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    Momoki, a renowned colorectal surgeon, has been on a never-ending quest to seek out the perfect ass. When handsome Jin walks into his clinic one day complaining of an itch, alas! In front of him is the most exquisite ass he’s ever laid eyes on...firm and juicy like a succulent apple, with not a hair or peach fuzz in sight. It is an ass sent down by the gods! One examination leads to another...and the two begin exploring the pleasures of each other's bodies.

    She has been desperate to touch Jiho since the day he moved in next door—but he's a germaphobe. Will Sia best his mysophobia and touch Jiho?

    

    What else would you expect from an established doctor? He's everything that Junyoung wants to be, once he gets out of college. Oh, and Junyoung's not gay. At least, that's what he says... while he's more or less having sex with Sihoon. A man. A married man. A married man who happens to be dating his his best friend, Mari.

    However..."Since when did this kind of scumbag start living in my castle?"Without a single tear to shed nor a drop of blood to spill, that cruel and cold emperor, Claude!Will I, the Princess Athanasia who was caught by him, survive?"I... What should I do..."

    Due to a mistake one night, I became the target of the most obsessive man and a villainess!After possessing Ripley, a count’s daughter and an extra in a novel, I became the female lead.Since this is the case, I will try to enjoy the riches and luxuries of a nobleman that I couldn’t experience in my past life.I can remember up to drinking alone in a corner at a party…but I woke up the next day in the male lead’s bed!Ripley became the target of the villainess after the male lead’s remarks that she should be responsible for spending their first night together.Knowing the fate of the female lead, Ripley tries to get rid of the male lead by causing trouble, not washing, and all sorts of things.Nevertheless, the male lead’s unwavering single-minded heart begins to shake.

    When a chance encounter with brilliant makeup artist Yuseong leas to her taking part in a televised makeup competition, Yeseul begins to question the role that makeup and appearance play in society.

    Abandoned by his fiancee, his family, his church, and his government, Sergeant Dan Sylva returns to Iraq for a third tour of duty - and a descent into Hell itself! If the demon Belathauzer and the mysterious mercenary group known as Bloodstone have their way, Iraq, the place where civilization began, may also be where civilization ends! The reinvented Devil-Slayer takes Marvel's Dead of Night to terrifying new heights, from award-winning horror novelist Brian Keene (The Rising, Dark Hollow) and artist Chris Samnee (Daredevil: Blood of the Tarantula)! Collects Dead of Night Featuring Devil-Slayer #1-4.

     Cheryl is excited her sister Julie has asked for her help in organising her wedding but things aren't turning out the way Cheryl had hoped. There's going to be no little village church and no bridesmaids dress; the wedding is taking place on the Greek island of Holkamos. Vangelis has the perfect beach location for a wedding but his little beach cafe has never catered for weddings before. Will he be able to cope with all of Julie's demands? Andréas has moved back to Holkamos to help run the family gift shop after the death of his father. The business has to move with the times but will his mum allow things to change? Johnny is Cheryl's best friend. He doesn't like the way Julie treats her and has a plan to put things right but is it the right thing for Cheryl and what happens when they both arrive on the Greek island. Could it become more than just a weekend wedding for Cheryl and Johnny?

    She fas been desperate to touch Tho since the day he moved in next door-but he's germaphobe. Will Sia Best his mysophobia and touch Jiho?

    With the support of a rising star in the local police force, Hayan steps up to protect her loved ones, face her past, and get her revenge.

    I'm viewed as the girliest of girls and no one dare thinks I would think about anything naughty. But that isn't always a good thing. I have my desires and I want to let it out!

    But now he's depressed and hides in his room avoiding everyone—including his best friend Y. An attack on their hometown by Legendary Pokémon Xerneas and Yveltal, led by Team Flare, forces X outside… Now what?Contains all 8 volumes of the Pokemon Diamond and Pearl Adventure! series and a collectible poster

    She’s got great friends, a cool Dad (or so he thinks) and a whole lot ahead of her. The last thing she needs is to worry about having her first kiss. But that’s all about to change because her good pal Patrick just challenged her to a bet that will either lead to love, heartbreak or embarrassment…or maybe all three.