Take It, Boy


Chara Croft - 2020
    I wear the uniform because I get off on being the man in charge, and just because the kid I pull over while stuck on this bullshit duty out in the middle of the goddamn Arizona desert doesn’t look dangerous, that doesn’t mean I’ll go easy on him. In fact, with no one around, I’m pretty sure I can go as hard as I want.I’m too much of a hard-ass--and too fucking straight--to be swayed when he blinks those sweet baby blues up at me. And no, my cock doesn’t get a say in the matter, thank you very much. It has no business noticing the kid’s pretty pink mouth in the first place, and it for damn sure shouldn’t be getting this excited about his total failure to resist arrest.CHARLIE: Getting stopped by a super hot cop in the middle of the desert after stealing my stupid, lying, cheating, tiny-dicked asshole of an ex-boyfriend’s car is definitely the highlight of my day. And no, I’m not being sarcastic, because holy fuckballs of golden gay boy glory, asshole ex-boyfriend who? Officer McHot-n-Angry looks like he stepped directly out of my personal spank bank, and if real life were like a porn shoot, he’d cuff me, strip-search me, and make me forget all about my ex…. and then, of course, we’d live happily ever after.I mean, a boy can dream, right?TAKE IT, BOY is a 24,000-word porntastically delicious little piece of gay smut which can’t in any way be mistaken for an actual romance… unless you’re a twink like Charlie, the cheeky little shit. He totally spoiled the author’s plans to write a dirty non-con short by being far too eager and enthusiastic and categorically refusing to say no to the hot cop who was so deliciously mean to him.Don’t touch this one if you can’t handle OTT instalust, a ridiculously porny “plot,” and a fisting scene that will put Charlie’s size-queen claim to the test... but if you’re into scowling alphaholes and the starry-eyed twinks who turn into heart-eye emojis when the right man tells them what to do, then snatch this one up quick! I promise, boo, this tasty little treat will definitely be your jam.

Second Chances


T.A. Webb - 2012
    His finance job in the Atlanta nonprofit scene stresses him out, his mother is dying, and his relationship with Brian Jacobs has crashed and burned. He needs a distraction, some way to relax, and a massage seems like just the thing. He never expected his massage therapist, Antonio Roberto, to become his best friend.Despite their differences—Antonio is a divorced single father—the two men forge a firm friendship that weathers Mark’s reconciliation with Brian and Antonio’s questionable taste in women. Over the years, Antonio remains constant in his support, though others in Mark’s life come and go through a revolving door.When a young boy runs away from the group home where he works, Mark finds another door opening. Through it all he holds on to the things his loved ones taught him—about family, about friends and lovers, about life and death. Most importantly, he realizes that sometimes the greatest gift of all is a second chance.

Hipster Brothel


K.A. Merikan - 2017
    --- Mr. B has always been a safe guy for Jo to crush on. He’s the cutest bearded lumber-god to salivate over. Add to that his friendly, outgoing personality, and Mr. B might just be the first guy Jo would be willing to kiss. Fortunately, Mr. B has been in a relationship for years, and Jo is no home-wrecker. But when Mr. B breaks up with his partner and all of a sudden is single, available, and talks about his plans to be sexually adventurous, Jo isn’t so sure anymore if he has the guts to come out as bisexual. After a sour breakup, Mr. B wants to show his ex that he’s independent, exciting, and can do very well without him. His best friend Jo is there to the rescue, and they come up with a great new business venture. One thing they lack to start their own line of artisanal boozy jams - money for the investment. After a drunken brainstorming session, Mr. B finds a way to both gather the cash and show the middle finger to his ex. He will create a one of a kind Hipster Brothel - The Lumbersexual Experience - offering wood chopping lessons, pipe smoking, and a reclaimed wood bed where the magic happens. It’s bound to be a success… if only Mr. B can go through with it, because the mixed signals from Jo are making him wonder if his best friend is as straight as he always seemed. POSSIBLE SPOILERS: Themes: Hipsters, sex work, friends to lovers, bisexuality, post-breakup issues, coming out, first time, alternative lifestyles, lumbersexual bear, commitment Genre: M/M contemporary romance Length: ~50,000 words (standalone novel) WARNING: Explicit content, strong language. A shameless amount of buzzwords. May cause second-hand embarrassment.