But with Enforcers in hot pursuit, Special Agent EAFY584 can only escape by crashing her stolen starship out of hyperspace into an uncharted solar system. Fortunately for her, the planet called Earth has a human population. Unfortunately for them, standard Enforcer procedure is to sterilize any planet where a spy might be hiding. WHAT CAN YOU DO WHEN DISASTER IS COMING AND NOBODY CARES? To outward appearances, Effie is a typical human teenager. She claims it's part of her undercover work on another world. Whether that's true or not, the disguise works. When she tries to warn the government the world is in danger, no one takes her seriously. The only person who will listen is a lonely old cowboy and he’s already at death’s door. Maybe if she plays her cards just right, his help will be enough. HONESTY MAY NOT BE THE BEST POLICY Effie knows that the Enforcers will arrive sooner or later, so she does everything in her power to be up front with the government. She admits she's an alien, she admits she's from outer space, and tells everyone she wants to help. But who listens to a young woman about a potential alien invasion? JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE WON'T LISTEN DOESN'T MEAN THE THREAT ISN'T REAL. Effie has no choice, she must prepare for battle. She goes into the global marketplace and sells her technology, a little here, a little there. She'll get ready for the bad guys on her own. But that is just step one. Step two means taking the fight to the Enforcers' home system. After all, if you are going to stand up to a bully, you better be ready to finish the job. And if that means dragging Earth into an interplanetary war, they'll have to get used to it.

    Instead, he heals her wounds and promises not to hurt her, and his gentle but protective demeanor wins her over. But when he eventually turns cold and pushes her away, she’s left confused and heartbroken. Determined to make a life for herself on planet New Vaxx, she visits Vaxxlian Matchmakers—only to receive shocking news about the identity of her soul mate.Gavvin is an outcast among his people, and he has no plans to take a bride. But his self-control is tested when he comes across Molly, a human woman in distress. She’s the sweetest, most beautiful female he’s ever met, and her enticing scent calls up long-buried primal needs. Pushing her away is the hardest thing he’s ever done, but it’s for the best. How could any female find happiness mated to an outcast like him? But when Molly’s life is threatened, he’ll risk everything to save the sweet human who’s stolen his heart.

    Her life is set on rinse and repeat with her head kept down and her life on a track that seems several shades of boring. Until she wakes up in a prison camp on an alien planet… run by humans.Forced into a tiny cell with an alien male, Silva has to confront her fears and realize that her reality has changed for good. The male trapped with her is a lot more than she can handle and a lot more than he seems.Why is she here? What are his intentions? Can she rely on the male beside her or is she falling into the breeding machinations of an alien race?Can she change the future of humanity?Disclaimer: This book has a lot of adult language, steamy knotty romance, and a healthy dose of consent, communication, and respect. If you are offended by manacles, alien physiology, or women screaming yes repeatedly, well maybe you should read this little story and get over that.It can be read as a standalone but frankly, this is just the tip.

    If you wake in the morning, plan to quit, and by 6 p.m. you're drinking again, then this book is for you. I'm not only saying that because I wrote the book :) I also knew I was drinking more than I wanted to, and so I did a sober 'trial' to see how things would be different. In this book I walk you through all the things: what to expect, what to do instead, WHY be sober, who to tell and what to say, and I answer a lot of common questions like "how long until the voice in my head stops yelling at me?" Sign up for free daily emails > http://www.tiredofthinkingaboutdrinki... Anonymous support to quit drinking. See you soon :) hugs, Belle xo The e-book extra content that I couldn’t fit into the print edition because of length: Recipe for Banana Bread, recipe for Tiramisu (made without alcohol). And the divine recipe for Fuck You Wolfie Lemonade.

    Each warrior is shocked to discover a female from this rare species is his fated mate.Get the complete Alien Bounty Hunter series in one location! The prequel, three novellas, five full-length novels, an extended epilogue and a series Glossary:Kroga’s BrideRayzor’s OneJoyzal’s PrizeKayzon’s WishSyrin’s MateZhoryan’s GameDaxon’s HostageKroga’s RedemptionWant more Xylan warriors and stories with characters from New Earth? Try these spin-off series: The Swirl, The Fever Brothers and Monsters Love Curvy Girls!

    She has endured heartbreaking tragedy in her childhood and hopes the future would be more kind to her. But, due to a strange turn of events, she ends up in a marriage of convenience with Arjun, an attractive and adventurous entrepreneur. They both agree to be married for just a year. Their carefully laid plans shatter during the one year of marriage. Arjun discovers Neha is not as conventional and plain as he believed. There lurks a strong-minded, intelligent girl beneath the plain exterior which captures his attention. Neha, on the other hand, catches a glimpse of an amazing person in Arjun who just takes her breath away. Do they get the divorce that they had both desperately wanted? Or does life have something else in store for them? This is a lighthearted, happy, romantic book which will make you fall in love all over again.

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    Now he wants me to pretend to be his wife! This guy has some nerve. I don’t work for free, and I know he has more than enough money to pay what he owes me. I created a one-of-a-kind piece of ironwork for him, art that came straight from my soul. Then he brings up this insane offer, one I’d normally refuse. But the price he’s willing to pay would make my life much easier. So I agree. Everything goes fine until I get to know him. I feel things for him I shouldn’t. Can I risk falling for him?

    Hunt! Lovely - Romantic - Exciting! FREE with Kindle Unlimited. On 99c SALE for a limited time only (Normally $18.99) They’ve been watching Earth for a thousand years. Now, our paths will finally cross. Albaterra is a beautiful, diverse planet, just one galaxy away from the Milky Way. Its inhabitants? A race of blue-skinned, white-eyed, muscular aliens who call themselves the A’li-uud. They are fierce warriors, and they revere the ground upon which they walk, but the security of the comfortable world they’ve built for themselves is about to be put to the test because humans are close. Very close. When a human spacecraft crashes onto Albaterra, nothing short of chaos ensues. Violence and deceit threaten to tear the serene A’li-uud civilization apart and obliterate the human race altogether. It is left up to a select few alien males and the human females who’ve captured their hearts to not only save what is about to be lost but blossom a seedling of hope for a prosperous future into a flower of fruition. Discover Rex, one of the eleven elite Elders who protects the curvaceous Tabitha against his obligations to the A’li-uud Council. Learn why Duke, the militant mission captain, forsakes all he’s ever known when he meets Emily. Follow the alpha male Dane as he is caught between filling his brother’s shoes and fulfilling his desires with the New York ambassador, Roxanne. Join Lokos and Celine in unexpected unity when they face a new danger that could threaten everything. Find Khrel battling his loyalty to his kingdom and his feelings for Lena. Meet the snarky Zuran as he tears himself away from a criminal past for a future with the selfless Phoebe. And, finally, watch Venan discover what it truly means to lead a kingdom with the help of Octavia. In an era of widespread fear, dangerous mistrust, and extreme cultural differences, romances bud with such flaming passion, they could set the world on fire. Everyone wants that happy ending, but both A’li-uud and humans are going to discover the answer to one of the time’s greatest questions: does love really conquer all? #1 BESTSELLING Paranormal Alien Romance Series now available in a Complete Box Set! This complete collection has all the key romance, action, and drama to make you fall in love with the characters. All 7 books include curvy females who come into their own and alpha aliens with a hunger for passion and insatiable desires. Book 1 – Rex Book 2 – Duke Book 3 – Dane Book 4 – Lokos Book 5 – Khrel Book 6 – Zuran Book 7 – Venan

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    But there it was, floating in the water. Still, if she’d needed a sign that she was meant to use her magic to help her grandpa solve the town’s troubles, she couldn’t ask for a better one.Except, her police chief grandfather wants her far from danger, and his assistant police chief, though too sexy to ignore, is keeping some of the evidence to himself.Either way, Opal’s having none of it. She’s going to prove she’s a valuable asset, and the best way to do that is to solve the crime. The police are dragging their feet, and Opal knows if they don’t crack the case soon, someone might get away with murder. If she needs help, she’ll call her BFF who may just be a psychic. Grab your copy of Murder and Moonstones today to immerse yourself in murder, magic and mayhem! Murder and Moonstones is the first book in the Crystal Cove Cozy Mystery series. If you enjoy lighthearted, paranormal mysteries with a fun romance, then you’ll love Cindy Stark’s mystical adventures!

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    So what made him risk it all for the gruelling, year-long SAS Selection course, with a better than ninety per cent chance of failing to win the toughest badge in the British Army at the end of it? Over the months of combat patrols, press-ups, punishing runs and Gas! Gas! Gas!, the ordeals of Long Drag and hostile interrogation, Ballinger learnt that who you think you are and what the Army wants you to be are very different things, and the end product of Selection bears little relation to either. This vivid, often funny account of the varied characters who commit so much to training for the 'misfits regiment' is remarkable both for its unromantic authenticity, and for its objective attempt to find out why. A question, Ballinger discovered, that few, if any, in the SAS could answer.

    Robin Ellacott's long-term boyfriend, Matthew, proposes on her first day to work for Strike as temp secretary.