The Art of Impossibility


Bill Wahl - 2012
    His farcical attempts to renew his identity expose him to a world of relationships he can no longer avoid – a world where Mary Magellan, an unpredictable conceptual artist, becomes important in ways Michael could not have imagined. A world where Michael must rely on Larry, a disgraced professor of logic, Sam, a lonely metal head living in his basement, and Julie, a manager of the Vital Records Department who takes a VERY personal interest in Michael’s problems. Hilarious, sad, and relevant. Here is a story of psychological collapse and the possibilities that exist at the boundaries of human experience.

Sleepy Time Olie


William Joyce - 2001
    Rolie Polie evening 埏lie's almost sleeping.His Rolie daysare without care,especially whenPappy's there.But where is Pappy?Where oh,oh where?

Roblox: Ultimate Unofficial Jokes & Memes for Kids! Over 100+ Hilarious Clean Roblox Jokes! (Roblox Memes, Roblox Jokes, Funny Memes, Internet Memes, Memes for Kids, Roblox Kids Book)


Barnbrook Books - 2016
     Free Bonus Book of Jokes included (Now even more laughs!) You’re about to discover the most hilarious collection of Roblox jokes and memes in an all new book! This book is crammed full of over 100+ of the funniest Roblox memes that will keep fans of the magical video game series laughing and entertained for hours! Learn all about the infamously crazy, silly and hilarious world of Roblox and the jokes that go along with it! Download your copy of "Roblox: Ultimate Jokes & Memes!" and start reading and laughing today! No Robux Needed! Tags: Roblox, Roblox Books, Roblox Memes, Roblox free on kindle, Kids Memes, Roblox Kindle, Roblox jokes, Roblox free on kindle, minecraft jokes for kids, roblox joke book, roblox minecraft, funny, comedy, memes, jokes, pikachu, pokemon go memes, memes for children, jokes for children, memes for children, memes, meme, clean memes, clean jokes, ultimate memes, internet memes, memes, hilarious memes, memes free, funny internet memes, meme collection, memes, best memes, memes and funny stuff, awesome memes, memes free, funny memes, memes and funnies, internet memes, ultimate memes, cat memes, memes free, funniest memes, memes and jokes, video games memes, roblox game card, roblox builders club, roblox toys, roblox card, roblox robux, robux, roblox app, roblox games, free roblox, cheats for roblox, roblox gift card

Haiku Baby


Betsy Snyder - 2008
    In just 17 syllables, a moment, a season, the elements are joyfully captured. This peaceful little board book has tabs to encourage little hands to turn the pages and adorable artwork to delight everyone!

Joe and Sparky Get New Wheels: Candlewick Sparks


Jamie Michalak - 2009
    Joe is a giraffe who likes to stretch his neck and see the world. When a car appears one day at the famous cageless zoo where they live, the two set off on the ride of their lives, with Joe behind the wheel and Sparky hanging on for dear life. From the shopping mall to the car wash to the take-out burger joint, Joe and Sparky cause mayhem everywhere they go. Young readers will love sharing the road with this unlikely pair in a string of adventures that are by turns innocent, charming, and laugh-out-loud funny.

Christmas Joke Book for Children: Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids (Christmas Joke Books for Kids)


Johnny B. Laughing - 2014
    Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Funny Christmas jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious Christmas jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of Christmas jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs!WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?A: North Polish! HAHA! Q: What’s Scrooge’s favorite Christmas game?A: Mean-opoly! LOL! Q: What did they call Santa after he lost his pants?A: Saint Knickerless! HAHA! Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?A: Fleece Navidad! LOL! Q: What’s Tarzans favorite Christmas song?A: Jungle bells! Christmas Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) This awesome collection of Christmas jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about Santa Claus, Mrs. Claus, elves, reindeer, presents, Christmas trees, and other Christmas and holiday fun of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start giggling today! 100% Money Back GuaranteeTags: Christmas, kids Christmas, childrens Christmas, kids Christmas book, childrens Christmas book, funny jokes, Christmas jokes, Christmas joke book, jokes, Santa, Santa Claus, elf, elves, reindeer, Rudolph, Christmas, Christmas tree, Christmas jokes, Christmas joke book, joke book, books, ebook, funny, ebooks, comedy, hilarious, joke book about Christmas, kids joke book, children's joke book, ebook, laugh, kids jokes, kids joke books, Christmas book, childrens joke book, childrens joke books, laughing, lol, haha, best jokes, funniest jokes, Christmas jokes, funny jokes, funny joke, hilarious, jokes online, comedy, hilarious jokes, laugh, laughing, clean jokes, clean jokes for kids, free joke book, free jokes, free gift included, best jokes, funniest jokes, in the world, kids jokes about Christmas, free gift included, free joke book download, free joke book, ages 4-8, ages 6-8, preschool, early reader, beginner readers, Christmas books, kindle book, kindle joke book, jokes for kids, kids jokes, childrens jokes, funny jokes

The Berenstain Bears and a Job Well Done


Jan Berenstain - 2010
    Children will learn about the importance of developing a strong work ethic. The  Berenstain Bears and a Job Well Done—part of the popular Zonderkidz Living Lights series of books—is perfect for:Early readers ages 4-8Reading out loud in classrooms, during story time, and at home or bedtimeBirthday gifts, Easter, holiday gift giving, or as a new addition to your home librarySparking intentional conversations about how hard work pays off and the importance of strong work ethicsThe Berenstain Bears and a Job Well Done is an addition to the Living Lights™ series that:Features the hand-drawn artwork of the Berenstain familyContinues in the much-loved footsteps of Stan and Jan Berenstain in this Berenstain Bears series of booksIs part of one of the bestselling children’s book series ever created, with more than 250 books published and nearly 300 million copies sold to date

Quiet Bunny's Many Colors


Lisa McCue - 2011
    It takes the help of a wise old owl for Bunny to realize that it's the rainbow of colors—including his own—that makes the world so beautiful.

Minecraft: Herobrine Goes To School: Book 1 (Minecraft Books, Minecraft Herobrine, Minecraft Books for Kids, Minecraft Funny Books) (Herobrine's Wacky Adventures)


Herobrine Books - 2015
     What kind of trouble will he get himself into? Jump Into This Funny Minecraft Adventure And Find Out! Get Your Copy Today!

I'm 13 Years Old And I Changed The World


D.K. Brantley - 2018
    He's got to find a cure. That’s right—Adam's 13 years old, and he's about to change the world.From the Publisher: The follow-up to D.K. Brantley’s I’m 12 Years Old And I Saved The World, this book tackles the difficult topics of childhood cancer, dealing with death, and battling addiction. I’m 13 Years Old And I Changed The World is an open admission that bad things happen to good people. And while you often can’t fix the bad situation, you can make it better if you’re willing to be a friend.We hope this book comforts those who are dealing with childhood cancer, death, or addiction and increases empathy for all.

Riddles and Trick Questions For Kids and Family! (Riddles For Kids - Short Brain Teasers - Family Fun)


Puzzleland - 2016
    It’s perfect for families, parties or even youth group events! These brain teasers will challenge the wits of children of different age groups and we promise that adults will enjoy them as much as their kids will! A friendly warning for the parents to keep in mind; don’t be surprised if your kids outsmart you! With this book you will keep your kids and their friends busy and entertained for hours! >>>>100% kid appropriate material<<<< This book offers an experience that you and your family will absolutely enjoy: ★All riddles can be solved with logical thinking. There are NO silly jokes or stupid brain teasers in this book★ ★150 easy short riddles and trick questions (brain teasers), appropriate for children ages 7+ and young teens.★ ★Adults will enjoy the challenge as much as their kids will!★ ★Interactive format! Very easy to navigate between questions and answers, simply with a click!★ ★Read this book with your Kindle, PC, Laptop or Tablet. You can even do this with your smart phone! ★ ★Perfect to keep your kids and their friends entertained for hours!★ ★Ideal for family fun!★ ★Great for getting fun conversation started at the dinner table!★ ★Teach your kids lateral thinking and thinking “outside of the box”!★ ★100% kid appropriate content!★ How can you place a pencil on the floor of a room so that no one can jump over it? What 4-letter hour of the day is spelled the same forwards and backwards? You draw a line on a paper. Using your pencil, but without touching that line again, can you make the line longer? Where can you find an ocean with no water and towns without people? You have three sticks. Can you make four out of them without breaking any? How can you throw a ball 10 meters, and have it come back to you without hitting anything? What is higher without a head than with it and you can find it in your room? How do you fit nine pigs in eight boxes when each box only holds one? [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] [ ] GET THIS BOOK TODAY AND GET THE FUN STARTED! Tags: logic riddles, Riddles for Kids, Brain teasers for kids, Trick Questions, brainteasers for kids, riddles for children, riddles for kids, family fun, family activities, logic riddles,riddles for kids

Silly Riddles for Silly Kids: Children's Riddle Book Ages 5-12


Silly Willy - 2015
     The illustrations provide a visual aid to all who may become quickly tired of simply reading line after line. Kids will be laughing and sharing silly riddles with everyone in no time! Great for early readers! Be warned, some of these riddles are really, really, really silly. So silly, in fact, it is hard not to laugh!

Top 20 Most Lovable Animals On The Planet: Children's Books and Bedtime Stories For Kids Ages 3-8 for Early Reading (Books For Kids Series)


Speedy Publishing - 2014
    There is nothing that kids love more than cute animals, so a picture book full of all of the most lovable animals on Earth is sure to be a big hit with children of all ages.

The Magical Ms. Plum


Bonny Becker - 2009
    Plum is the magical teacher every schoolkid wishes for!Everybody wants to be in Ms. Plum’s class. It’s not just that she teaches the usual things in unusual ways. There’s something more, something about Ms. Plum herself—and her mysterious supply closet. Whenever she asks her students to get her an eraser or a pencil or some paper clips, they come back with something . . . unusual. Who’d have thought a pinky-sized alligator, a big-mouth parrot, or a tiny wolf could teach kids a thing or two about life?Each year, Ms. Plum is certain she’s had her best class ever. And it looks like this year . . . she’s right!Relatable behavioral and personality issues are poked gently with empathy and humor in this fun, warmhearted chapter book.

Across the Big Country An Alphabet Adventure with Donald Duck


G. Harrison Olesen - 1973
    Donald Duck's airplane trip across the country provides situations which stress each letter of the alphabet.