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     Enderzilla and Zombiezilla are fed up. Humiliated and defeated, they're not putting up with Sky and SSundee anymore. They're teaming up and they want revenge once and for all. Sky and SSundee are in trouble. It was hard enough for them to take down one of the Zillas, but two? How can they handle two of them? Who will win in this final battle??Find out in this awesome mining novel with the famous Sky and SSundee! Scroll up and get your copy now! Buy this book risk free with Amazon’s 7 Day MONEY BACK guarantee of love.

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    Are you a fan of Minecraft? Do you enjoy the Minecraft Diary series? Then you'll love this collection of funny Minecraft jokes and memes.

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     Shweta wakes up in an unknown planet with an advanced civilisation and sets out with Alexander Ishutin, a former spy of the RSV to discover about the far future. Underlying the lives of these two girls in different worlds, there lies a dark secret. Will they ever come across this dark secret or will it be so chilling that it won't be worth living for? Prepare yourselves for a psyched, dystopian adventure. Not for the faint hearted.