give up the garlic he's always loved.

    'Lovely Nights of Young Girls' is about four young women who teach themselves the mysteries of heterosexual love and includes a rather irreverent view of love among the priests and nuns.

    Sonny and Girly, both in their early twenties, act, speak and dress as young schoolchildren, and occasionally decide to spice up their "happy family" by bringing home a vagrant, bum or hippie from the local park to be a new member and play their game, which they record on an 8mm Kodak film camera for Mumsy's "archives".The trouble is, Mumsy is very strict about the rules of "happy family". And when her little darlings decide to bring home a man who is already a little on the edge and he falls for all three women in the "happy family", mayhem ensues.

    an unknown. Taking a break from having written at least ten Man from O.R.G.Y. and three Girl from Pussycat adventures, Ted Mark created a new hero to titillate the readers of the early 70's. This new character was the perfect man. He was what 'every man sees' as a hero and every woman sees as 'her lustful dream'. Naturally, Mark would have everyone fighting over his body. The character appears suddenly in the frozen land of the Arctic immediately after a nuclear blast. He is dazed and cannot remember who he is, although he quickly picks the name of Jonathan Relevant as sounding right. The craziest thing about him, besides his perfect physical presence, is the fact that as he speaks, everyone hearing him does so in that individual's own language. Some believe him to be an alien from space while at least one credible source provides proof of his being raised by a scientist couple to be every bit as perfect as he seems to be. The name of their secret lab is said to have been 'Charisma', hence the moniker given him as the Man from there. Whichever origin is the true one, every nation wants him and the things he has to do to remain his own man make up a good deal of the three-book series. Agents abound in these adventures as does the standard Ted Mark lust for, well, lust. If he is an alien, he has a natural talent at love-making. If he is a prodigy, he is a well-trained one. He is also very, very good at staying alive and out of the hands of those who hunt him.

    

    Everything is as close to the original as possible except that our adaptation has been written as it might have been originally if the author had the literary freedom of expression of today's mores & standards. In this version of the horror tale 7ou will get a literary view of a cruel, sadistic count, his beautiful female victims and the wild sexual passions of each. Cult director Ed Wood, Jr. wrote several works of erotic fiction. This is purported to have been one of his novels.