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Creeprising: An Unofficial Minecraft Book (The Post-Creepocalypse Saga 1)
R.K. Davenport - 2014
Davenport's follow-up to The Ender War Saga Felix and his sister Liz live in the poor district, and they're forced to work as slaves for the wicked King Maximus. Eventually something happens, and these two siblings start a revolution. Features: -Intense Action Sequences -Multi-layered Characters -Strange Worlds -A Story That Will Keep You Guessing Download your copy today!
Ghast Explores the Overworld (Book 1): Life in the Overworld (An Unofficial Minecraft Book for Kids Ages 9 - 12 (Preteen) (Ghast the Supervillain 4)
Mark Mulle - 2017
I worked my hardest to become the leader of the Nether army so I could lead my great nation to victory against the Overworld army. Now that I’ve won the war, my government gets to take some of the resources from the Nether. The only problem is that mobs from the Nether don’t spend a lot of time in the Overworld, so we actually have no idea of what we should take. That’s why it is my job to explore the Overworld and find out what is worth taking and what we should leave to the humans and other mobs that live here. Sadly, the government doesn’t exactly trust me to do this alone, so they’re making me team up with a puny human girl. I have a feeling this trip around the Overworld isn’t going to be what I expected... Author’s Note: This short story is for your reading pleasure. The characters in this "Minecraft Adventure Series" such as Steve, Endermen, Creeper or Herobrine...etc are based on the Minecraft Game coming from Minecraft ®/TM & © 2009-2013 Mojang / Notch
The World of David Walliams: 8 Book Collection: Grandpa’s Great Escape / Awful Auntie / Demon Dentist / Gangsta Granny / Ratburger / Mr Stink / Billionaire Boy / The Boy in the Dress
David Walliams - 2017
But when he is sent to old folk’s home Twilight Towers – run by sinister Matron Swine – it’s up to Grandpa and his grandson, Jack, to plot a daring escape. Little do they know, the wicked matron is on to them…AWFUL AUNTIE:Stella Saxby is the sole heir to Saxby Hall. But awful aunt Alberta and her giant owl will stop at nothing to get it from her. Luckily Stella has a secret – and slightly spooky – weapon up her sleeve…DEMON DENTIST:Strange things were happening in the dead of night. When children put a tooth under their pillow for the tooth fairy, they would wake to find something creepy in its place. Evil was at work. But who or what was behind it?RATBURGER:Can Zoe keep her beloved pet rat safe from the clutches of the dastardly Burt of Burt’s Burgers?GANGSTA GRANNY:Ben’s grandma is the boringest grandma ever: all she wants to do is to play Scrabble and eat cabbage soup. But there are two things Ben doesn’t know about her.1) She was once an international jewel thief.2) All her life, she has been plotting to steal the crown jewels, and now she needs Ben’s help…BILLIONAIRE BOY:Joe has a lot of reasons to be happy. About a billion of them, in fact.He has absolutely everything he could possibly want.But there’s just one thing he really needs: a friend…MR STINK:Mr Stink stank. He also stunk.And if it was correct English to say he stinked, then he stinked as well…But there’s more to this vagrant than meets the nose!THE BOY IN THE DRESS:Dennis was different.Why was he different, you ask?Well, a small clue might be in the title of this book…
Butterfingers - 2: Goes Bonkers
Rajani Thindiath
Adventure seems to be waiting for him at every slip, slide and fall. And this collection gives you the perfect chance to be a part of his escapades. But, it also gives you something more... an inside view on how Butterfingers was created, which sports he's scared of and more importantly, how similar he thinks you are to him. So go bonkers and grab your copy now!
The Naughty Penguin
Amma Lee - 2015
Instead of staying closer to her, he makes trouble with a polar bear and a group of snow bunnies. When he falls into a crack in the ice, his mother asks the polar bear and one of the snow bunnies for help. Will they save Paul? The Naughty Penguin is a story that teaches children to listen to their parents.
49 Ways to Steal the Cookie Jar (The 49... Series Book 2)
James Warwood - 2013
Got a sweet tooth?... Can't wait till dinner time?... Here's 49 (extremely silly) ways to reach the Cookie Jar! Join the hilarious adventure of these cheeky kids who will try absolutely anything to get their hands on the Cookie Jar. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours. Disclaimer: reading this eBook will probably make you giggle, but won't help you get a cookie. Recommended Age: 10+
The Magic Tree House
Amanda Shoesmith-Bateman - 2010
When the enchanted words are spoken, he (or whoever is in the tree house) magically appears wherever he wishes them to be. Come with him and his friend as they have great adventures, until Aidan's mother finds out the magic words and starts using this tree house for her own fun-filled adventures.
Pass Judgment: Inside the Seattle Seahawks' Super Bowl XLIX Season and the Play That Dashed a Dream (Kindle Single)
Jerry Brewer - 2016
Instead of hiding from national ridicule, Coach Pete Carroll embraced the pain and used it as an opportunity to teach his ultra-competitive team about the quality he inspires the most in people: persistence. Pass Judgment is a poignant portrait of grit, an inside look at the Seahawks' taxing 2014 journey to the Super Bowl, the bond it restored, the heartache of losing and the arduous process to recover. How do you live with the worst error of your life? This is the story of how a proud team, led by a relentless coach, digested failure.Jerry Brewer is a sports columnist for The Washington Post. Before joining The Post in June 2015, he worked for The Seattle Times, where he wrote opinions about the entire Seattle sports scene for nearly nine years and chronicled the Seahawks' rise to NFL prominence under Pete Carroll. Before Seattle, he worked at The Courier-Journal in Louisville, Ky., The Orlando Sentinel and The Philadelphia Inquirer. He has received awards for his work from numerous journalism organizations, including the American Association of Sunday and Features Editors, Associated Press Sports Editors, Society of Professional Journalists, Best of the West and National Sportscasters and Sportswriters Association. He lives in Arlington, Va., with his wife, Karen, and sons, Miles and Austin.Cover design by Adil Dara
The Little Cockroach
Susie Violet - 2020
He loves Mexico but wants to explore the world. Amazing things happen to Pedro and his friend Enrico when they decide to leave their home in search of adventure. The Little Cockroach is a delightful bedtime story about determination, travel and adventure.
My Monster Farts 5
Kate Clary - 2017
Lenny is going, too. You know what that means... lots of fun and farts!
Children's books: The Magic of words! By Joshua McManus: (Fun, Rhyming Bedtime Story/Picture Book About the magic of words!, for Beginner Readers, Ages 3-5) (giggletastic stories 5)
Joshua McManus - 2018
Think of every single word, Every word you’ve heard. Every single word you say, Has a secret magic way! Like words can be kind, With love and some care. Or truly amaze, And capture your stare! So why not dive into this funny rhyming picture book to uncover everything words can do! This is a lovely fully illustrated picture book for children with heaps of humour that guides your through with exciting rhyme! And discover the true magic a word can do to others!
Attack of the Recess Ninjas
Marcus Emerson - 2012
Upon investigation, he discovers a that secret ninja clan has recruited the missing students for its evil deeds. Brody and his friends decide to take action, but it's too late - the ninjas have launched a full scale assault on recess, and now it's only Brody and his two friends against the dark army. Is there any way the three of them can save the school from ninja domination?Attack of the Recess Ninjas is a 6700 word hilarious thriller by Marcus Emerson, Sal Hunter, & Noah Child.
Thanksgiving Jokes: Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids (Funny Jokes for Kids)
Johnny B. Laughing - 2014
Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!
This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.
Funny Thanksgiving jokes
Excellent for early and beginner readers
Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children
Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud
Includes Thanksgiving jokes, one-liners, riddles and knock knock jokes!
Funny and hilarious Thanksgiving jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of Thanksgiving jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs!WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?A: They saw the turkey dressing!
HAHA!
Q: What smells really good at Thanksgiving?A: Your nose!
LOL!
Q: What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?A: Your teeth!
HAHA!
Q: Who is never hungry at Thanksgiving?A: The turkey because he is always stuffed! Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) Your turkey friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This MASSIVE collection of Thanksgiving jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about turkeys, pilgrims, indians, food, and turkeys of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your copy today! 100% Money Back GuaranteeTags: Thanksgiving, kids Thanksgiving, childrens Thanksgiving, kids Thanksgiving book, childrens Thanksgiving book, funny jokes, Thanksgiving jokes, Thanksgiving joke book, jokes, Thanksgiving, joke book, books, ebook, funny, ebooks, comedy, hilarious, joke book about Thanksgiving, kids joke book, children's joke book, ebook, laugh, kids jokes, kids joke books, Halloween book, childrens joke book, childrens joke books, laughing, lol, haha, best jokes, funniest jokes, Thanksgiving jokes, funny jokes, funny joke, hilarious, jokes online, comedy, hilarious jokes, laugh, laughing, clean jokes, clean jokes for kids, free joke book, free jokes, free gift included, best jokes, funniest jokes, in the world, kids jokes about Thanksgiving, free gift included, free joke book download, free joke book, ages 4-8, ages 6-8, preschool, early reader, beginner readers, Halloween books, kindle book, kindle joke book, jokes for kids, kids jokes, childrens jokes, funny jokes
Little Girl and The Ponies
Nona J. Fairfax - 2015
For others, it is the perfect time to spend time with their children after a busy day, and for some, it is something they should do but are not entirely sure why. Discover these benefits of bedtime stories for kids.Sharpen their brainsResearch shows that one of the greatest benefit of interacting with children, including reading to them stories, is that children learn a great deal of things- from improved logic skills to lowering their stress levels. Bedtime stories rewire the brain of a child and quicken their mastery of language. Their vocabulary repertoire is expanded and their listening and oral communication skills enhanced.Enhance creativity and Stimulate imaginationIf you are a good storyteller, then you should teleport your kid to a different realm- from reality to fantasy for the child to learn the difference between these two. This will enhance and stimulate his imagination.Emotion developmentThe kid will learn to experience different emotions while empathizing with the characters of the story. The common emotions of sadness, happiness and anger may be encountered and he will learn to control these in real life.