Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault
Sopha King Tyerd - 2014
Delve deep into the mind of these creatures and learn what makes them tick.
Summer in the Bayou
Caroline Mickelson - 2016
James (AKA manners columnist Miss Prim & Proper) heads to Sinful, Louisiana to stay with her frail, elderly great-aunt Ida Belle, a woman she's never met. What better place to hide than a sleepy little southern bayou town where nothing ever happens? But when the bullets start to fly, she soon discovers that her aunt Ida Belle and friends are anything but feeble, and that Sinful is anything but quiet. When the corpse of a scorned suitor goes missing, Stephanie decides her best hope to escape a murder rap is to join forces with Swamp Team Three.
Last of the Summer Wine: The Inside Story of the World's Longest-Running Comedy Series
Andrew Vine - 2010
It premiered 37 years ago, in 1973, and, after 31 series it finally came to an end last year – even though all its original protagonists – Compo, Foggy, even Nora Batty – are now dead. Remarkably, for a series of such longevity and international appeal, it is all about elderly people, has little action or plot, and is set and filmed in and around the small Yorkshire town of Holmfirth. Now, Andrew Vine, the deputy editor of Yorkshire’s daily newspaper, has written the definitive history of this television phenomenon. It covers the show’s inauspicious beginnings, with low ratings, its endless reinvention as participants like Bill Owen, Michael Bates, Brian Wilde and Kathy Staff retired or died, the appearance of a string of guest stars from John Cleese and Norman Wisdom to Thora Hird and Russ Abbott (both of whom soon found themselves fixtures in the cast), and the ingenious plot contrivances as the protagonists became too old and frail to attempt any of the slapstick stunts with runaway prams – indeed any outdoor action. Holmfirth is now a year-round tourist attraction, and endless repeats and new DVD box sets will ensure a readership for this book for years to come.
Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris Summary & Study Guide
BookRags - 2010
61 pages of summaries and analysis on Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris.This study guide includes the following sections: Plot Summary, Chapter Summaries & Analysis, Characters, Objects/Places, Themes, Style, Quotes, and Topics for Discussion.
Secrets of Retail
J.W. Martin - 2010
This wasn't always the case, but years in the soul-shattering world of retail have made Wade a bitter, cynical young man. Impeded by a lack of direction and nearly infinite levels apathy, Wade idles through his days avoiding waves of annoying customers, his obtrusive boss and any kind of work in general. When a management opportunity makes itself available Wade finds himself facing an unprecedented weekend of opportunity and distraction, a gauntlet of women he can't begin to understand, and a potential mental breakdown that could destroy his personal and professional life at once.
Seriously Mum, Who's that Chicken?
Alan Parks - 2017
In fact, each setback they experience just seems to immerse them deeper into a life they have totally fallen in love with. 'Seriously Mum, Who's that Chicken?' is the latest installment of their adventures as they continue to seize the day, living off-grid and loving every minute.
Bog Roll Battles (Clovenhoof: The Isolation Chronicles #1)
Haide Goody & Iain Grant - 2020
100% of author profits from this edition of the book will go to The Trussel Trust, a charity that supports 1,200 UK food banks and provides emergency food and support to people locked in poverty, people who need help more than ever at this time.
The Charmcaster
Whiskey Flowers - 2019
He married one of the women from the mountain tribes to make the new alliance go smoother and was prepared to live with her for the rest of his days. Things did not go according to plan, their son was born with a handicap that others in the kingdom would never overlook. Instead of being born a mage like his parents, Rell Duncan was born a charmcaster. Young Rell is sent away and his father remarries to have an heir the people will accept. Now as a grown man Rell has returned to claim his birthright from his younger brother despite what others think about him and prove no mage is a match for The Charmcaster.
Dangerous: A Bad Boy Romance
Emilia Violet - 2017
My career, my friends, my image, it's all been forced on me by my parents. And now they're getting involved in my love-life too. They want me to marry Jack Lawrence, they think he's perfect. They know nothing. I'm at breaking point when I meet the infamous Irish businessman, Kai Mulligan. Dark, dangerous and completely unobtainable, he's the polar opposite of golden boy Jack. He lives for his freedom and won't be tied down. Everyone warns me to steer clear of him, but the more I get to know Kai, the more I realise that this bad boy might not be all he seems. I'm tired of being my parents puppet, of being the good girl and doing what's expected of me. I'm ready to take control of my own life despite the consequences I know I'll face. Make my own choices, decide what I want. And what I want may just be Kai... *** Full length standalone romance with guaranteed HEA *** *** 18+ readers. Explicit sex scenes and strong language throughout. ***
Minecraft Comics: Steve's Quest to Defeat Herobrine: Split Between Dimensions: Episode 1
Vernon Lam - 2015
Read on your PC, Mac, smart phone, tablet or Kindle device. Steve and Herobrine are twins that came from the same father. As children at the age of 14, their father taught them how to craft swords and how to fight with them, along with spells. Herobrine would always be better than Steve in all the tasks, and would tease and bully Steve. Steve would always be last place in any competition against Steve. Their father preferred Herobrine and pampered Herobrine with the best weapons and spells. Steve would always get the short end of the stick... Eventually Herobrine was overcome with power and greed. He traveled far into the Nether to learn dark magic from Black Witches to gain more power. He wanted to rule the kingdom of Minecraft with an iron fist. Now Steve holds the great task of protecting the kingdom of Minecraft against his own brother! Will he succeed? Or will he fall in the midst of Herobrine's might? Read on to continue the epic adventure of Steve's Quest Against Herobrine
The Importance of Being Roger
Raymond M. Hall - 2016
He doesn’t intend things to fall apart around him, but they generally do just that! Since childhood, he hated the surname fate pushed upon him by an uncaring father and a doting mother. His father abandons the family in order to run off with a ‘slapper’ from his workplace, leaving a bitter wife who’s only solace is the local Catholic priest. Father Reilly’s visits to her home are the only relief from the day to day drudgery. Roger befriends a girl, Mary, and at last finds something worthwhile in his young life. But, Mary lets him down when she goes off with Roger’s arch enemy, Billy Brown. Roger’s faith in women is destroyed and he vows never to become involved again, which is not difficult for Roger who appears to take very little interest in anything of a physical nature. The story takes the reader through Roger’s school days, university, and his dramatic entrance into the workforce. At first, Roger’s naivety causes all kinds of hilarious disasters, some of them with fatal consequences. Later in life, as he matures, he becomes more calculating, always putting himself first in order to take advantage of a situation. From time to time he touches base with home and his first love, Mary; never realising that the torch she once carried for him still burns brightly. In the vein of Tom Sharpe and Ben Elton, this story leads the reader through life according to Roger. You will either love him or hate him; however, you will almost certainly know someone just like him!