“Uh. Kidding?” and then hangs up with a rush of air.“That is the worst voicemail in the history of voicemails,” Derek says.Words: 37354 complete

    Teen Wolf AU“We have received confirmation that there is a hostage situation in progress at a warehouse compound two hours out of Los Angeles, following a multiple-vehicle pileup on Highway 101 this morning...”The one in which Stiles has lived to (legal) adulthood and, along the way, become a bit of a badass himself.Words:26102 complete

    "We can do whatever you want. That's kind of the point."Derek doesn't respond.Artpost: http://motherofalphas.tumblr.com/tagg...Words: 20276 complete

    He should’ve known better. He did know better, actually, and that means he has no one to blame but himself.Art by VillainetteWords: 63206

    There's no handbook for this. Stiles is thinking that if he survives he might write one.Words:25959 Complete

    Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.““My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.83,980 Words CompleteArt by Rahciach: http://archiveofourown.org/works/652206Cover: http://frogmage.tumblr.com/post/43570...

    He'd rather not see Derek, because whatever the thing was that they were doing, they're not doing it anymore, and it sucks.Unfortunately, he doesn't have a choice. The betas tried a magical remedy for Derek's melancholy, and now Stiles has a three-year-old who looks like Derek. Stiles doesn't know how to deal with that, and he definitely doesn't know how to tell the betas he and Derek were secret fuck buddies for a year and a half.Words:12287 complete

    Having to share a bed with Derek freaking Hale, on the other hand, is just needlessly complicating his life.Words:8824 Complete

    It’s super.Words: 49347 CompleteArt credit: kelle-c (not associated with fic).

    2 twin boys age 4. Must have exp. w/werewolves. Must be human. No pedophiles. No teenage girls. Pay negotiable. -- Words: 101,000 COMPLETE

    An old enemy returns, and new ones appear. It’s Beacon Hills, after all.Artpost 1: http://ldyghst.livejournal.com/219313...Artpost 2: http://yorugami.tumblr.com/post/41109...Words: 73,529 complete, One-shot

    That’s where he meets Stiles, completely by accident. Stiles is talkative, charming and curious. Somehow, despite the fact that he’s blind, he’s able to read Derek like no one else.Art by Maichan: http://maichan808.tumblr.com/post/875...Art by Tsuminubiaru: http://tsuminubiaru.tumblr.com/post/8...Words:83738 Complete

    He’s fine. But then Derek’s already sliding behind the wheel, and Stiles keeps losing little pockets of time. Words:11422 complete

    (Scott is not a teacup and no one sings about their feelings.)Art by kickingshoes!Words: 116686 complete

    He lies in Scott’s bed and waits for Melissa to say she’s found someone to get it out of him, to cure him of the wrongness and the bad, and he dreams.God, he dreams.He dreams of fire and swollen bellies and that scene in Alien, of giving birth to jackals through his urethra, the whole horrific nine yards. His head is a terrible place to be, he can’t imagine his stomach is much better, why anyone would want to put a thing inside of it."Words:77138 complete