Leave Your sleeve, Steve!


Yonit Werber - 2013
    Steve was a sweet and smiley boy.His mom loved him very much, But she had a problem -Every evening, at dinner,When Steve ate cheese, egg, or sandwich with peanut butter and jelly,And some food was left at the corner of his mouth,Steve would clean his mouth with the sleeve of his shirt.Steve's mom asked him over and over again "Leave your sleve, Steve!"but nothing helped.Until one day she had a brilliant idea...

The Surprise Baby: Mail Order Bride Romance


Mercy Levy - 2019
    The money, the clothes, it isn’t enough. She flees to Garvey, Texas in hopes of escaping and runs into love. She leaves a family to find a future. A leap of faith. Lexi’s a mail order bride. John Stark is grieving but when Lexi come to town there is hope. He lost his wife and son and doesn’t expect happiness again. Her raven hair and blue eyes are what he sees first, He doesn’t realize that his future awaits. There is a baby with green eyes. Lexie finds the truth, but it’s not an easy truth. A feeling and then a touch, There’s a secret – can it be uncovered?

Minecraft Jokes for Kids (Minecraft Handbook)


Steve Minecraft - 2014
     Includes a Child-Friendly Link to over 100 Memes and Cartoons Follow the link to our great and growing free online collection of Minecraft memes to enjoy some top-class, silly, fun and funny memes, cartoons and comics. Some of Our Daftest Jokes Include... What contests do Endermen hate? Staring contests! What did the creeper instructor say to the Creeper recruits? Now, watch carefully I'm only going to show you this once! What did the Minecraft turkey say? Cobble cobble! What's the difference between Steve and an archaeologist? Archaeologists are happy to find skeletons underground! Scroll up and Buy this book now - kids will love going back to it again and again.

A Golf Swing You Can Trust


John Hoskison - 2012
    You needn't be most golfers.A Golf Swing You Can Trust is an original work by John Hoskison, a deep-thinking PGA tour player and teacher. Inside, John reveals how, after years of slicing, he went from the worst player on the European Tour to the National PGA Professional Champion by using these simple techniques.From the grip to the finish position, John coaches using humor, photos and unique analogies to explain how the golf swing works and how to build a swing you can trust.  Whether a golfer wants to improve their driving off the tee, iron shots to the green or their chipping and pitching, the tips and drills in this book will make it easier to hit the shots consistently.  If any golfer wants to build a swing that works, this is a must read. *Don't miss John's new biography about his days on the European Tour called - No Hiding in The Open.*  Excerpt from A Golf Swing You Can Trust:The correct stance is vital if you want to build a simple swing that repeats. But most golfers switch off and skip these chapters of a golf instruction book. I understand that. The grip and aim are not as alluring as advice on the theoretical advantages of pronation or supination through impact. And hey! You've been told you have a nice practice swing--you can't be that far off. Aiming correctly is for beginners!So just to dispel any reservations you may have that this book is not for you, here's one last piece of motivational talk before we move on to check your stance. It's very often a golfer makes a great practice swing but when they come to hit the ball the swing's completely different. That's because the hands and body don't communicate on a practice swing--they let you get on with it on your own. They only bother to 'talk' to each other when you're about to hit a shot at a specific target.When the crunch comes and you're ready to swing back, if the aim of the club doesn't match up to your intended swing path, they hit the panic button, take control and stick the swing on autopilot. They program in what they have to do and you can't override it. You might try to take the club back in one piece but it you're not aiming correctly--they quickly take over. And if you think you can kid them you'd have done it by now.If you are aiming at a target 250 yards away and your club face is only 3 degrees to the right, it will be pointing 13 yards right of target. If you try to replicate your nice square practice swing, but your hands pick up where the club is aiming the two angles are so conflicting your orthodox swing becomes impossible.The only time you can override your natural alarm system is when you're standing in front of a pro and he's watching you like a hawk. Then the alarm system becomes dormant--it trusts the pro to watch over you. Soon as you walk out the teaching bay, it switches back on.REVIEWS:"John taught himself great technique and knows as much about the golf swing as anyone I've met.  His explanation of the swing is fantastic." ~Nick Mitchell, Former European TourPGA Player"I went to John for the usual stuff; head in hands, not knowing what shot was coming next. John kept it simple... got me back enjoying my golf again.

Peanut the Elephant: Short Stories for Kids, Funny Jokes, and More! (Early Bird Reader Book 5)


Arnie Lightning - 2016
    It’s a great way to teach children to appreciate and accept others for who they are.(see link inside for details) Fun for the entire family! Kids and children can practice their reading skills or have a parent read it aloud. These special stories includes lessons and morals about about caring and love.Story & Activity List: FREE GIFT! Peanut the Elephant Peanut the Elephant Plays with Harry the Hippo Peanut the Elephant Makes Friends with Bobby the Bear Peanut the Elephant Plays a Joke on Spotty Cheetah Peanut the Elephant and a Bag Full of Peanuts Funny Elephant Jokes About the Author Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to spend some quality time with your child!

The Little Unicorn Chu (Unicorn Kids Bedtime Stories #1)


Cerrie Davies - 2019
    Chu loves to do ballet, as he loves to twist and twirl and stand up on tiptoe. He is a good, well-behaved unicorn with one bad habit, which is a tendency not to listen to his mother or his kindergarten teachers. They are forever telling the little unicorn not to talk to strangers that he does not know. The words just float over Chu’s little unicorn head though and because of this, he finds himself in a potentially dangerous situation with a strange unicorn. Luckily, his teacher sees what is happening and rescues Chu. The little unicorn learns a valuable life lesson and from that moment on ignores strangers. For ages 4-5 years. Stunningly illustrated throughout. Written in rhyme. Teaches a valuable life lesson. A fun rhyming bedtime story or everyday story for your little ones with a serious and clear message about not talking to strangers. The following verse is repeated in the story making it easy to understand. “Stay away from all those you don’t know. “If you don’t know the unicorn, then turn and go!” Download your copy of The Little Unicorn Chu b> by scrolling up and clicking "Buy Now With 1-Click" button.

Boris to the Rescue (My Monster #1)


Kaz Campbell - 2014
    It is funny and shows that the good guys win in the end. Your child will love this story. Bobby has a special friend. Don't tell anyone, but it is a monster! His name is Boris and he is red and furry with two golden horns. Boris helps Bobby when he has bad dreams. In Book 1, Boris goes to school with Bobby. He doesn't like the way Jack the Bully treats his friend Bobby. Jack doesn't know that Boris is setting him up for embarrassment. Book 2...Felix - the Naughty Monster! is out now.

The Elephants and the Chocolate Cake


Balachander Vijayakumar
    But they just cannot seem to find a cake that's big enough for elephants. The elephants need to find a way out to arrange a cake for their friend's birthday.'The Elephants and the Chocolate Cake' is the story of three lovable characters that solve a problem by thinking out of the box. The story is easy to follow and the lovely, bright illustrations keep children engaged to the story. The book has all the right elements that children love - a birthday, a huge chocolate cake, and some cute elephants!The book also starts off with a subtle hint to the readers that while everybody is slightly different from one another, they can be great friends and care for one another.Perfect for children aged 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.

Never Came Home: A Riveting Kidnapping Mystery


Hazel Holmes - 2021
    

Cowboy Justice Association Novel Box Set: Books 4 - 6


Olivia Jaymes - 2016
    Fishing – alone - on a serene and sunny afternoon is one of his favorite things to do. So is coming home to a place that isn’t littered with cosmetics, clothes, and panties. Jazz Oliver wants to be a star. Down and out and deep in debt, she’s desperate for money and a big break. It’s the only reason she’s allowed herself to be signed up as a contestant on a reality show in some backwater town in Montana. From their first meeting, the attraction simmers between the sheriff and the Hollywood starlet. But when casual, naughty fun turns into something more, Griffin is stumped as to what to do. Having spent most of his adult life keeping women at arm’s length, he doesn’t know how to get one to stay. He needs to find a way to convince her – and himself – that he’s finally ready to share everything. Even the remote control. Cowboy Cool:Sheriff Reed Mitchell is a workaholic on a forced vacation. He just has one quick stop on the way. He promised Logan Wright he’d check on Kaylee Blue who has been receiving creepy emails from a stalker. Kaylee thinks Ava and Logan are worried over nothing. As the writer of erotic romance, she gets strange mail every now and then. But nothing goes as planned… Kaylee’s stalker raises the stakes and Reed is forced to put his vacation on hold. Despite Kaylee’s protests that she can handle things on her own, she’s relieved Reed is determined to protect her. But living together is rapidly turning into something else. Something real. Reed hasn’t cared about a blessed thing in the last fifteen years except work and he’s not planning to change. Will he be able to turn and leave this woman when it’s time to go? Imperfect Justice:Born into a prominent ranching family and brought up in a disciplined household, Sheriff Jared Monroe has high standards of how to live his life and he doesn’t hesitate to hold the people around him to the same accountability. Misty Foster is a girl from the wrong side of the tracks. Her mother slept her way through the men in town and everyone thinks Misty has followed in her mother’s footsteps. If they knew the truth they’d be more than shocked. One blustery, snowy night Jared and Misty do something completely uncharacteristic—they throw caution to the wind and fan the flames of their passion. Now there’s a third person to consider. An innocent baby is on the way and when Jared finds out, he instantly steps forward to do the right thing. Unfortunately, Misty doesn’t agree with his future plans. What’s a no nonsense sheriff to do now that he’s met his match?

Only Two Pills for This Pain? (Real Stories from a Small-Town ER Book 6)


Kerry Hamm - 2016
    Trouble has been brewing in this rural Ohio town, meaning our ER has been packed with mental health patients, drug addicts, and we've even come close to hostage situations. Patients are still discovering silly ways to injure themselves, sadness has fallen over our emergency room more often than usual lately, and our patients are back to making the 'Trending News' section on Facebook.

Minecraft: Book of Crafting (Book of Minecraft - Unofficial Minecraft Guides - Minecraft Books for kids, Minecraft Handbooks, Childrens minecraft books 1)


Jens Larrson - 2014
     There is nothing that can’t be built in Minecraft but you need to know how to craft to build. This Handbook is packed with over 260 illustrations from master crafter Jens Larrson.Minecraft - Book of Crafting by minecraft author Jens Larrson, is the ultimate guide crafting every object in Minecraft 1.8.Book of Crafting - is an unofficial Minecraft Guide and is an original work of fan fiction that is not associated with Minecraft or Mojang/Notch. It is an unofficial work and is not sanctioned nor has it been approved by the makers of Minecraft.Minecraft ®/TM & © 2009-2013 Mojang / NotchTags: Kids books. minecraft jokes for kids, minecraft jokes for kids free, minecraft, minecraft games, minecraft xbox, minecraft tips, minecraft jokes, minecraft comics, minecraft books, Minecraft, minecraft comics, minecraft mobs, free minecraft books, Minecraft stories, Minecraft Survival Guide, computer games Humor & Entertainment Entertainment & Games Games & Strategy Guides Children's Nonfiction Games Minecraft, Minecraft redstone handbook, minecraft game, minecraft games, minecraft xbox, minecraft magazine, minecraft secrets, minecraft revenge, Minecraft combat, Minecraft building guide, minecraft stories, Minecraft, minecraft comics, minecraft mobs, free minecraft books, Minecraft stories, Minecraft Survival Guide, computer games Humor & Entertainment Entertainment & Games Games & Strategy Guides Children's Nonfiction Games Minecraft, Minecraft redstone handbook, minecraft game, minecraft games, minecraft xbox, minecraft magazine, minecraft secrets, minecraft revenge, Minecraft combat, Minecraft building guide, minecraft stories, minecraft books, minecraft handbooks, minecraft guide, minecraft kindle, minecraft free books, minecraft comics, minecraft activities

Terraria: Diary of a Terraria Noob 2 (Terraria Diaries, Terraria Books, Terraria Books for Children, Terraria Books for Kids, Terraria Stories, Terraria Noob)


Miner Bro - 2015
    Zach is as big a noob as it gets in Terraria. He's new to the place and doesn't seem to know his pickaxe from his elbow. Watch him stumble his way through Terraria where he meets all sorts of surprises. Join him on his wacky adventures to see if he'll survive the harsh lands of Terraria.Book 2 of the Terraria Noob Series Free to download for Kindle Unlimited users! Great book for all ages!

Tampa Bait


Edgar Winner - 2012
    Because if you do, you may find out what happens when a former cop with a gun and nothing to lose decides to push back

The Queen's Cat (First Year at The Palace)


David Rossmaur - 2012
     When Queen Beatrice visits the royal family of Norway, she receives a lovely surprise gift, a cute fluffy kitten. She names the kitten Albert and brings him home to live in the palace. As Albert grows up he gets into all kinds of trouble. Albert has many friends at the palace, including Isabelle the Chambermaid, Gerard the Butler, Angus the Chauffeur, Norman the Grenadier Guard, Princess Sophie, Prince Nicholas and his best friend Sergeant Major, the Magpie. Albert travels to lots of lovely places with the Queen, meets lots of nice people and some not so nice. If Albert does not like you, then watch out. His favourite trick is rubbing his paws on the carpet and giving you a nasty electric shock, which can be painful. Albert loves to roll in smelly horse poo and it’s usually left to Isabelle to bath him before the Queen finds out. Life is good at the palace and Albert makes the most of his position as The Queen’s Cat. In this story Albert wonders if the Queen has remembered his first anniversary at the royal palace and he also meets an unfriendly dog.