“Uh. Kidding?” and then hangs up with a rush of air.“That is the worst voicemail in the history of voicemails,” Derek says.Words: 37354 complete

    "We can do whatever you want. That's kind of the point."Derek doesn't respond.Artpost: http://motherofalphas.tumblr.com/tagg...Words: 20276 complete

    But he's pretty sure they hunt monsters, because they seem to be really good at it.Words:33090 complete

    Derek only shoots with werewolves and Stiles only shoots with humans. That's not going to change after they meet. It's really not.(It might.)Words: 85826 CompleteCover by alphapactOriginally posted: https://web.archive.org/web/201507232...

    It's nice and quiet, until one dark and brooding Derek starts coming in every morning, ordering coffee so strong that it should not be fit for human consumption. Ever. Stiles tries not to be affected by the mystery guy, but it's not like anything else happens around here, so really, what did you expect? And when he's already in too deep, he realises he might even be in way over his head...Words: 54223 completedCover by foreverblue-navy

    Alphas are like royalty and are offered their choice of any age eighteen-and-up virgin Omega for each year's heat season, as a 'thank-you' to all they've done for their compounds throughout the year. Derek is an Alpha and...yeah, Stiles. Stiles is an Omega. And still a virgin. In every way. And he's just turned eighteen. This...is not his day.Words:70140 completeArt by Birddihttps://web.archive.org/web/201506160...

    Teen Wolf - Sterek "This is a casual, adult relationship based on sex, and it is awesome." In which Stiles and Derek have a great time buddyfucking until a burrito ruins it all.Word count: 5,689 completeCover by anatsuno

    McCall clearly had no clue what she was talking about when she’d insisted that Scott and Stiles needed to branch out and room with strangers, so it’s all her fault that Scott ended up with a total dick of a roommate and Stiles got stuck all the way across campus with some guy who has a girlfriend two towns over and is thus never around.Or, the one where pledge brothers Stiles and Scott start a prank war with Derek Hale's fraternity.Inspired by: http://affectingly.tumblr.com/post/30...Words:21004 complete

    Stiles just wants to sleep and stop being haunted by the faces of his night-time tormentors. His dad thinks he's suffering from post-traumatic stress, Scott thinks he's suffering the after-effects of the ritual; Stiles thinks they're both reasonable theories, except for the part where Derek Hale is the only thing that can take his nightmares away and it seems that fact is no coincidence.Words: 82279 CompletedArtpost: http://lilitots.tumblr.com/post/64807...

    SterekA series of vignettes (and helpful lists) about Stiles’s mouth and Derek’s newfound obsession with it.Word Count: 2,316

    Teen Wolf AU“We have received confirmation that there is a hostage situation in progress at a warehouse compound two hours out of Los Angeles, following a multiple-vehicle pileup on Highway 101 this morning...”The one in which Stiles has lived to (legal) adulthood and, along the way, become a bit of a badass himself.Words:26102 complete

    Case in point: everyone keeps assuming he and Derek are a couple. What the hell?Words: 71,466 Complete

    And Derek is 6-year-old Scott's adoptive dad. And Stiles has his own take on Stories and Scott loves wolves and Derek tries not to admit that he likes the way Stiles's face looks in those glasses. Or something like that.Words:125430 complete

    Omegas are fragile little emotional things, needy and whiny. Stiles refuses to become that, or to believe that he’s anything like that.Stiles and Derek have been fuckbuddies for a while when Derek loses his memories of the past three years - and them - in an accident. (Also - everyone's a werewolf, and everyone's alive.)Words:18472 complete

    He'd rather not see Derek, because whatever the thing was that they were doing, they're not doing it anymore, and it sucks.Unfortunately, he doesn't have a choice. The betas tried a magical remedy for Derek's melancholy, and now Stiles has a three-year-old who looks like Derek. Stiles doesn't know how to deal with that, and he definitely doesn't know how to tell the betas he and Derek were secret fuck buddies for a year and a half.Words:12287 complete