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For the Love of the Sea
Jennifer Bohnet - 2006
When catastrophe strikes, Cassie has to accept she can’t change the inevitable.
McIntyre Security Bodyguard Series - Box Set 4
April Wilson - 2021
She doesn't remember any of it, but she has the bruises and lacerations all over her body as painful reminders of something she just wants to put behind her. The problem is, she can’t move on. Everything she’d ever hoped for was torn away from her that night. The man she’s been crushing on has vowed to restore her sense of safety and security. He’ll stop at nothing to catch the assailant who hurt her. The tragic irony is, now he wants her in his life. But it’s too late now.Mack Donovan has always kept a careful distance from Erin. She’s sweet, beautiful, and innocent - way too young and too good for him. After a career in the military and a stint as a mercenary, he’s done things he's not proud of. He thinks his hands are too dirty to touch her. When he rejects her invitation to attend a New Year’s Eve party, the unthinkable happens. A sexual predator drugs Erin and steals not just her innocence, but her sense of self. Mack will stop at nothing to find him and end him. In the meanwhile, he’s not giving up on Erin. He will show her that not all men are monsters.With This RingAnnie is marrying her best friend today, the love of her life. She's waited years for this day, and she's not going to let anything get in the way. So what if she's nine months pregnant with twins and starting to feel contractions? She only has to make it until the ceremony is done. What could possibly go wrong? As a follow-up novella to Annie and Jake's second chance romance (Redeemed), WITH THIS RING is a heart-warming look at love, romance, family, and childbirth.Collateral DamageWhen Sophie McIntyre's blind date goes horribly wrong, she finds herself running for her life. Dominic Zaretti is a man who gets things done—one who doesn’t mind getting his hands dirty in the process. His job is to disappear with Sophie and keep her alive until the threat is neutralized. But when Dominic falls for the curvy, statuesque beauty, he finds himself making the ultimate sacrifice to keep her safe.
Sand & Sea : Footprints in the Sand
Ann D’Silva - 2019
They say love and soulmates exist no more, Yet they breathe an unseen air to live for sure. Not every story begins in the here and now. Some transit through time never ending. If time were to cease, then some things would live forever… It began in the garden beneath which rivers flow, the place where the Sand and the Sea were born before creation ¬– the first soulmates, the two halves of one whole, the two parts of the eternity sign. A part Koli, East Indian Catholic, Hannah lives in Mumbai where the Sea always watches over her. Yet her dreams are haunted by a voice that calls to her through the breeze… True love walks beside her in another life, yet she is unable to find a way back in time. Riddled with disappointment and distressing heartbreak, she is hopelessly drawn to the path the Universe has laid before her feet. Drawn to Istanbul, she finds part of the puzzle in the Ezan of the Blue Mosque. Could the man from her dreams be real? What could an Indian woman and a Turkish Imam have in common? Will Hannah find what she searches for? Only those who believe will pass the test. Everyone has their own journey; some get on to the path and to some, the path comes calling. This is the tale of the Sand and the Sea, Hanging on the edge of wait, watch and let’s see.
Maybe Hiring (Illicit Library Collection Book 1)
Aurelia Knight - 2022
I embarrassed myself in front of him more than anyone else in my life. I was abrupt, rude, and downright infatuated with him. When he didn’t run from me like everyone else in my life I was sure there had to be something wrong. I didn’t realize how right I was."The thought of you in knots is incredibly sexy. I’d be happy to tie you in some or bend you in them, whichever you prefer"That’s how he left me, tied in knots, and unable to find which way was up. It should have scared me when he revealed the truth about his past, and who his family was, but I was in too deep. He worked his way into my blood, and I was forever changed.He wanted to be a better man and he worked hard to be a better man. I needed to stand beside him, and drag us both into the light. The lure of his utter perfection blinded me, and I didn’t notice there was far worse danger waiting around the corner.“This novel oozes sexiness, drama, and comedy with every turn of the page.”“Funny, sexy, binge-worthy”*This book contains content that is not appropriate for readers under the age of 18*
Behind the Computer
F.L. Jacob - 2015
There have been so many rumors going around about my model, Caleb Allen, and I that I can’t see straight. So, instead of sitting back on my hands like I’m told I need to do, let it blow over, and kill everyone with kindness, I’m going to do what I do best, I’m going to write a book about our relationship. So here it is, our story. The real story. Now if you have anything to talk about, you can shove it because this is the truth. This is the story from behind the computer.
We Met For A Reason
Subrat Saurabh - 2021
It moves with how he went on a roller coaster ride of emotions while dealing with these pretty nymphs and his own idea of life, where relationships are beyond the emotional tie ups, have zero expectations and absolutely no commitment.Karan was fortunate enough to experience the real flavours of love in the form of warm affection, spicy sex and sour betrayal. His idea of romantic relationship is something which starts with a friendship, progresses with fingerlicious food at a restaurant, gets intense in a pub, gets sealed with a lip lock and later dissolves into a one-night stand. However, destiny had a different plan where he ended up falling in love with a girl, whom he thought to be, just another pawn in his journey of self-satisfaction.Sometimes even a short-lived relationship or an incident creates a huge impact on a person’s mind and may change the direction of his life. Life goes through a drastic change for Karan due to an incident and he realizes the importance of relationships.
MILF: The Naughty Neighbor
Emma Scarlett - 2016
Leanna, after finalizing her divorce from Kent’s best friend and sending her son off to college, begins to spend a lot of time at Kent’s house. Kent and his wife have been fighting a lot and since Jen works late often, Kent and Leanna end up spending a lot of time together without Jen. To make matters more complicated, Kent kisses Leanna and then, having cold feet, he takes it back, wanting to just be friends. Leanna does not want to go back to just being friends so she comes up with a plan to seduce him. It starts to work, but Leanna has to decide if she has the wherewithal to go through with her plan and risk not only being rejected by Kent again, but ruining his marriage even further, possibly forever.
Valentine Rush: A Holiday Teaser
Stephanie Nicole Norris - 2019
But when neither of them can shake memories of their love together, that fight turns into an uninhibited passion that could ignite a fire and reunite them for a lifetime.
Host Family
Mameve Medwed - 2000
So Daisy should have seen it coming when Henry dumps her for the extremely French Giselle.
Saving His Curvy Mountain Bride
Sara Hazel - 2019
So when I go there and I’m attacked by the guy who stole it from me, it feels like I’ve lost everything. But then HE saves me. Edgar is a rough and manly mountain man. He’s been here for twenty years and now he’s going to show me in one night all about what it means to lose it all and gain everything. Edgar: I’ve been waiting 20 years for my Mountain Bride. I haven’t touched a woman at all in that time. And now she’s finally here. Jessa has come to my mountain and she requires saving. It’s the perfect chance for me to protect her and show her why she is the Curvy Goddess I’ve been waiting for. Sara Hazel writes red hot over the top insta love stories of curvy women who learn they can have it all -- adventure, career, and love. There is always a hot alpha man who sees the brilliance in the heroine's smile and wants to make her his wife. He can even be a little obsessive about it! Every story has a HAPPY EVER AFTER (HEA) and there is absolutely NO CHEATING!
Made for Him
Alexis Ashlie - 2020
It will give you the HEA that you crave with OTT everything. You don’t want to miss this one.
Summer Fling
Té Russ - 2020
When Jade Sheppard rents a guesthouse near the beach for a week, her only plan is to study for the bar exam and avoid any and all distractions.But when she runs into Keenan Barker, her incredibly sexy host, she quickly realizes that he just might be a distraction that’s impossible to resist.
Maybe Not
Colleen Hoover - 2014
It could be an exciting change.Or maybe not.Especially when that roommate is the cold and seemingly calculating Bridgette. Tensions run high and tempers flare as the two can hardly stand to be in the same room together. But Warren has a theory about Bridgette: anyone who can hate with that much passion should also have the capability to love with that much passion. And he wants to be the one to test this theory.Will Bridgette find it in herself to warm her heart to Warren and finally learn to love?Maybe.Maybe not.
Packaged
Angela Graham - 2014
One lonely woman. One mysterious man. Not all secret admirers write poetry.As intrigued and aroused as she is frightened and appalled by the continuous stream of profound-yet-perverse letters arriving in her office mailbox, shy wallflower Amelia Hill, thinks she’s going insane. Notes turn to text messages, luring her to meet the elusive stranger in a room as dark and hidden as his intentions. Once there, Amelia realizes gut instincts should be heard louder than the deceptive call of temptation. Will one night be enough, or too much? Erotic stand-alone. No cliffy. 32,000+ Words