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100% One Direction: The 100% Unofficial Biography


Evie Parker - 2011
    Complete with activities, quizzes, and pull-out posters, this is the must-have book for all One Direction fans!

Chloe and Rafe


Moxie North - 2014
    Rafe spots Chloe from across the bar and knows that any woman with assets like hers will be up for some fun. Rafe likes them round, soft, and willing to play. Can he convince Chloe that a little swat can go a long way? Reader Advisory: Adult material with explicit sexual situations and language, for ages 18+. Prepare to read about a BBW that meets possibly, the man of her dreams, who loves to spank, swat, and flog his way to true love.

Forced to Forget (Forget Me Not Book 2)


Melissa Morgan - 2020
    Will Bex ever allow herself to be vulnerable when her parents showed her just how fickle love can be? Can Daniel risk his and his daughter's feelings with a woman who refuses to trust him?Is their relationship worth fighting for or was it best left forgotten…?But something is coming. Something neither of them can predict. As both are plagued by the nightmares of the evening Lizzie turned back time, another force swoops in to try and tear Daniel’s life away from him.This time in the shape of a man claiming to be his daughter's real father.'Forced to Forget' is the second book in the 'Forget Me Not' series. A story of love, heartbreak, and second chances, and one which once again shows that family isn’t a textbook definition.

One Direction Test Your Super-Fan Status: 100% Unofficial


Jim Maloney - 2011
    Brimming with puzzles, quizzes, and games, fanatical followers of the band will enjoy testing their knowledge of the fab five and find out if they are true super-fans. Including eight pages of gorgeous glossy photos, this is the one and only activity book for any fan of the hottest, hippest boy-band around

The Pervert, The Monster, and The Sex-Bot


Christine Gray - 2018
    Lucky Bastard, Mr. Asshole, and a Perverted Drunk all walk into a club. Stop me if you heard this joke, but I doubt you’ve heard something as fucked up as this tale."- Keagan One night of passion with Monae will make for a very interesting partnership when they come face to face, months later. Who was to know that the mystery woman with an unquenchable sexual appetite would be the lead detective he's riding with? This is an assignment Keagan can't resist....and might be the downfall of her relationship. Then again, Monae getting rid of her current Joker to make room for a King, like Keagan, maybe worth all the troubles doing so will bring. Throw in trying to solve a case involving a Sex Bot, a Monster that had it coming, a slew of Suspects, and Monae's thirsty ass sister all while trying to keep his dick in his pants will make for a helluva first week. After it's all done though, Keagan will be the name lingering on everyone's lips.

The Life and Lies of Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore


Irvin Khaytman - 2018
    

I'd rather Starve than Cook!


Lisa M. Orban - 2017
    Do you hate to cook, but prefer not to die of starvation this week?Never fear, this cookbook is for you!If you are able to open cans without injury, dump things out of a box with confidence, and operate a stove without supervision, you can eat tonight.

I'm Not Gonna Lie: and Other Lies You Tell When You Turn 50


George Lopez - 2013
    Newly single and ready to embrace life, George was excited to turn fifty. It would be a welcome new phase in his life, a chance to say goodbye to a decade that included a kidney transplant and a divorce. But when he looked around a room full of his childhood friends, all gathered to celebrate his birthday, many now bald or overweight, it suddenly hit him that he was old. What happened? And more importantly, what was he going to do about it? George learns the hard way that when you turn 50, everything changes. You pull a muscle in your sleep. You avoid mirrors at all costs, and always, always wear a robe. You have to schedule an appointment to have sex. You have to dye your hair and buy a bathtub with a door. As George learns to embrace life after fifty, he invites readers into his world, sharing the ups and downs of getting older—from his relationship with a much younger woman to a bizarre session with a pet psychic, to a trip behind-the-scenes at his tumultuous two years at Lopez Tonight, to an intimate look at his sacred ground, the golf course—and, for the first time, he reveals in moving detail, the story of the battle for his life against kidney disease.   I’m Not Gonna Lie  will make you laugh at yourself, cry about yourself, and look at turning fifty in a way you never would’ve imagined—through the eyes of George Lopez.

Finding the Angel Within: Spirituality, Body Image, and Self-Worth


Pamela H. Hansen - 2008
    Bestselling author Pamela H. Hansen has received thousands of letters and emails from people struggling with issues of body image and self- worth. Her new book confronts society's obsession with the perfect body and examines the destructive belief that physical appearance determines worth. This spiritually sound approach to developing a healthy body image will change the way you think about yourself and others.

The Mailboy


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    "He thinks that if all that is wild and beautiful in the world wound up in one person, it would be her.❞

Introduction to Vedanta


Dayananda Saraswati - 1998
    Yet, each moment of joy is only that: momentary, showing up the rest of our lives to be unsatisfying, somehow lacking and incomplete. On the other hand, Vedanta, the body of knowledge found at the end of the Veda, asserts with breathtaking boldness that one's true nature is completeness and limitlessness. Vedanta also promises that moksa, liberation from all forms of limitations that seem to bind a human being, is possible here and now. In this lucid, lively introduction to Vedanta, Swami Dayananda shows how man's constant struggle to overcome these limitations through the ceaseless pursuit of security and pleasure are predestined to failure for the simple reason that they are misdirected: they stem from a failure in understanding the real nature of the fundamental problem itself. All effort howsoever great or unremitting being limited, the result of such effort is also bound to be equally limited, inadequate. The road to freedom from limitation, then, can scarcely lie that way. Indeed, asserts Vedanta, it is only to be found in the correct knowledge of one's true nature as absolute. This vital first step, a clear understanding of man's fundamental problem of ignorance and error about his real nature. Is what this book is all about.

Daniel Radcliffe: No Ordinary Wizard


Grace Norwich - 2005
    Since the age of eleven, Daniel has been the face of Harry Potter, bringing the beloved character and his hair- raising adventures to life on the big screen. Though sometimes it might seem like Daniel and Harry are one and the same, when Daniel takes off those famous round glasses he has a style that is entirely his own. From his favourite bands to his favourite cartoon, find out everything you ever wanted to know about this young star: how Dan got cast as Harry, what life is like on the set, and how he spends his time when he's not battling the dark arts.

The Betania Breed Series: Books 1-4


Jenny Foster - 2018
     Let yourself be carried away to a grandiose SciFi world. With this COMPLETE collection you are holding all four Betania Breed SciFi romance novels in your hands – and mysterious background material is included. In over 800 pages, you will be up close and personal on an adventurous and dramatic voyage through the universe. The Captive Betania Breed Book One I am one of the few people who hasn’t given up the fight against the Sethari yet. I would rather die than surrender to the aliens who have enslaved us humans for more than one hundred years. Then the unthinkable happens: I am awarded to the leader of the aliens, so I can bear him healthy, viable children. I am prepared for anything, except this one thing – that this merciless warrior, with his strange eyes and scaly skin, would awaken feelings in me... The Prey Betania Breed Book Two Johar is the most merciless and successful bounty hunter there is. His reputation is legendary, for he has never let any prey slip through his fingers. His creator’s beautiful daughter hates Johar and lets him feel it every waking minute. But Johar knows something about her that nobody else knows. Not even she herself... The book takes place a few months after the events of book 1. The Human Betania Breed Book Three Talon Delkhari was the mightiest warlord of his people, until he dared to contradict his king. Instead of granting him an honorable death in the fight against their enemies, the king made him his chamberlain. His newest conquest is from Earth. He won her in a game, and Talon is supposed to deliver her safely to his bed. An easy assignment for someone like Talon. That’s what he thought, anyway, until this human woman awakens the predator lurking under his skin… The book takes place a few years after the events of book 2. The Dragon Betania Breed Book Four The fourth volume takes place shortly after the events in book 3. Coran Burke is an elite undercover agent from Earth. The tough and emotionless fighter has never failed. His new mission leads him to Dassuria where he is pursuing a dangerous dragon lord. At the center of his investigation is a woman who has a lot to hide - but despite her entanglement with the dragon lord, Coran can’t get her out of his head... Dark. Powerful. Sexy. This will be a ride you won't want to miss. * * * A SciFi Alien Alpha Romance Collection. Book 1-4 of the Betania Breed Series. * * * Warning: Intended for mature audiences only. Length: Total over 800+ pages

SEAL's Secret


Ruby Steele - 2017
    She even has a kid now. I’ve never set my sights on a single mom before... but getting her alone has me growing in all the right places. The kid’s actually pretty cool, too. She thinks I want a quick lay, but I'm ready to stake my claim. And Daddy always gets what Daddy wants. Casey I haven’t seen him since my daughter came into my life. He’s turned into a grown a@@ man, complete with hard-won muscles and an impressive military record. The way he looks at me now, that all-consuming determination in his eyes, is fanning the flames of my youthful crush into a raging fire. But if I get too close, I’m going to get burned. He doesn’t know the truth about my daughter, and I'm not about to tell him. He’s a soldier. I know they love and leave. My little girl deserves a father, not a come-and-go seaman donor. And I can't bear to have him disappear with both of our hearts...

Harry Potter: Hogwarts: A Movie Scrapbook


Jody Revenson - 2018
    This magical scrapbook takes young readers behind the scenes of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, covering everything from how students arrive at the school and are sorted into their houses to the many magical subjects they study while there.Detailed profiles of each class feature information about the professors, classrooms, and key lessons seen in the films, each with concept illustrations, behind-the-scenes photographs, and fascinating reflections from the actors and filmmakers, to give readers a fascinating peek at Hogwarts academic life.Destined to be a must-have collectible for Harry Potter fans, Hogwarts: A Movie Scrapbook also comes jam-packed with removable inserts.