Kids Jokes: Jokes For Kids
Jackson Jones - 2014
300 laugh out loud funny jokes everyone can enjoy! Q: What did the horse say when it fell? A: I've fallen and I can't giddy-up! Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate? A: Pork chop! Reading jokes encourages young readers, gives them confidence, and provides a fun way to spend time with family and friends! Kids Jokes: Funny Jokes For Kids will keep young children laughing and having fun with others, over and over again! Makes a great gift idea for little ones! Kid Tested, Kid Approved!
The Teeth that Looked for a New Mouth: A Story of a Boy Who Didn't Like to Brush his Teeth (Holiday Healthy Children's Books Collection)
Jill Jones - 2013
From A to Z
Cindy Williams - 2016
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Minecraft Kid's Stories Book: A Collection of Marvelous Minecraft Short Stories for Children: Amusing Minecraft Stories for Kids from Famous Children Authors. A Treasure for All Little Minecrafters!
Minecraft Books - 2014
A stranger appears out of the woods. Numbers start popping up in the sky. What does it all mean for Steve? There is only one way to find out, join Alex and Steve in Minecraft! Alex versus the Ender Dragon Alex is living near a friendly trading village when strange things start happening. She decides it’s best to move into the village for strength in numbers when something appears near the edge of town. Alex has to face off against the mighty Ender Dragon. Will she win? Find out in Alex versus the Ender Dragon! The Troller Stonemann has finished his world and is inviting friends to join in and play but someone gets invited that wasn’t meant to. Stonemann’s house is in danger, his world at the hands of a troller. Will he figure out who it is that is trolling and end the destruction of his world? Join him in Minecraft and find out! The Aftermath of Herobrine Alex has saved the villagers from Herobrine… Or so she thought. He as returned and he is angry. An Ender Dragon is summoned in the village. Alex has to defend her home once again. Will she be able to take Herobrine and an Ender Dragon? We will find out in the story! Stopping the Raiding Irongurl How do you deal with a faction raider? Report to the admin? Josh was going to find out. His peaceful faction was gathering iron, gold, coal and such when a nearby faction attacked! Josh lost his entire stash and sets out to get it back. With the help of a friend and his faction Josh teaches a raider a hard lesson. Alex explores The Nether Bat keeping wither skeletons, village trapping endermen, and a floating village. Alex didn’t know what to expect when she entered the nether. Will she free the enslaved villagers? Will she perish against the Enderman King? Only one way to find out! Getting started in the New World Alex is excited and ready to build and mine. As she digs deeper and deeper, surprises wait around every corner in the depths of the earth. Alex must face zombie attacks and waves of creepers. Will she survive them or will she be turned into one of them? The Mansion of Steve As Steve makes a new home in Minecraft a ghost starts appearing. Who is the strange ghost and why is it haunting Steve? As the ghost returns it reveals that it is known throughout all of Minecraft and feared. Will Steve be able to stop the ghost? Read all about it and find out! Herobrine Returns Alex moved into Minecraft and comes across a village. While there a voice calls to her from the wind and she is curious to figure out who it is. The local village elder tells her to be careful since a Minecraft myth lived here for a while. Will Alex rid herself of this ghost? Will the villagers be safe?
Diary of a Middle School Zombie: No Zombie Left Behind
Zack Zombie - 2019
For a long time he's been hoping that he could get adopted by a nice human family one day. But when Zombie finally gets his wish, things quickly get out of control, and turn crazier, and funnier than everyone expects. What will you get when a 12 year old zombie goes to live with a human family? All kinds of hysterically ridiculous adventures, that's what! Want to know what kind of trouble Zombie gets into?
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WARNING: This Book Will Cause Spontaneous Bursts of Uncontrollable Laughter Anywhere and Anytime. Not to Be Read in Quiet Places (Like the Library) or On the Toilet.
From book: . . .But when you're a zombie, you have to get used to your body doing some weird things. Like one of the zombie kids I know has a really weird belly button. Actually, his belly button is a screw. The other zombie kids always ask him why he has a screw for a belly button. But he said that he really didn't know. So one time, we decided to get a screwdriver. And when we finally got the screw out, the weirdest thing happened. . . .His butt fell off.
Get Your Copy Today! Kids age 8-12 will Laugh Their Heads Off while reading This Zany Comic Adventure. Perfect New Book Series to Bring the Gift of Laughter to Your 8-12 year old Son or Daughter. **Fully Illustrated with over 150 Pictures!** (A Non-Minecraft Book)
Parents: This book is a must-read for children who love to laugh. Kids ages 8-12 can't wait to jump into to these adventures! Great Books for Kids age 9 12, also perfect kids epic books for ages 8, 9 , 10 , 11 , 12 and older. If you are looking for books for 8-12 year old boys and girls, these funny Zombie books are great to motivate your child to enjoy reading. What can we say? Kids love books about funny zombies!
Nub's Adventures: The Great Jailbreak - An Unofficial Roblox Book
Nub Neb - 2017
All he did was float around the unending Server Nexus. No school, no chores, no nothing! If only it could've stayed that way forever. Suddenly, a huge force knocked him out of his fortress of solitude and straight into a high-security prison with a whole bunch of weirdos wearing orange jumpsuits! Through rap battles and flurries of taser barbs, will Nub survive inside the prison, nevertheless, escape from it? Written by the gamer and YouTuber, NubNeb, Nub's Adventures will hook young readers in with its lovable characters, hilarious moments, and fun lessons along the way! Based on the popular Roblox game called Jailbreak
Chhota Bheem Kung Fu Dhamaka Movie - SneapPeak Free eBook
Rajiv Chilaka
Kalia gets beaten and drops out. In the middle of the fight, Zuhu an evil part demon and nephew to the emperor returns after being banished from the kingdom and kidnaps the daughter to the emperor, Princess Kia. Bheem gives chase, over rooftops and treacherous ravines but Zuhu disappears with the princess.Bheem is up against it, with his friend's ,Emperor Jian and Dragonland people's Support. Bheem goes after Zuhu, along the way freeing the people, Zuhu held as his slaves and rescuing princess Kia earning love and respect in the land of the dragon.
Where's Scotty? Book 1 - The Island of DOOM: Books for Kids
Cat Crafter - 2016
but he’s gone missing! Now it’s up to Alex to find him. Teaming up with a wacky old wizard called Abraham and a crew of the laziest sailors around, Alex must brave storms, creepers, zombies and much worse to find out what has happened to her best friend. But will she be able to survive this crazy adventure? When will Abraham stop talking to random objects? What is going on with the mysterious island? And why does Captain Cat Danger like cats so much? Find out the answer to these questions and more as Alex's journey leads her into the adventure of a lifetime! Danger! Excitement! But will she find Scotty? Great book for kids aged 7 to 12.
Franky the Frog
Arnie Lightning - 2015
Franky is a very happy frog. Do you want to find out why he is so happy?This is an excellent storybook for early readers, reading aloud at home, and as a bedtime story.5 fun short stories for kids Includes funny frog jokes for kids Perfect for a bedtime story for kids Excellent for early and beginner readers Big and cute illustrations for early and younger readers.
Diary of a Confused Harry Potter: The Cowardly Wizard
Alex Pan - 2016
But have you ever heard the story of a Wimpy Harry Potter? Harry's a regular kid, who hates fighting, and just so happens to be named Harry Potter. But he's not the Harry Potter you're thinking of! Coincidentally, this Wimpy Harry Potter does go to Hogwarts, and guess what? Hogwarts stinks! It's just like every other school! Mostly, it's boring, but it's stressful and embarrassing and scary too! Plus, at Hogwarts, there's actually evil teachers, monsters lurking in the basement, and those awful Slytherins always teasing everyone about magical blood purity! It's a mess. Read Harry's diary and you'll learn how to survive at school--even if you never wanted to go in the first place! Diary of a Wimpy Harry Potter is a parody, aimed at young readers who enjoy Harry Potter, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, or Mad Magazine style parodies. It's a silly fun read for independent readers. Diary of a Wimpy Hairy Potter
The Amazing World of Gumball 2016 Grab Bag
Katy Farina - 2016
What the what?! Is there really a secret treasure hidden in the school’s basement?! Based on Cartoon Network’s award-winning original series, Gumball and Darwin head back to school! It’s a brand-new collection of shorts and illustrations featuring everyone’s favorite mischief-makers.
My best friend bob is a scary monster: (Picture Books, Preschool Books, Ages 5-7 Baby Books, Kids Book, Bedtime Story, childrens book, fairy tales, monster story)
Annette Sawyer - 2018
Join Jack and his monster companion as they explore exotic locations to try and find out what makes children scared. Learn about the secret world of monsters, what makes monsters afraid, and how to help a monster with their homework. Like all good bed-time books for kids, My Best Friend is a Scary Monster is appropriate for all reading levels and can be enjoyed over and over again. There’s even a lesson about finding true friendship and overcoming your own fears. Overall, if you have any interest in bed-time books for kids , then My Best Friend is a Scary Monster is a great way to introduce your young ones to the genre.
Pick Your Own Quest: Escape From Minecraft
Connor Hoover - 2018
All you want to do is get home. Or wait . . . maybe you should look around for a little while first. Can you take the right path and escape from Minecraft?This is the first of 3 Minecraft Pick Your Own Quest adventure books, each with over 30 possible endings!
BOOKS IN THE PICK YOUR OWN QUEST MINECRAFT SERIES:
Escape From Minecraft
Return to Minecraft
Minecraft The End
OTHER BOOKS IN THE PICK YOUR OWN QUEST SERIES:
King Tut's Adventure
Trapped in a Fairy Tale
Dragon vs. Unicorn
OTHER SERIES BY CONNOR HOOVER
WIZARDS OF TOMORROW
Wizards of Tomorrow Book 1
Wizards of Tomorrow Book 2
Wizards of Tomorrow Book 3
Wizards of Tomorrow Book 4
ALIEN TREASURE HUNTERS
Alien Treasure Hunters Book 1
Alien Treasure Hunters Book 2
The Legend of The Pink Unicorn, 1
Ken T. Seth - 2015
The Black Death has arrived. Fatima loses her parents to the plague. She's wandering in the forest alone and doesn't know where to go for comfort. In her desperation and in the cold at night, she dreams of a pink unicorn that can save her from fear and starvation. When she wakes she sees the carriage of the princess passing by. It has a pink unicorn design on it. Fatima pursues the carriage, meets the princess, and her life is forever changed as she learns the true meaning of the pink unicorn.
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Adventures in Cutie Patootie Land and The Pizza Party (an hilarious adventure for children ages 7-12)
Starrie Sky - 2013
The mean Mr. Zonk tries his best to spoil their fun, but the girls won't be fooled by his tricks.As they fly through Cutie Patootie Land in their spaceship, Heidi, Arika, and Olga set off on the first of many adventures, saving the day in the most fashionable way. Fans of Diary of a 6th Grade Ninja, Goddess Girls and Slumber Party Wars will find the Cutie Patooties BEYOND cute!Catagories: Action Books for Kids 9-12, Adventure Books for Kids ages 9-12, and Christian Girls Books.
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