Although it sounds nice, who would understand the hardships that come with it?And thus, he should simply leave, conceal his identity, and disappear into the depth of this flourishing mortal world.

    The top hacker was chosen by the Lord God to be reborn as hundreds of thousands of villains,Every world ended in a dead end,Every end is tragic.Finally he escaped the control of the Villain System,He decided to enact revenge, change his fate as an abused slagEven if his every bone is rotten,He’ll occupy the heights of morality, even if it’s just the surface.Accurate translation of title: Quickly Transmigrating into a Face-slapping Demon

    Wu Han Ying does not know why a bunch of people were following him around shouting sister-in-law.Xia Chen does not know why he begins to like the existence of this obedient Little Wudang, who is sometimes a bit silly as well.Being followed and being called Sister-in-law, Little Wudang could not stand it anymore and retorted, “I’m a man.”—Lao Da (Boss) confessed, Sister-in-law (Sao Zi) ran away, so Lao Da is going crazy.Guild Member 1: Sister-in-law, please come back, Lao Da doesn’t mind that you’re a ladyboy! (ladyboy – a male plays female character in game; this happens often in RPG ^^)Guild Member 2: Pei Pei Pei, ladyboy your ass! Dare to call my sister-in-law as ladyboy, come to Yan Nan* (A place’s name, where players use for PVP)Guild Members: …Little Wudang thought to himself, you can’t blame me for disappearing, it’s because the school internet got disconnected.

    Infamous for his poison tongue, he’s known in the forums as Lemon Dad and he carefully cultivates a following of black powder fans over time. The trajectory of his fate completely changes the day he plays a match against the popular god-tier live stream anchor, Mangosteen. A meme created out of his dying words makes him a countrywide laughingstock and he begins to stalk Mangosteen to determine his rival’s weaknesses…to beat him in a match for revenge!They fight with each other, stream with each other, and even exchange a naked photo with each other.This is the love story of a lemon and a mangosteen.

    After a lot of ups and downs, they finally married.But they didn’t expect to get reborn together on the day of their wedding.Back to the year when their feud was at its most intense.The friends around them also saw each other as enemies.Yet the two men in question were…in the eyes of the frightened relatives and friends of both sides; they began to scatter dog food.Friends and relatives: ???Ermm…..this is awkward.

    Professor System has issued a mission: to rescue the gentle, kind and tragic protagonist shou of the novel “The Exceptional Furnace”.Song ‘Scholar-Tyrant’ Qingshi: “Don’t worry, Professor! I can definitely ensure the patient’s recovery!”In the Immortal Realm:Song Qingshi praised from the bottom of his heart: “My patient is the kindest and most beautiful little angel in the world.”Yue Wuhuan quietly washed the blood from his hands and smiled softly: “En.”Song Qingshi swore from the bottom of his heart: “As a doctor, I will never covet nor take advantage of my beautiful patient!”Yue Wuhuan took full and complete advantage of the doctor and smiled softly: “En.”Song Qingshi affirmed from the bottom of his heart: “Under my loving care, the patient will never be blackened!”Yue Wuhuan secretly hid his monstrously evil thoughts and smiled softly: “En.”At that inextinguishable summit, upon thousand and thousands of soul lamps, he sat on the god’s throne of white bone, guarding that piece of stone.“You are the only one in this world who treats me tenderly.”“And so, you are the only one I treat tenderly.”Scholar-tyrant Song was absolutely delighted: “Professor! Can I get full marks?”Professor System exploded: “You fool! You saved the wrong person!”

    Did your research turn out well? Can I have my son back after the research?”The colonel looked cold. “Your son?”“I gave birth to it QAQ.”The colonel stated, “I raised it.”“Sir, really. It is mine QAQ.”“Give birth to another one to let me see.”An Zhe: cryingTL Disclaimer:1. Not as fluffy as the summary makes it sound. Not mpreg.2. Apocalyptic wasteland science fiction (no zombies)3. Happy Ending

    As the number one global supermodel, what is your opinion on this?Xi Ze: This is a bad question. My family has very strict rules.Home Owner Ming Yu: …….The pair of black-hearted husbands will sweep the fashion industry, conquering the world.

    However, he is one with dubious potential, so just when he starts to adapt to his new circumstances, he receives a piece of bad news. If he is unable to produce the required result after half a year to become an official disciple of the TianXin sect, he would be driven out of the sect.While You XiaoMo is going all out to make medicines and earn money, he runs into Ling Xiao. To his horror, he later discovers that Ling Xiao is really someone cloaked in human skin.

    A weak scholar…… forced to suffer in silence.What was even more tragic was that no matter where he went, demons would attack him from all directions braying for his blood, or they would squeeze his neck while interrogating him about his relationship with the Demon King.As such, Song Ci became an anti-fan of the Demon King. Regardless of who praised the Demon King, he would be the first to stand out and refute them.Song Ci fled for his life as he searched for the gate leading to the Demon Realm. Along the way, he clung on to the thigh of an influential man, and went to great pains to persuade him to slay the Demon King together with him and restore peace to the human world.Song Ci, “Sooner or later, I will skin the Demon King, rip the tendons off him, and drink his blood!”Rong Bai (smiling), “I admire the way you think.”Who knew that, after entering the demon realm —Tens of thousands of monsters bowed their heads and kowtowed to this thigh beside him and shouted “Long live the Demon King!”Song Ci was stunned.Rong Bai (smiling), “What did you say you were going to do when you came to the Demon Realm?”Song Ci, “It, it’s all a misunderstanding……”

    How can he help the protagonist turn into a real harem master?2. How can he develop a good relationship with the protagonist?3. How can he live properly without holding on to the protagonist’s thigh?The protagonist has three major worries:1. Eldest brother has changed2. Eldest brother has really changed3. How can he marry eldest brother?System: Congratulations! ~ Sprinkle Flowers ~ Grow Old Together Happily!Chu Yu: … Wait, what about the harem novel?

    With his girlfriend witnessing this incident and thinking that he was giving another man a blowjob, this led to a series of misunderstandings.WRS : I’m not gay I’m not gay I’m not gayyyyyyyyyyyy!XN : Neither am I.WRS : Seems like we need to come up with a scheme to clear our names now.XN : Ok.So…Counselor : I saw you and that junior doing it in the grass, *cough*, kiddo, please take note and be a bad influence.WRS : No we just fell accidentally…Neighbour : Wei Ru Song can you be quieter in bed? We couldn’t sleep the entire night.WRS : No that was just Xiao Nian giving me a massage ahh…Gym Teacher : You guys know what you did in the equipment room, go clean the mats!WRS : Noooooooo that was just the milk I spilt!!!Finally,XN : SeniorWRS : Yeah?XN : Since they already think we’re gay, why don’t we just let this work itself out.WRS : … Just what I was thinking.

    Dad just ordered a new sports car for you.Granddad: Grandson, there’s no need to hurry. It’s alright even if you didn’t do well in your exam. Granddad bought a new yacht for you, come and take a break.Grandpa: Grandson, don’t cry, it’s okay if you didn’t do well in the exam. Grandpa’s billions-worth of properties are all yours.With a blank expression, He Shen threw his 2.5 Yuan worth bottle of drink into the trash.Hold your horses! Comfort?

    [1]Two eldest young masters who looked down on each other were forced into a blind date. Each discovered that the other was the immoral scoundrel who had poured cold water or thrown rotten tomatoes on him during a game of Fight The Landlord two days prior.Now what?Well, secure a partner first and figure the rest out later.​[1] popular Chinese card game with an online app version.

    His years of dedication and noble deeds allowed him to ascend to godhood. But those who rise, can also fall...and fall he does, cast from the Heavens again and again and banished to the mortal realm.Eight hundred years after his mortal life, Xie Lian has ascended to godhood for the third time. Now only a lowly scrap collector, he is dispatched to wander the earthly realm to take on tasks appointed by the heavens to pay back debts and maintain his divinity. Aided by old friends and foes alike, and graced with the company of a mysterious young man with whom he feels an instant connection, Xie Lian must confront the horrors of his past in order to dispel the curse of his present.