I can't see you today.Why do potatoes make the best teachers?Because they have eyes in the back of their heads!Here at last: the funny jokes that every seven year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.Give that seven year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!**News Flash** Don't miss the brand new sequel: More Awesome Jokes Every 7 Year Old Should Know!

    It’s a little, green monster that is interested in only one thing- Max’s lunch box! Max and his friend Alex come up with a plan to trap the monster. Will they succeed?

    Nishan Joshi's "My Grandma's Bag of Stories" is delightful and at the same time enjoyable. This book is a collection of 40 moral stories, ideal for young children and those who are 5+ in age. Simple and lucid language of the book, makes reading a pleasure. Each story ends with a powerful message which can be interpreted in various ways and will help you expand the horizons of your mind. This book guides one on the correct path by enlightening with age old morals interlaced with new age stories. I hope you will imbibe the morals and apply them in your day to day life. You can read more moral stories on Nishant’s website: www.nishantindia.com.

    Jokes for children is scientifically proven to make you and any child happier! Kids jokes are fun no matter what age you’re in! Enjoy these jokes and riddles!Remember,A laugh a day keeps the doctor away!

    Lily was an adventurous mermaid and loved to explore the entire ocean. One day as Lily was exploring, she finds a gold chest full of dazzling jewels. Beaming with excitement she returns home to show everyone her treasure only to find that her beloved pet jellyfish Jiggles is missing! What happened to Jiggles? Will she ever find her missing pet? What will Lily do with her fantastic treasure?Download your copy today for just $0.99 and find out what happens!tags: mermaid books for girls, mermaid books for girls 9 12, mermaid books for teens, books for kids, childrens books, bedtime stories, mermaid book, kids book, beginner readers, intermediate readers, kids chapter books, kids books age 3 to 6, books for girls

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    But unlike the other chickens in her flock, she was bored! Her life was about to change when a strange and small zombie knight named Sir Zebulon chose her to be his chicken battle steed and named her 'Cluckington'. And now, this highly independent chicken will try everything to get rid of the zombie knight who took over her life. Will she ever find her freedom? Or will she grow to respect the gallant Sir Zebulon and his knight's code? Box Set - Book 2 Off to kill an evil witch!! Now that Cluckington is safe from the Steve, and she's realized how much she values the brave and strange Sir Zebulon the Zombie Knight, they're off to meet up with a stinky zombie and a weird skeleton with glowing eyes to kill an evil witch--whatever that is... But when the zombie's terrifying creature--something Sir Zebulon calls a cat--seems to be interested in nothing more than making a meal out of Cluckington, how will she be a good mount for her master and keep moving, focused on his mission, with a ferocious feline ambushing her at every turn?? Box Set - Book 3 (EXTRA EPIC EDITION) An unexpected RACE for treasure! - EXTRA EPIC After leaving the weird skeleton, the stinky zombie, and the evil kitty cat behind, Cluckington is taking Sir Zebulon back east to the place he calls home. But past a nasty swamp and a foreboding jungle, the duo come across a strange and unexpected sight--a haunting stranger with glowing white eyes offering an amazing prize to the winner of a spectacular footrace! All mobs are invited to join the race, and a flaming diamond sword promised to the victor is something too awesome for Sir Zebulon to pass up! The zombie knight and his trusty chicken battle steed feel confident that they can win! But when a mean zombie pigman jockey from the Nether starts playing dirty and cheating, will Cluckington still be able to overcome the odds and win the race?? Box Set - Book 4 The Rescue of Sir Zebulon Cluckington the brave battle chicken stands staring at the Nether Portal where the scoundrel pigmen just kidnapped Sir Zebulon and took him away into who-knows-where! She follows her master into the fire and brimstone world full of terrifying creatures, determined to bring him back, but how long will she have to find him before the portal home disappears?? What's a chicken to do, surrounded by hostile pigmen in a strange and fiery land? Through perilous terrain and past hot la

    The stranger turns out to be Jack, an easy-going adventure-loving traveler who subsequently strikes up a friendship with Herobrine. Together, the two heroes team up for their first adventure together when they go in search of jewels in a legendary haunted dungeon. Little do they know that their quest will take them into mortal danger against a powerful supernatural enemy…

    Can Steve defeat the evil King Vertebray the Handsom, steal the treasure, and escape? He might need some help, from an unexpected source. What're you waiting for? Join this epic adventure now! :) Please note that we are not associated or affiliated with Minecraft/Mojang AB. Minecraft is the official trademark of Mojang AB.

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    If that’s not bad enough, Decks isn’t the old dangerous assassin that he once was! Hiding out has left him out of shape and just a shell of his former self! With things looking so bad, how can Noob and Decks possibly escape or take down the ghouls now?

    Adventure seems to be waiting for him at every slip, slide and fall. And this collection gives you the perfect chance to be a part of his escapades. But, it also gives you something more... an inside view on how Butterfingers was created, which sports he's scared of and more importantly, how similar he thinks you are to him. So go bonkers and grab your copy now!

     This time we're delighted to present A Stunning Master Work - Minecraft Crafting Handbook: Collector's Edition Our goal is to show you the most Incredible Possibilities and unlock your Creative Abilities to Master Minecraft World together with us! * Superior Techniques and Strategies for Crafting * Comprehensive Minecraft Crafting Coverage * Breathtaking Secrets * Crafting and Enchanting Weapons * Crafting and Enchanting Armor Minecraft Crafting Handbook: Ultimate Collector's Edition

    Davenport's follow-up to The Ender War Saga Felix and his sister Liz live in the poor district, and they're forced to work as slaves for the wicked King Maximus. Eventually something happens, and these two siblings start a revolution. Features: -Intense Action Sequences -Multi-layered Characters -Strange Worlds -A Story That Will Keep You Guessing Download your copy today!