Levine to Sheldon. Letters exchanged on most significant holidays are ploys for generating laughter.

    She's had the same routine for three years, and nothing has ever changed it. Ian is new to the neighborhood and recently adopted a dog from the shelter. A freak accident involving the excitable fluffball throws the two together for better–or worse. NOTE: this is a clean romantic-comedy novelette with lots of laughs, dogs, and one jealous beta fish.